DONT MEAN 2 B RUDE BUT... [[ potential smut / graphic content ]]

[memerama]

TONITE I'M F*CKIN' U
[[ this "what if my character said this to yours" is all over plurk. why not make it official? ]]

1. Post a comment with your character. State your fucking preferences. Literally, your fucking preferences.

2. Respond to other people's comments as if OP's character just said "Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fucking you." (or some variation) to your character.

3. Shenanigans. Will your muse be all up on that? Or will there be face punching of the most violent degree? That's up to you. Enjoy.

Comments

Itsuki Koizumi | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya | OTA

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Jaden Yuki | YuGiOh! GX The Abridged Series

[hairlookslikeakuriboh]

[Because right now, Jaden F'N Yuki could use a f*ck!]

buffy anne summers ⋆ buffy the vampire slayer ⋆ ota.

[defending]

( because why not? it's a crack meme. all the what ifs. )

[moontothetide]

Buffy...

[This is one very, very, very surprised and disbelieving Tara.

All right, you saw and heard a lot of strange things at the Bronze, on most nights. She'd only come because Buffy had asked, and they'd both needed some time away from the general insanity that was their lives, at the moment. Really, some time around real, normal people should have done them both some good.

...and then Buffy had come out with that.

Tara leaned forward a bit in her chair, and frowned noticeably.] A-Are you drunk?

faye valentine ⋆ cowboy bebop ⋆ ota.

[pokeralice]

[very_much_an_otaku]

Miss Faye?

[Sadaharu tapped her on the shoulder, having somehow managed to wriggle free of his bindings.]

I don't mean to be rude, being a bounty and all, but do you think I could ask for a bit of a favor?

James T. Kirk | Star Trek: TOS | OTA

[original_fine]

[Fucking anything goes except pedophilia and scat, yo.]

[love_slave]

[Have a blue haired love slave, Jim. Lets hope your luck holds out. Most of her love interests end up dead; probably why she's hung up on the undead guy.]

Let's hope that's a promise. [She has a faint accent- something close to Nordic though she's never been anywhere near Earth.]

But do I really have to wait for tonight?

ruby 1.0 ⋆ supernatural ⋆ ota.

[blackeyedskank]

[longlivethewitch]

[Patrick quirks an eyebrow up at her.]

Is that so, luv?

dean winchester ⋆ supernatural ⋆ ota.

[soldiered]

( may not lead anywhere but he can always be really drunk )

[kind_of_a_nerd]

[Atticus snorts a startled laugh into his beer.] Dude, what?

I mean, I'm totally flattered, but...what?

cassie blake ⋆ the secret circle ⋆ ota.

[powerful]

ffff I'm sorry you don't have to tag if you don't want

[tastedlikegold]

[ ...okay that was kind of hot--Cassie is bad girl enough to make her toes curl a little--but Melissa is pretty sure this isn't something she usually says to girls. ]

Are you feeling okay?

faye chamberlain ⋆ the secret circle ⋆ ota.

[solomagic]

had to

[tastedlikegold]

[ Just...this face. ]

anna (milton) ⋆ supernatural ⋆ ota.

[angelradio]

Arumat P. Thanatos ♣ Star Ocean: Last Hope. trolol.

[angryspaceelf]

[M/M preferred because I am no good at M/F writing. Though lets face it, sourpuss here isn't going to get to the bed stage very quickly. Especially since he has no idea why he's saying this!]

1/2

[beauty_of_eight]

[.............................Do you want to die]

Kate Beckett | Castle

[themuse]

[This girl seriously needs it, let's be honest.]

[untilitkillsyou]

[Enjoying a drink with other detectives was never a place Jason expected to hear those words directed at him. Yet here he was and well Kate was beautiful.]

Is that right?

Vala Mal Doran | Stargate SG-1

[theliar]

[And no one was surprised.]

[glottonous]

[ He looks up from the heap of papers and books, not just startled, but in complete disbelief. ] E-excuse me? Did you say something? I think, I ah - I think I heard you wrong.

Miss Parker | The Pretender

[thehuntress]

[And still more not being surprised.]

[iamtoday]

....Excuse me?

claire bennet ⋆ heroes ⋆ ota.

[indestructible]

Re: claire bennet ⋆ heroes ⋆ ota.

[eyeofthetiger]

What did you just say? [ he's used to getting propositioned, but not ever like that. ]

Willow Rosenberg ♥ Buffy the Vampire Slayer, F/F Only!

[justwillow]

[defending]

Wh-- [ What just happun. ]

... are, um. Are you okay, Wills?

Alexia Tarabotti | The Parasol Protectorate | F/M

[haveparasolwilltravel]

[Men, werewolves, vampires - lend me your... uh... ears.]

Bayonetta | Bayonetta | OTA

[theurgetoherbal]

[justwillow]

[Excuse me- ... Woah. this chick his haaaaaaaaaawt. Wait, no Willow look at her face. Her face.]

I uh- ... Hi!

Caroline Forbes ♚ The Vampire Diaries

[coy]

i'm here to be horrible

[istheseus]

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what - ]

- no.

AU! Modern Ygritte ❧ ASOIAF

[byfire]

gwen ❧ merlin bbc

[chambermaid]

Summer Roberts ✿ The O.C. ✿ men

[blowonthese]

Blue Mary | King of Fighters | F/M

[somethingaboutbluemary]

[secondcomingofzonvolt]

....You are serious about that?

Angela Montenegro ☮ Bones

[artsy]

Sarah Williams | Labyrinth [AU] | F/M

[labyrinthsolved]