the horrible driving meme

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THE HORRIBLE DRIVING MEME

You are driving a vehicle of some sort. Whoever replies is the passenger. However, something is going wrong with the vehicle you are driving.  (This is a very self-explanatory meme). The poster picks the vehicle (truck, blimp, the USS Enterprise, etc) and the commenter picks the disaster (run out of gas, traffic jam, you set it on fire, etc). Blank comments mean that you're driving the Wienermobile. Have fun!

Comments

Kanako Miyamae | Maria+Holic

[dontsaylesbian]

[Two words: COPY RIDER]

[hornswoggling]

[It bothers Azure that he's just stopped asking why shit like this is happening.]

Hard left!

[Goddamn spaceship laser beams, we're not cows!]

Excel | Excel Saga (manga)

[hersaga]

[Maybe driving isn't the right word for what Excel is doing in this rickshaw. Holding on for dear life is probably the better term.]

[emptynight]

[And Thomas is leaning out the side of the rickshaw, peering behind them at the... giant purple monkey demon holding a palmful of flaming poo.]

KEEP RUNNING!

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Irene is currently driving this very expensive car.

It may be stolen. Or just liberated from a client.

She is also speeding.]

Taokaka | Blazblue | I'm sorry I've turned this into a Wacky Races meme orz

[slashyslashy]

[BEEP BEEP HERE COMES THE CATMOBILE! LOOK OUT PEDESTRIANS!

She is totally driving a little buggy that looks like a Kaka cat and it is painfully clear to anyone on the sidewalk she's driving over or whoever her passenger is that she has absolutely no idea what she's doing, and that fact has done nothing to discourage her.]

Dirk Strider | Homestuck | open to all

[krypton]

[ this is a blank comment.

COME TO ME WIENERMOBILE ]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I WANT TO DO THIS SO BADLY

[murdermaladies]

KEEP IT ON THE ROAD!

[Peacock's leaning out of the passenger side window, one foot propped up on the door and one arm holding onto the roof. Her other hand is firing a tommy gun out at their pursuers, bulky-looking mafia goons in little black cars too small to really fit them.

There's probably a very interesting story behind this scenario, but really, does it matter? They're having a highway shootout with the mafia from the weinermobile. All is right with the world.]

Peacock | Skullgirls

[murdermaladies]

[She's flying a little cartoony biplane with JUST ENOUGH room for another person.

The soundtrack is either Flight of the Bumblebee or Flight of the Valkyries. You may only choose one.]

[madcapmarsupial]

[Somehow he ALWAYS blacks out to being in the passenger seat of a biplane. SOMEHOW.]

For fuck's sake, can you turn off the music?

[Flight of the Bumblebee? Really?]

Thomas Raith || The Dresden Files

[emptynight]

[Thomas is driving a fire truck. He's also treating traffic laws as guidelines. And one way streets as optional.]

Re: Thomas Raith || The Dresden Files

[buildingproblem]

Thomas! Thomas, there is a-CAR! There is a very large axe in-HELLS BELLS THAT'S A HOUSE, TURN YOU MANIAC, a very large axe in easy reach if you don't-SCHOOL BUS!

Blue Mary | King of Fighters

[somethingaboutbluemary]

[Nobody ever said she was ALWAYS a good driver. Particularly when it isn't a bike.]

[cmon_getsrs]

[Sorry Mary, but in CERTAIN parts of South Town, there are signs you have to pay attention to. Especially when it comes to Bogard crossing areas. So what happens when Terry sees a vehicle coming at him at these said areas in high speeds?



Yep.]

Elizabeth | Persona 3

[velvetattendant]

[Obviously we are riding Mara.

Maybe it's better if we not know why.]

Commander Shepard, Renegade Edition | Mass Effect

[cmdr_renegade]

[Boomerang! Mako! You always come back. ;A;]

[brbvirmire]

[Dammit, Mako, you always come back. D:]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

BEEP BEEP.

((ooc; said vehicle does not have to be the tardis. whomobile, bessie, segway, etc, etc, all open.))

Re: the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[wears_skirts]

"Doctor, the brake! Hit the brake!"

loki // the mighty thor + journey into mystery

[forcedreset]

[ giant rampaging goats are a totally normal thing to ride around right. ]

may i just say that i love you for playing little-loki

[molecula]

[ It's a pity that the giant rampaging goats are being chased by an equally giant and rampaging troll. Julie is clinging tight onto the goat, because terror, common sense, and plot are preventing her from realizing she can fly (at least for the moment) ]

Can't you make them go faster?!

Homura Akemi | Puella Magi

[pushreset]

[THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE]

PVT DEXTER GRIF | RED VS. BLUE | OTA

[tubs]

[jesus fucking christ why do you people let him drive the warthog.

all the time.]

[andjane]

[because no one else can fucking drive the thing.

but there's a loud bang!! like sound and jesus fucking christ they're in the middle of the goddamn desert what the hell did grif run over?! it sounds like the tire blew right the fuck out, though, and simmons is grabbing on to the door for dear life.

hey. he was startled, ok?] Jesus Christ Grif-! What the hell did you run over?!

[because yelling helped.]

Crowley / Good Omens (+GND, if known)

[worksmarter]

This meme. made for him.

[Driving the Bentley* at 90 mph in rush hour traffic, London.

Oh, pedestrians? They know the risks.]

*Not actually flaming.

Hope this is okay?

[loveidea]

[Well.

Sariel is not sure he likes human technology that much any more; it was always more Azazel's thing anyway, not his.

He couldn't just stay home, no. He had to hitch a ride with the worst of drivers.]

This cannot possibly be safe! [Careful Crowley or you'll have a Fallen Angel freak-out on your hands.]

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf

[deserves]

[Whoever crashes his posche is a dead man.]

Odd Della Robbia | Code Lyoko

[aimless_arrow]

[Odd turns the wheel hard with a help, narrowly avoiding the booth on the sidewalk and pulls back onto the road. Only now he's driving against traffic and he's swerving in and out to get back to the right side of the road. He finally does and then screams out the window.]

Stupid Sunday drivers! It's Saturday!

Drift | Transformers: IDW (MTMTE)

[weapabilities]

Re: Drift | Transformers: IDW (MTMTE)

[finheaded]

[ROBOTS DRIVING? Madness!]

[... okay so there was probably a fight for the driver's seat, and, having lost, Someone just decides to play backseat driver the entire time.]

Left. Left! Turn left!

John Shepard | Mass Effect 1-3 | OTA | He had to be here.

[wellbangokay]

[He swears on his grandma's soul that the Mako WILL move over this hill!]

They all had to be here. /have some...Sarka? idek

[justliketheolddays]

John. You do realize the aft plating is on fire, right? [Because it totally is, not that she wouldn't be doing the same damned thing. Go Mako, you pile of indestructible crap!]

[wears_skirts]

[Who's brilliant idea was it to let Amy drive a car again?]

john watson | sherlock

[acclimatized]

[ learning how to drive a car -- how hard can it be? ]

oh look it's been forever

[topslug]

[ this would be a better plan if the person in your passenger seat knew how to drive herself. in any case, she's here despite her better judgement, not that that's saying much... ]

X-23 | Marvel | OTA

[23rd]

[ Laura's determination and ruthlessness are two of her - if not better, then at least more useful traits. She's somewhere in the American midwest chasing after a couple of gangsters who just got into their ride and promptly fucked off, which is just not going to do. She needs to catch up to them and now. There's nothing else to do but hotwire the nearest vehicle and give chase...

Beep beep motherfucker the Wienermobile is doing like 120 down the interstate after a bunch of crooks with guns. Hope someone wasn't already in it!! ]

f!shepard | mass effect series

[readiness]

[ let's face it IT'S PRACTICALLY CANON. ]

jake english | homestuck

[kringlefuck]

Loki | MCU | OTA

[gimme_that_drink_now]