sexting/texting tuesday

[soxting]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[weekend_avenger]

Kinda! I like the big ones better.

[azhee_maii]

[1/2] Don't we all?

[2/2] Man, we aren't doing so good at this sexting thing.

[weekend_avenger]

[1] ... Oh is that what we're doing? I thought you just wanted me to show you my arrows.

[2] Oh.

[3] HA, I get it.

[azhee_maii]

Are you serious? I even made a winky face.

[weekend_avenger]

Look I'm very passionate about my collection .

[azhee_maii]

[1/2] Hey, so am I.

[2/2] Did you wanna try again?

[weekend_avenger]

I'm told that particular arrow is much more flattering in person.

[azhee_maii]

I'm down for that if you are, Circus Boy.

[weekend_avenger]

You should at least get my pants off before you start calling me names.

[azhee_maii]

I call everybody names. It's a term of endearment.

[weekend_avenger]

So you're endeared to everyone? And here I thought I was special.

[azhee_maii]

Come on, you should know my reputation for being "endeared" to a lot of people. If it makes you feel any better, there's only one other guy I call by that particular name.

[weekend_avenger]

Maybe you have a natural attraction towards carnies.

[azhee_maii]

Maybe there's something about the circus that leads to vigilantism.

[weekend_avenger]

Nope! I'm a card carrying hero type.

Also you equally suck at this sexting thing.

[azhee_maii]

Must be the costumes then.

It helps if the other person actually rolls with it.

[weekend_avenger]

Oh it's my fault? Okay we'll try again.

Hey sexy stud, what are you wearing?

[azhee_maii]

Not much. You want me to send a picture? ;)

Shit, I can't take this seriously right now. Well, as serious as sexting gets anyway.

[weekend_avenger]

I mean, I can at least appreciate that you got half naked to text me.

Next time skype it.

[azhee_maii]

Nah, I was just getting ready to take a shower. Completely coincidental.

[weekend_avenger]

What if I played ball? Gonna take your phone into the shower?

[azhee_maii]

Why not? I got a water-proof case for it.

[weekend_avenger]

Also seems like a waste when you can bring actual me into the shower.

[azhee_maii]

Then stop bitchin' and get your ass over here.

[weekend_avenger]

Oh did this just turn into a booty call? [Fiiiiine, he'll put his shoes on.]