sexting/texting tuesday

[soxting]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[backalleywar]

Not since I was learning how to text and it was only if I ever made the mistake of sending it. Wait, is there something I should be regretting right now?

I'm telling you that, even without my name surrounded by hearts drawn around it, I may reduce it or let you off completely. Then again, better not let you off completely, right? But if you do the heart doodle I'll hang it up for everyone to see. Good?

[tictacs]

( scott's actually grinning stupidly at that. )

Actually, I was referring to myself regretting letting you know it was a good "oh god", captain. And on that note, it's cute when you don't get jokes

So you're telling me if I write the name I'd have if I married you surrounded by hearts the punishment for stealing your shirts'll be less severe, but then everyone has to find out how smitten I am by you?

Your secret ego is incredible and I wish I didn't find that hot too

[backalleywar]

It's text. There are a lot of things that don't translate well through text. Not my fault.

Sorry, don't know anything about a secret ego. Think you meant Stark. But if you did, I'd probably have to boot you from the team.

And would it have been Scott Lang-Rogers or just Scott Rogers? I feel like it's a very important question.

[tictacs]

I didn't mean Stark, come on! Who do you think I am? I promise you're the only one I miss enough to wear your insulting shirts all day for

I was thinking it'd be okay to shed the Lang for some symbolic "starting a new chapter in my life" reason

Hypothetically

[backalleywar]

Relax, I'm only messing with you. Besides, I think you'd look less ridiculous in my shirts in comparison to Tony's overpriced stuff.

Not that you wouldn't look nice in a fancy shirt like that but...

oh boy. Let's just ignore all of that, ok? Good.

Hypothetically, I like the sound of it either way.

i like how this is the complete opposite of dirty it's so cute sf;lf

[tictacs]

Yeah, well... we'll see how far we go down this thing we're doing and see how that Scott Rogers hypothesis goes.

You know, if you want me to wear a suit, it's not TOO out there. I'm not that poor!

Besides, you need better pictures of me than ones where your shirts're bullying me by being too big

same here. I'm blaming lang for the outcome

[backalleywar]

Hah, sure thing.

I never called you poor! It was a misunderstanding or just incredibly badly worded on my part. And better make it a cheap suit because...you know, I may want to rip it off of you.

And I like that picture and I'm keeping it.

I'm starting to feel like my shirts aren't being appreciated enough...

[tictacs]

Oh GOD

don't talk about ripping things off of me when you're how many miles away from me, that's not

that's not fair? It doesn't feel fai r

Also, I'm /wearing/ your shirts. How else should they be appreciated?

[backalleywar]

You know, while I'm at it, I guess I better just rip your underwear off, too. Those will only get in the way.

You can maybe keep the dress socks and shoes on


Oh, I don't know, by not complaining about how insulting they are? You're clearly enjoying them. You did steal them, after all.

[tictacs]

I'm enjoying them a little bit more imagining you beside me right now

...Jesus, the underwear, too?

[backalleywar]

Give it a day or two and that's where I'll be.

Fine, fine. I'll go easy on the underwear.

[tictacs]

See, the thing is I'm not even against it

But it's making my legs do that squirming thing just thinking about it

[backalleywar]

Doesn't take much to get you squirming, does it?

No, I'm kidding. I like it. Only makes me wish I was there right now to see it for myself.

[tictacs]

Yeah--?

Come back soon so I can kiss you

[backalleywar]

Welcome me back with one of my shirts on?

[tictacs]

You know it

All you gotta do is get back in one piece.

[backalleywar]

Might be sporting a few nasty bruises but it's better than the alternative.

[tictacs]

This is incredibly sappy, but at least there's more for me to kiss better.

[backalleywar]

Sorry Lang, but you don't exactly strike me as extremely macho so I don't mind the sappiness. Or the additional kisses for that matter.

[tictacs]

I'm gonna pretend you didn't doubt my machoness and just be happy you wanna be kissed all over

'cause I sure as hell wanna smooch you.

[backalleywar]

That works too, but you know, it wasn't meant to be offensive.

"Smooch"

[tictacs]

God damn it

Come on, okay, "smooch" isn't that bad a verb, why'd you have to highlight it like that

[backalleywar]

I don't normally use "lol" but this would be good time for it.

Easy there, I didn't mean anything by it. Just a little teasing. Maybe.

[tictacs]

I wish I could say I hate it when you tease me, but I know you won't believe it.

[backalleywar]

Come on, it's all in harmless fun. And you're right, I wouldn't believe you because I know how much you enjoy it. Kinda your own fault.