The Hooker AU Meme

[ladyboneranon]

THE HOOKER AU MEME

CONTENT WARNING for prostitution, crime, dub- to non-con, kink.

INSTRUCTIONS:
1 - Post a comment with your character's name and canon. BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR PREFERENCES, including which role you'd like, what in particular you're interested in playing, etc.
2 - Comment around to others and play threads!
3 - Use Random.Org if you get stuck for ideas.

WHERE? Where do you look for business?
1 - STREET - You wait on the sidewalk, wink at the passing cars, dress yourself in revealing clothing and garish makeup. You don't cost much. Maybe you're desperate, or in debt, or your life fell apart. Maybe you're independent; maybe you have a pimp, and a quota to fill. Either way, you have to work hard for your living.

2 - HOUSE OF PLEASURE - It's a good life, isn't it? You have a place to stay, a roof over your head. You don't even have to leave the House -- or perhaps you're not allowed to. You could have a good madame, or a harsh one; maybe you can pick your clientele, even. If you cater to a certain odd set of tastes, though, you might not have a choice at all.

3 - TEMPLE - It is an act of worship, for you. Of piety. Sex is about fertility, the giving and receiving of energy, a sacred act. When you bed another, it is for the benefit of you both.

4 - IN PRIVATE - You're a call girl. An escort. You go to parties; you know how to speak the language of the rich and famous. You dress well, act confident, and know how to get what you want. You're a valuable companion, and they better be prepared to pay dearly for you, tonight.

5 - OTHER - For anything else you can think of!


WHY? Why are you hiring this particular person?
1 - CURIOSITY. Maybe you're bored, or you have a little extra money to spend, and you're up for a little experimentation.

2 - SECRETS. You need discretion; no one can know that you're cheating on your wife. Money is a good way to keep the both of you quiet.

3 - NEED. There's a desire you have that you can't satisfy any other way. Maybe it's your sexual orientation that you don't want anyone to know. Maybe it's something darker.

4 - THEY MADE ME DO IT. Some well-meaning friends, or business partners, have hired you a hooker for the evening. Better make the most of it.

5 - JUST THE SEX. You don't want the hassle of a relationship. You get your needs taken care of, and that's it.

6 - OTHER. For anything else you can think of!

Comments

Amy | The Walking Dead | OTA

[lovesmermaids]

[Willing to play either role!]

Jack Harkness - Doctor Who/Torchwood - OTA

[fixedpointintime]

[[He'll be on either side of the equation, though to buy himself a pro he'd probably be in kind of a dark place.]]

[electricitytrick]

[Anders would like to say that he's not used to being in the sort of situation where he's honestly considering offering himself up in return for a decent meal and a place to lay low for the night, but he's been on the run many a time before and it's not always easy.

Of course, it's not always so bad as suddenly finding himself in what seems to be a completely different world with many things he doesn't understand, where the smallest display of magic had what felt like half the city chasing after him. That sort of thing can make a man desperate and since trading on his skill as a healer seems out, he'll have to fall back on something simpler. He's kept an eye on the handsome stranger for a little while now; the other man is attractive, well-dressed, and looks as though he can take care of himself. Plus there's just something about him...

Well, it's good enough for him anyway. Smiling easily, he makes his way over and drapes an overly friendly arm over one of the man's shoulders.]

Hmmm, hello there~ You know, I couldn't help but notice that you seemed to be all alone...

Tomochika Shibuya ★ Uta no Prince-sama ★ OTA

[a_flawless_idol]

[Looking for either role.]

Cho Takahashi | OC

[tenuefarfalla]

[[If she picks up a hooker it's probably either out of an extreme misunderstanding, or to try and help them. So if you're wanting immediate smut, she should probably be the prostitute.]]

1 for location, 3 for reason

[moontothetide]

Tara tried, she really did. She tried to be good. She tried to be obedient. She tried to be the daughter her father wanted, no matter what that meant denying herself.

But there were nights, and they were becoming even more frequent these days, where she just couldn't deny herself any longer. And then she went walking at night, scanning the few people out at this hour for any who might...accommodate her. She doesn't look the typical sort to hire a prostitute, all shy nervousness and sensible, modest clothing. But when she catches Cho's eye from a few feet away on the shadowy city street, there's a slight change to her posture, and a look of something like hope in her eyes. She quickened her pace to approach Cho, hoping that she'd brought enough to satisfy.

River Song | Doctor Who | OTA

[hullo_sweetie]

[Either]

[eyesontheroad]

[Hooker]

[hears_thoughts]

[Either role]

Castiel | Supernatural | M/M

[trenchcoat_angel]

[Angel hooker anyone?]

Randolph Lyall | The Parasol Protectorate | M/M

[cravats]

[Probably the hooker, open to any of the scenarios except Temple.]

Re: 1-5 sound good?

[rianofski]

[It wasn't that he did this on a regular basis, but he was familiar enough with where to wander to pick people up, which was why he was here tonight, driving slowly, eyeing each option critically. He was looking for something slightly different than normal -- he so often got bored. That was when he noticed Lyall.]

Loki | mcu | m/m

[has_an_army]

[Probably the most expensive hooker in all nine realms]

Bo | Lost Girl | ota

[lost_fae]

[Either]

Jane Foster | Thor | ota

[nomoresmashing]

[Either role]

I V →

[bloodbrothers]

[ Loki's fingers traced along the line of her shoulder from behind, feeling the smooth bit of skin under the pads, soft, warm, natural. There's a special sort of amusement in this for him-- if only because this was one thing he quite liked about Midgard. If one had a need for something, they only needed the money to be able to access it. And thus he found himself in an area of town he didn't care for inspecting a set of women curiously-- some over eager, some not eager enough; he was a picky sort.

A flash of teeth in a smile as he turned his full attention to her, ] And you, how much are you my dear?

Rose | TVD | OTA

[theres_no_switch]

[Either]

I can html

[lasiurus]

[As far as meetups go, Wayne Manor beats the hell out of a two-bit hotel where they not only refuse to wash the blankets, they usually won't even put sheets on the mattresses.

As for the company, well, Bruce Wayne is...an arrogant little prick. But he offers a flute of champagne right off the bat.]

Uh, what did you say your name was?

Pepper Potts | mcu | ota

[walked_in_on_worse]

[Either role will do]

X-23/Laura Kinney | Marvel 616 | OTA

[notagenderswap]

[Definitely the hooker.]

Loki Odinson / MCU / AU, details on profile / OTA

[blots]

[ Either he's very expensive to buy, or he's a businessman/owner/mafia prince/rich bastard. ]

/toucha.

[delusionaldreams]

[ It is a rather big shock, though she is wise enough to hide it, when the door opens to reveal a man with her face. Her usual face, at least. A cursory probe with her magic reveals the other man to be fully, unexpectedly mortal, so either it is a very strange coincidence, or...something is going on that she is unaware of. And Loki does not like to be unaware of things that involve her, in any of her guises. If nothing else, this simple job suddenly seems to have gotten much more interesting. ]

Good evening, sir. I believe you requested my presence for the night?

Derek Hale || Teen Wolf || ota

[alphabeta]

[Either!]

2-6 also hi

[unprepared]

This is such a horrible idea. Did I say this was a bad idea? Because this isn't just a bad idea, it's the sort of "idea" where one of us ends up dead in the gutter in the most embarrassing fashion and we'll be too dead to defend ourselves from the vultures of local news.

You don't even need a wingman!

Mavros Shahrizai // Kushiel's Legacy // OTA

[kissofthewhip]

[Hooker.]

4-1... sort of

[touchoftheblade]

[It took a while to track him down, but once he did it was easy to set up a chance to see him- give a fake name to the escort agency, pay the fee... and Mavros would be showing up at his hotel.

It's the nice sort of hotel a client would stay at- as well as a Shahrizai. There's champagne and fruit and rose petals... as well as a cousin, sitting on the couch and waiting.]

So, this is what you've been doing since you ran away.

steve rogers | marvel mcu | ota

[themanoutoftime]

[The hooker.]

Desire? You can choose the place

[blondiebirdy]

[Hands on her hips, looking him up and down.] Hello, handsome.

Israel ✡ Axis Powers Hetalia OC ✡ OTA

[eternaliyah]

[Daniel as the prostitute, I've wanted to try this kind of AU for a while. M/F/other all fine with me, and all kinks are okay except scat, vore, or diapers. I'm more in the mood for Daniel being cynical and a little resentful to start with but willing, rather than any outright non-con. IC, Daniel really dislikes bondage, so that would up the dub-con quotient a lot, but I'd be cool with playing that out if you are. Favorite kinks include bloodplay/painplay of various sorts, messy power dynamics, sensation play/sensory deprivation, toys, and breathplay. Here's a bit of a scenario for each of the 'Where' options - 1, 2, and 4 are human AUs. If you have a cool wildcard idea, I'd be happy to roll with that too.]

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1. He's striking, in a leather jacket and tight jeans and boots, a pint-size bad boy fantasy with a glare that could strip paint. The attitude is real, and that draws people in as much as the pretty face and the wiry muscle under his wifebeater. He leans against the heavily tagged building, dark eyes tracking each car that rolls by without blinking, all his angles a challenge.

2. He waits on the bed, resisting the urge to carve obscene doodles into the heavy wooden bedposts with one of the small, pretty knives from the toy shelves. Arthur had been so pissed the last time he tried it. His shoulders twinge, and he does another set of stretches, ignoring the phantom pain. Arthur said this one would be important, to be on his very best behavior. And for now, Daniel belongs to him - and whoever Arthur cares to rent him to.

3. He's not just an acolyte or ritual avatar, he is the land. Perhaps you've prepared for this honor for years - or perhaps you're a foreign ruler, seeking to bind the land to you after an alliance or even an invasion.

4. Sharp-dressed, well-spoken, and better at navigating the sleek and thorny world of politics than half of his clients, Daniel makes for indispensable arm candy. His services after the glamorous events end are even more exemplary.

4, baby, yeah

[blots]

Not any better than Loki. He has to be; son of a crime lord, heir to a crime empire, filthy rich and unafraid of showing it. He has a sleek black car, a six thousand dollar suit, and an attitude problem.

Strides into the hotel bar like he owns it -- which he does, through a few shell corporations -- and sees Daniel in the agreed-upon location. Common practice is for a bit of meeting and negotiation first, but he doesn't give a damn, and he sets a room key in front of Daniel on the bar.

"Penthouse," he tells him, airily. "Party begins at ten, and I'd like to be well-fucked before then."

Jackson Whittemore | Teen Wolf | ota

[anabomination]

Ellen Reid | Folklore | F/M

[alongadream]

[Definitely the hooker.]

4-3

[undeathrow]

[The thing about being an escaped convict? You don't get much in the way of human contact. And sometimes, another day of running for your life feels like way too much work, unless you can find some way to take care of your needs.

So Billy's just making his way through the city in a hell of a rainstorm when he sees her on the corner. He watches her for a little while from the bus stop, as though trying to figure out if she is what he thinks she is. She looks young and cute... makes him feel a little bad for her. But before long he finds himself digging in his pocket and counting his money.

Next thing he knows, he's leading her by the hand up the stairs of the nearest motel. Part of him tells himself she could use the money, plus a chance to get out of the rain.

He holds the door open for her.]

Hell. Not much warmer in here. Let me get you a towel.

James T. Kirk || Star Trek: TOS || OPEN

[original_fine]

[Hooker!Jim desired for this meme. Ideas:

1. Through a cultural misunderstanding, Jim's been pressed into hookerdom through some away mission on another planet. Possibly even sold into sexual slavery.
2. Jim's a high-class escort, rented out for diplomatic functions, business gatherings, and anything else that goes with the territory.
3. It's some time post-Tarsus, and Jim never got back on track. He's been bumming around for years, and at this point he'll do anything.
4. Anything else, or even just straight-up "found him on the street corner" stuff.

Open to men, women, and anything else, human or not, any kink but scat and pedophilia. I'd be up for dub/non-con things like slave!Jim, mind control, collars to control him, etc. Or, Jim-as-courtesan just ever so willing to please. Can go lots of ways, here, from resentful to hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold.]

Sun Shang Xiang | Dynasty Warriors | OTA

[lady_of_wu]

[Hooker all the way.]

wesley gibson | wanted / ota | totally the hooker, yep.

[bloodofakiller]

[ prepare to experience buyer's regret. ]

SUCK IT, RNG i do what i want

[cons]

[ when things get bad, and I mean really bad, Wichita has to resort to the weirdest shit to get her ass in the clear. heading home isn't an option, it nearly never is, which means she actually has to find someone, one person she didn't piss off, to cover for her. as it turns out, after a weekend of making calls, there's no such thing. so she needs somebody to cover for her, be an alibi, swear up and down she was with them three weeks ago and not trying to steal this or that from someone or someplace.

it's a shame she trusts nobody enough to actually do that for her on their own free will.

so she'll pay for it, it's easy when she's got the cash. price isn't an issue, not for this. it's just a matter of finding the right person.

she doesn't really know how she got here, or if it's even legal, but what's it matter? breaking another rule couldn't exactly put her in a worse spot. she's dangling two rungs above rock bottom, so she can't be picky. ]

Him.

[ she points, it's rude, but he looks like he doesn't want to be there anymore than she does and maybe they can form some shred of respect over it. respect, whatever. ]

Miss, I'm not sure he fits your-

Him.

[ she shoots the man a look of 'don't fucking question me, Mr. I'm In Charge of this Shithole, just take my money and shut up' and he seems to read her loud and clear, reaching his hand out so she can hand over a wad of cash.

but this is awkward, isn't it? this guy thinks she wants him for sex. and don't get me wrong, she could go for sex, she could so go for that kind of stress relief right now, but. not the point, no. she stuffs her hands in the pockets of her jacket and just kinda stares, waiting for the guy to meet her over here because she sure as shit isn't going over there. ]