texts friday last night

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Rey | Star Wars

[girlandherstaff]

1. When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.

2. Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever

3. Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 Abyssin girls yelling at a drunk Balosar guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...

4. Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.

5. [text her]

4, trusty ol' urban fantasy AU

[no_light]

I have this theory that we aren't actually related. Auntie and Uncle got you when you were on sale.

[girlandherstaff]

...Fine. I'll bite. Where the hell did this theory come from?

[no_light]

For one thing, nobody else in this family gives a day's advance warning for their hate-filled rants.

For another, I really don't want to be related to you.

[girlandherstaff]

We have Snoke tomorrow. You know there's going to be ranting. And wow, really feeling the love there, cuz.

[no_light]

Is tomorrow Monday already? Why did you have to remind me?

Our parents are embarrassing enough in telling us they love us and giving hugs and kisses. I will curse your boyfriend with moldy balls.

[girlandherstaff]

Because Snoke is pure evil and we all need to be prepared to go into one of his 'classes'. Also: weird curse

[no_light]

You could say "thank you."

And yes we need to brace ourselves. Do you think we could skip again?

[girlandherstaff]

Why would I say thank you for a curse like that?

No. He's started asking Da... Master Luke questions.

[[Tense relationship between Rey + parents because of abandonment? It's more likely than you think. Uncle Han and Aunt Leia are easier to deal with]]

[no_light]

[Okay and now he feels awkward because he did catch that, and for all that he spends all day loudly proclaiming his hate for Rey, he... doesn't.]

Because it's how we show we care in our family? Or maybe it's just me, and the others should catch on already.

It's okay if you don't want to call him Dad, you know.

[girlandherstaff]

[It's an odd sibling-esque relationship they had. They "hate" each other, but not really]

No, I think I'm just not catching on. I've seen Han and Leia do it too.

It's just that I can't call it him for school. It's nothing

[no_light]

[It's the kind of "hate" which entitles them to torment another mercilessly, but anyone else dare to and there will be hellfire raining down on them. Probably literally. Kylo is kind of melodramatic.]

My parents have a very disturbing way of flirting. I try very hard not to think about it.

Of course. If you call him Master Luke all the time there's no risk of slipping up in school.

[girlandherstaff]

[She will hurt him if he rains hellfire down on any of her friends]

That whole "I know" thing must be one hell of an in-joke, that's all I'm saying.

Exactly!

[no_light]

[She's always cramping his style!]

I don't get it either. Like I said: DISTURBING. I don't think I even want to know. (Knowing Dad, it's something perverted)

[girlandherstaff]

I want to deny that...but you're probably right. Oh those words are weird to say

[no_light]

Hah!

Know that I made a screenshot of your last text. I'm going to print it out and frame it.

[girlandherstaff]

...That's incredibly sad

[no_light]

Don't ruin my moment of triumph with your fake pity!

[girlandherstaff]

Aww, don't you like getting any type of pity?

[no_light]

No thanks I don't!

[girlandherstaff]

Such odd behaviour. Next you'll be telling me you and Hux ARE secretly dating like the rest of the school thinks

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[seemerolling]

I told you not to go in on the vodka like that. But it's ok, I bought the pizza anyways and kept it in the fridge for you 👍

[girlandherstaff]

You know you're the best right?

[seemerolling]

I try (๑・ω-)～♥

(also please save some pizza for me, taking care of all of you guys after you've been drinking is tough work)

[girlandherstaff]

Pizza will be saved for you even if I have to smack Finn and Poe away from it with the staff