FAKE AH CREW || Ryan Haywood (
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"...but keeping you all alive is a much bigger challenge."
LET'S HEIST

Maybe you were just picked up off the street,
or maybe you've been planning this for years.
But now, the streets of the city are yours,
and there's only one thing to do;
Go big or go home.
1; THE PLAN
Prepwork. Plotting. Who're you going to hit? Who's going to do what?
Figure out what you're going to do and how you're going to do it,
just keep in mind that the world rarely goes along with your careful planning.
2; THE SETUP
Get the vehicles. Get the people. Get everything in place, and get
as ready as you can possibly be. Now isn't the time to let things
go wrong...not that it's going to stop them from doing so.
2B; THE SHOPPING MONTAGE
Time to dress up like firemen!
3; THE BEGINNING (OF THE END)
Three, two, one - get your mask, get your gun, get your adrenaline
up and pumping because there's no stopping it now.
4. THE GETAWAY
You've got the goods, but can you get away from the cops? Oh, look.
They've even brought in a helicopter team - lucky you. No matter how
many you shoot, there'll always be more coming, unless you can
give them the slip...
4B; THE COLLAPSE
It's all going down, boys, you're not going to make it.
Ready to go out in a blaze of glory?
Or did you forget to restock the sticky bombs?
5. THE AFTERMATH
Did you manage to escape? Lucky you, you're part of an extremely
rare club that pays as much homage to luck as it does skill. Now,
what're you doing with the prize?...perhaps using it to invest in
your next heist?
6. THE OTHER SIDE
Are you a cop instead of a heister? Good luck.
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Okay.
[And he compliantly slinks off to wait by the desk, hands still in his pockets, getting weird and uncomfortable looks every once in a while from the library-stragglers.]
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I hope these help Ryuzaki with his project.
[ She gives the rolls of blueprints a brief wave before setting them down on the counter. ]
And for the record Ryuzaki isn't nearly as inconsiderate as you make him out to be.
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Kira knows things about "Ryuzaki" that would make Misa's hair curl, but he'd never betray Lawliet's secret -- it would be a serious dick move. Besides, he's investigating Lawliet and the mysterious deaths that happen around the jobs Lawliet does, and he can't see how blabbing to Misa would help his cover. Still...even though Kira knows it's petty, it's tempting.]
That's easy for you to say. You've never had to work with him. He's absolutely impossible sometimes, and he never seems to stop showing off.
[He pauses, and miracle of miracles, something nice actually comes out of his mouth.]
Still -- he's lucky to have a friend like you.
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She blinks and smiles at him wanly. ]
I guess the time I've spent helping him research doesn't count then.
[ She's visibly taken aback at his comment though. Surprised that he actually could string a sentence together that didn't sound like he was being a dick. ]
Yeah, he is.
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You're really good at your job, you know. Ryuzaki might not have been able to make it this time, but he appreciates it.
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Thank you. I'm sure he appreciates your friendship as well.
[ Though she doesn't quite understand why they're friends to start with. ]
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[He makes exactly the animu face in the icon, but then, his expression softens a little.]
But I guess talking to you's not so bad.
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[ She feels one part sorry for him and another part like he deserves to be Ryuzaki's gopher. ]
Mm most people think I'm a terrible person to talk to.
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[B L U N T.]
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Or maybe you just bring out the worst possible side of me.
[ Jerk. ]
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...
--not in a weird way. What I mean is, I like that I don't have to guess what you're thinking. I don't like thinking that someone feels one way and finding out later that what they actually think is something else. It's better to be honest, right?