the horrible driving meme

[stymie]

THE HORRIBLE DRIVING MEME

You are driving a vehicle of some sort. Whoever replies is the passenger. However, something is going wrong with the vehicle you are driving.  (This is a very self-explanatory meme). The poster picks the vehicle (truck, blimp, the USS Enterprise, etc) and the commenter picks the disaster (run out of gas, traffic jam, you set it on fire, etc). Blank comments mean that you're driving the Wienermobile. Have fun!

Comments

Kanako Miyamae | Maria+Holic

[dontsaylesbian]

[Two words: COPY RIDER]

Excel | Excel Saga (manga)

[hersaga]

[Maybe driving isn't the right word for what Excel is doing in this rickshaw. Holding on for dear life is probably the better term.]

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Irene is currently driving this very expensive car.

It may be stolen. Or just liberated from a client.

She is also speeding.]

[emptynight]

[And Thomas is leaning out the side of the rickshaw, peering behind them at the... giant purple monkey demon holding a palmful of flaming poo.]

KEEP RUNNING!

Taokaka | Blazblue | I'm sorry I've turned this into a Wacky Races meme orz

[slashyslashy]

[BEEP BEEP HERE COMES THE CATMOBILE! LOOK OUT PEDESTRIANS!

She is totally driving a little buggy that looks like a Kaka cat and it is painfully clear to anyone on the sidewalk she's driving over or whoever her passenger is that she has absolutely no idea what she's doing, and that fact has done nothing to discourage her.]

Dirk Strider | Homestuck | open to all

[krypton]

[ this is a blank comment.

COME TO ME WIENERMOBILE ]

[hersaga]

QUIT BACKSEAT DRIVING AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!

[You're lucky Excel can run ridiculously fast, but she's only human.

An incredibly energetic and superhumanly strong/resilient human, but nevertheless.]

Peacock | Skullgirls

[murdermaladies]

[She's flying a little cartoony biplane with JUST ENOUGH room for another person.

The soundtrack is either Flight of the Bumblebee or Flight of the Valkyries. You may only choose one.]

Thomas Raith || The Dresden Files

[emptynight]

[Thomas is driving a fire truck. He's also treating traffic laws as guidelines. And one way streets as optional.]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I WANT TO DO THIS SO BADLY

[murdermaladies]

KEEP IT ON THE ROAD!

[Peacock's leaning out of the passenger side window, one foot propped up on the door and one arm holding onto the roof. Her other hand is firing a tommy gun out at their pursuers, bulky-looking mafia goons in little black cars too small to really fit them.

There's probably a very interesting story behind this scenario, but really, does it matter? They're having a highway shootout with the mafia from the weinermobile. All is right with the world.]

Blue Mary | King of Fighters

[somethingaboutbluemary]

[Nobody ever said she was ALWAYS a good driver. Particularly when it isn't a bike.]

Re: Thomas Raith || The Dresden Files

[buildingproblem]

Thomas! Thomas, there is a-CAR! There is a very large axe in-HELLS BELLS THAT'S A HOUSE, TURN YOU MANIAC, a very large axe in easy reach if you don't-SCHOOL BUS!

LMFAO I ACCEPT THIS

[krypton]

Seems like you're having fun.

[ dirk picks up the speed in this awesome cockmobile,
loud obnoxious rap music playing from it ]

Sorry for capslock but really, monkey demons deserve capslock

[emptynight]

[Thomas ducks back behind the relative safety of the rickshaw as the monkey demon flings its... ammunition.]

I TRIED, THE SHOTGUN DIDN'T WORK!

[cmon_getsrs]

[Sorry Mary, but in CERTAIN parts of South Town, there are signs you have to pay attention to. Especially when it comes to Bogard crossing areas. So what happens when Terry sees a vehicle coming at him at these said areas in high speeds?



Yep.]

[emptynight]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SET THE FIRE! I'm just driving the da--

[He swerves around the school bus, just barely. Hey did you know that fire engines can corner on two wheels?!]

Elizabeth | Persona 3

[velvetattendant]

[Obviously we are riding Mara.

Maybe it's better if we not know why.]

Commander Shepard, Renegade Edition | Mass Effect

[cmdr_renegade]

[Boomerang! Mako! You always come back. ;A;]

[hornswoggling]

[It bothers Azure that he's just stopped asking why shit like this is happening.]

Hard left!

[Goddamn spaceship laser beams, we're not cows!]

<3

[murdermaladies]

[It's obviously a rap remix of the "I Wish I Were An Oscar Meyer Wiener" song. Peacock's having too much fun shooting at dudes to care. Meanwhile, her cronies are at the other windows, tossing out crates of phallic hog meat at the gangster thugs tailing them.]

Are you kidding me? This is better than a Saturday-morning cartoon marathon! Except Annie! Nothin's better than Annie!

[She switches out with a shotgun, takes aim, shoots, and one of the cars following them spontaneously erupts into a small cloud of smoke and flames. She apparently finds this hilarious.]

One down!

[She yelps as the remaining ones continue shooting back, nearly clipping an ear.]

Lousy no good sons of... Just die already!

[Bang! Bang! Bang! Try as they might, though, Peacock and her henchmen aren't able to keep some of the cars from catching up and pulling up alongside the Dogmobile. Some fancy driving may be required, if the hulking hotdog can take it.]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

BEEP BEEP.

((ooc; said vehicle does not have to be the tardis. whomobile, bessie, segway, etc, etc, all open.))

It's perfectly understandable under the circumstances

[hersaga]

IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO BEAT IT WITH YOUR FISTS, WHAT GOOD ARE YOU? JUST BECAUSE IT'S AN UNDOCUMENTED SPECIES OF APE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T KILL IT!

[She ducks as well as she can, considering, only getting partially singed in the process.]

[somethingaboutbluemary]

[NOOOOO NOT HER CAR. Not only does it get the car to stop but it buckles the hood, smashes in the front bumper, cracks the windshield and sends it flying backwards to boot!

When Mary finally manages to beat her way out of the driver's side door, she instantly knows who to blame.]

DAMN IT, TERRY.

[buildingproblem]

HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF A GAS MAIN! That didn't mean you had to--

[Yeah, Harry caught that, thanks, mostly because the sudden sideways motion almost strangles him, and slams him into Thomas at an uncomfortable velocity]

How did you even!?

loki // the mighty thor + journey into mystery

[forcedreset]

[ giant rampaging goats are a totally normal thing to ride around right. ]