sexting/texting tuesday

[soxting]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[tictacs]

Oh GOD

don't talk about ripping things off of me when you're how many miles away from me, that's not

that's not fair? It doesn't feel fai r

Also, I'm /wearing/ your shirts. How else should they be appreciated?

[backalleywar]

You know, while I'm at it, I guess I better just rip your underwear off, too. Those will only get in the way.

You can maybe keep the dress socks and shoes on


Oh, I don't know, by not complaining about how insulting they are? You're clearly enjoying them. You did steal them, after all.

[tictacs]

I'm enjoying them a little bit more imagining you beside me right now

...Jesus, the underwear, too?

[backalleywar]

Give it a day or two and that's where I'll be.

Fine, fine. I'll go easy on the underwear.

[tictacs]

See, the thing is I'm not even against it

But it's making my legs do that squirming thing just thinking about it

[backalleywar]

Doesn't take much to get you squirming, does it?

No, I'm kidding. I like it. Only makes me wish I was there right now to see it for myself.

[tictacs]

Yeah--?

Come back soon so I can kiss you

[backalleywar]

Welcome me back with one of my shirts on?

[tictacs]

You know it

All you gotta do is get back in one piece.

[backalleywar]

Might be sporting a few nasty bruises but it's better than the alternative.

[tictacs]

This is incredibly sappy, but at least there's more for me to kiss better.

[backalleywar]

Sorry Lang, but you don't exactly strike me as extremely macho so I don't mind the sappiness. Or the additional kisses for that matter.

[tictacs]

I'm gonna pretend you didn't doubt my machoness and just be happy you wanna be kissed all over

'cause I sure as hell wanna smooch you.

[backalleywar]

That works too, but you know, it wasn't meant to be offensive.

"Smooch"

[tictacs]

God damn it

Come on, okay, "smooch" isn't that bad a verb, why'd you have to highlight it like that

[backalleywar]

I don't normally use "lol" but this would be good time for it.

Easy there, I didn't mean anything by it. Just a little teasing. Maybe.

[tictacs]

I wish I could say I hate it when you tease me, but I know you won't believe it.

[backalleywar]

Come on, it's all in harmless fun. And you're right, I wouldn't believe you because I know how much you enjoy it. Kinda your own fault.

[tictacs]

It has a lot to do with my being a glutton for your attention, probably.

And my Rogers deprivation issue.

[backalleywar]

Yeah? I might be a little deprived myself and looking forward to getting my Lang fix.

And you CAN be a little overzealous, hence my shirts.

[tictacs]

But you like the shirts, don't you?

[backalleywar]

There any doubt that I do?

[tictacs]

I just like the confirmation.

[backalleywar]

Scott? I definitely like the shirts.

[tictacs]

...now you're just trying to make me blush