sexting/texting tuesday

[soxting]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[azhee_maii]

Hey.

Who doesn't love a good boxing glove arrow? That's a classic. You can't argue with the classics.

[weekend_avenger]

Yeah, if you're bugs bunny-- net arrow, totally the way to go. Then you can go over there and punch them yourself.

... and yes, I want to see them.

[azhee_maii]

Rigged a boxing glove up to explode on a delay recently. Really threw whoever we were fighting that day for a loop. He caught it and thought I was desperate to be using it. Joke was on him.

[And here's a snap of his bedroom wall. It's a little display with a boxing glove arrow, a net arrow and a classic sharp. They're from his Speedy days.]

[weekend_avenger]

Oh exploding boxing glove arrows? Nice touch.

Speaking of big, I need to show you my Goliath arrows sometime. [Pym Particles man, they're pretty great.]

[azhee_maii]

I like to mix things up.

Ooh. The name sounds promising. Hope they live up to the hype.

[weekend_avenger]

When I mark them correctly, there's kinda a shrinky one too. . .

[azhee_maii]

That sounds like a personal problem.

[weekend_avenger]

Kinda! I like the big ones better.

[azhee_maii]

[1/2] Don't we all?

[2/2] Man, we aren't doing so good at this sexting thing.

[weekend_avenger]

[1] ... Oh is that what we're doing? I thought you just wanted me to show you my arrows.

[2] Oh.

[3] HA, I get it.

[azhee_maii]

Are you serious? I even made a winky face.

[weekend_avenger]

Look I'm very passionate about my collection .

[azhee_maii]

[1/2] Hey, so am I.

[2/2] Did you wanna try again?

[weekend_avenger]

I'm told that particular arrow is much more flattering in person.

[azhee_maii]

I'm down for that if you are, Circus Boy.

[weekend_avenger]

You should at least get my pants off before you start calling me names.

[azhee_maii]

I call everybody names. It's a term of endearment.

[weekend_avenger]

So you're endeared to everyone? And here I thought I was special.

[azhee_maii]

Come on, you should know my reputation for being "endeared" to a lot of people. If it makes you feel any better, there's only one other guy I call by that particular name.

[weekend_avenger]

Maybe you have a natural attraction towards carnies.

[azhee_maii]

Maybe there's something about the circus that leads to vigilantism.

[weekend_avenger]

Nope! I'm a card carrying hero type.

Also you equally suck at this sexting thing.

[azhee_maii]

Must be the costumes then.

It helps if the other person actually rolls with it.

[weekend_avenger]

Oh it's my fault? Okay we'll try again.

Hey sexy stud, what are you wearing?

[azhee_maii]

Not much. You want me to send a picture? ;)

Shit, I can't take this seriously right now. Well, as serious as sexting gets anyway.