"...but keeping you all alive is a much bigger challenge."

[madkingryan]

LET'S HEIST

You've got your crew - or maybe you don't.
Maybe you were just picked up off the street,
or maybe you've been planning this for years.
But now, the streets of the city are yours,
and there's only one thing to do;

Go big or go home.


1; THE PLAN
Prepwork. Plotting. Who're you going to hit? Who's going to do what?
Figure out what you're going to do and how you're going to do it,
just keep in mind that the world rarely goes along with your careful planning.

2; THE SETUP
Get the vehicles. Get the people. Get everything in place, and get
as ready as you can possibly be. Now isn't the time to let things
go wrong...not that it's going to stop them from doing so.
2B; THE SHOPPING MONTAGE
Time to dress up like firemen!

3; THE BEGINNING (OF THE END)
Three, two, one - get your mask, get your gun, get your adrenaline
up and pumping because there's no stopping it now.

4. THE GETAWAY
You've got the goods, but can you get away from the cops? Oh, look.
They've even brought in a helicopter team - lucky you. No matter how
many you shoot, there'll always be more coming, unless you can
give them the slip...
4B; THE COLLAPSE
It's all going down, boys, you're not going to make it.
Ready to go out in a blaze of glory?
Or did you forget to restock the sticky bombs?

5. THE AFTERMATH
Did you manage to escape? Lucky you, you're part of an extremely
rare club that pays as much homage to luck as it does skill. Now,
what're you doing with the prize?...perhaps using it to invest in
your next heist?

6. THE OTHER SIDE
Are you a cop instead of a heister? Good luck.

Comments

[stabbythings]

[Don't be silly, Guatemalans didn't have chimichangas, this baby came straight up from the Mexican boarder! It was also, admittedly, not an actual food truck since the back was stuffed full of cages which were in turn filled with brightly colored lizards-- and snakes, and one midget luchador with ducttape over his mouth... mask... hole.]

I stole it from that guy! [He juts a finger out the window, a hand which would be better served for driving.

And was that a bird? a plane? Nope! It was a man with a jetpack and a rocket launcher.]

Hey remember that thing I gave you?