DONT MEAN 2 B RUDE BUT... [[ potential smut / graphic content ]]

[memerama]

TONITE I'M F*CKIN' U
[[ this "what if my character said this to yours" is all over plurk. why not make it official? ]]

1. Post a comment with your character. State your fucking preferences. Literally, your fucking preferences.

2. Respond to other people's comments as if OP's character just said "Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fucking you." (or some variation) to your character.

3. Shenanigans. Will your muse be all up on that? Or will there be face punching of the most violent degree? That's up to you. Enjoy.

Comments

Itsuki Koizumi | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya | OTA

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Jaden Yuki | YuGiOh! GX The Abridged Series

[hairlookslikeakuriboh]

[Because right now, Jaden F'N Yuki could use a f*ck!]

buffy anne summers ⋆ buffy the vampire slayer ⋆ ota.

[defending]

( because why not? it's a crack meme. all the what ifs. )

faye valentine ⋆ cowboy bebop ⋆ ota.

[pokeralice]

James T. Kirk | Star Trek: TOS | OTA

[original_fine]

[Fucking anything goes except pedophilia and scat, yo.]

ruby 1.0 ⋆ supernatural ⋆ ota.

[blackeyedskank]

dean winchester ⋆ supernatural ⋆ ota.

[soldiered]

( may not lead anywhere but he can always be really drunk )

cassie blake ⋆ the secret circle ⋆ ota.

[powerful]

faye chamberlain ⋆ the secret circle ⋆ ota.

[solomagic]

[moontothetide]

Buffy...

[This is one very, very, very surprised and disbelieving Tara.

All right, you saw and heard a lot of strange things at the Bronze, on most nights. She'd only come because Buffy had asked, and they'd both needed some time away from the general insanity that was their lives, at the moment. Really, some time around real, normal people should have done them both some good.

...and then Buffy had come out with that.

Tara leaned forward a bit in her chair, and frowned noticeably.] A-Are you drunk?

anna (milton) ⋆ supernatural ⋆ ota.

[angelradio]

Arumat P. Thanatos ♣ Star Ocean: Last Hope. trolol.

[angryspaceelf]

[M/M preferred because I am no good at M/F writing. Though lets face it, sourpuss here isn't going to get to the bed stage very quickly. Especially since he has no idea why he's saying this!]

and she can mean whatever you want her to

[idolstolemylook]

[Blink.

Wow.

Fuck.

That is hot.

Congrats, Buffy, you've stunned Spike into silence.]

Kate Beckett | Castle

[themuse]

[This girl seriously needs it, let's be honest.]

[defending]

[ She can't believe she just said that to Tara.

She's not even on the same team! And it's Willow's girl, not her girl, but with all the fun things she's been consuming in her 'non-alcoholic' cups tonight, Tara just looks really... tasty. Or did. She can't handle her life right now. But, to the question, she hiccups. And downs another swig or five. ]

Just a little bit! Not even a lot - [ Okay, a lot. ] ... C'mon, let's just -- let's go... Somewhere.

Vala Mal Doran | Stargate SG-1

[theliar]

[And no one was surprised.]

Miss Parker | The Pretender

[thehuntress]

[And still more not being surprised.]

dying

[defending]

What, no comment? [ She's going for shock value even if she kind of means it. ] No witty retort? I am way disappointed.

[moontothetide]

[Tara gives a faint twitch as Buffy downs another swallow, a twitch that suggests she is restraining herself with great effort from knocking the cup out of Buffy's hand.

...still. She gets to her feet, brushing crumbs off the front of her jeans.]

Y-Your house sounds good. [At which point she can deposit Buffy in bed and focus on more mundane matters. Like making sure one of the world's most successful Slayer's doesn't die of alcohol poisoning.] I, I don't think it's a good idea if we stay any more.

[...if Buffy turned out to have alcohol in the house, though, there would be Words.]

[idolstolemylook]

[Spike swallows. Goes for a smirk. Is it tight in here, or is it just his pants?]

Don't think you will be in a bit.

claire bennet ⋆ heroes ⋆ ota.

[indestructible]

Willow Rosenberg ♥ Buffy the Vampire Slayer, F/F Only!

[justwillow]

[defending]

[ It's tight somewhere. Not just his pants.

Whether or not that's somewhere he'll be in is another issue altogether. ]

Oh, s'that so? Suddenly we're all grown up in our big-boy pants, huh? [ We're going for antagonist tonight. Also the pants are really tight leather. ]

Alexia Tarabotti | The Parasol Protectorate | F/M

[haveparasolwilltravel]

[Men, werewolves, vampires - lend me your... uh... ears.]

[love_slave]

[Have a blue haired love slave, Jim. Lets hope your luck holds out. Most of her love interests end up dead; probably why she's hung up on the undead guy.]

Let's hope that's a promise. [She has a faint accent- something close to Nordic though she's never been anywhere near Earth.]

But do I really have to wait for tonight?