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The FAMILY Meme

How does it work? Simple! Choose a relationship (or roll for one, if it suits your fancy), and then RNG for a situation! That, or just go straight for whatever situation appeals to you. These are all fairly vague: just something to start you off!  Parent-Child      1. Rock-a-Bye How do you get a fussy child to sleep? Read them a story, sing them a lullaby, or just let them stay up until they exhaust themselves? Whatever the choice, it is time for bed.       2. For The First Time You've never met this person in your life, but it turns out they're one of the two reasons you exist. Maybe they walked out when you were young. Maybe they never knew you were born. Whatever the reason, it is now time to meet them.       3. Past Midnight That curfew was set for a reason. Now it's two AM, and your kid is just now dragging in. Maybe they're drunk. Or got into a fight. Or just had way too much fun snogging their new love interest. It's time for them to face the music.       4. New Home It's the first day of your new life together, as parent and child. Whether it's through adoption, a basket on the front steps, or a wish come true, both of you are going to have to learn to take your steps together.       5. Holiday It could be Christmas, Easter, or just a birthday, but it is time to celebrate! Get together for some good old-fashioned family fun.       6.Take To Work Day What your parents do for a living is the quickest thing that can turn a kid from boring to the coolest on the block. So whatever the job, from accountant to zookeeper, go to work!      7. You're Not My Real Dad Being a step-parent (or step-child, for that matter) can be tough. Problem is, you're stuck with each other. So whether you're yelling or just having an awkward conversation, it is time to work things out.       8. Unexpected Guardian So you're not the parenting type. Too bad. Situation calls for someone to step up to the plate and look out for this kid, and you're the only one near base. Have fun with that.  Siblings      1. Protective Big Sibling Okay, look. No one gets to mess with your sibling but you. Your little brother or sister is in trouble; let them know you're going to be the one to take care of it.       2. Ruining The Night So your sibling has a hot date. You know what that calls for? Making their lives a living hell.       3. Newcomer Who is this new kid in your house? Your family has adopted, and now you have to call this stranger family. Welcome them into the house, or let them know how much they aren't wanted.       4. Blood Brothers So maybe you aren't really related to this person. That doesn't matter. You're going to change that, right now. In this moment, you will become family. Nothing can break this bond.       5. Middle of the Night It's the middle of the night. Your car is broken down, or you're drunk, or you need bailed out, or you just got beat up, or someone just broke up with you. Whatever just happened, it's time to call your sibling and hope they can bail you out.       6. Sibling Rivalry Nobody understands what jerks siblings can be! Always in your stuff, messing up your relationships, getting in your way -- it's time for an all out brawl, whether that means yelling, pranking, or fists flying.       7. Long-Lost Maybe you've heard of this person. Or maybe they are entirely new to you. However, you've gotten the information that you're more than strangers: you're family. Welcome to each other's lives.       8. All Alone Once your family was whole. Or maybe it never truly was. Whatever the case, the world is a big, dangerous place, and you've only got one person left to rely on: your sibling.  Uncle/Aunt-Niece/Nephew      1. Sent Away There's something bad going on at home, and you've been sent away to "safety." Problem is, how safe is this relative really? Are they the kooky, cool kind of Aunt, or are they a crazed Uncle after your fortune? Time to find out.       2. Taking You In Something's happened to your niece/nephew's parents, and it's time to step up and do your family duty. They've got nowhere else to go, after all.       3. The One We Don't Talk About So maybe the family is a little bit...ashamed of you. You're a bit mad, or you've done something they just don't like. Yet you want to be part of your niece/nephew's life, and whatever their parents say, you'll find a way.       4. Grand Adventure Maybe you came out of nowhere, or maybe you've just been keeping secrets. But you aren't an ordinary aunt/uncle, and it's time to take your niece or nephew on a very wild ride.       5. Like A Parent To Me Sure, you have parents, but this person is who your parents should be like -- or maybe who you feel should be your parent in the first place. Let them know how you feel about them.       6. Don't Tell Mom Aunts and Uncles have special qualities. Like, sometimes, being a bit more lenient than Mom and Dad might be. So you have a, er, sensitive problem? It's time to run to them.  In A Relationship      1. New Baby On The Way The panicking is already over, but there are still preparations to be made. Maybe you need to set up the nursery, or you've got the best idea for your soon-to-be child's name.       2. Romeo & Juliet You love this person. Perhaps more than life itself. But it is time to break the bad news: your family will never approve.       3. I Think I Might Be Pregnant Somehow, you are pregnant. And you think you know who the father is...time to break the news.       4. While You Were Away You've been gone years, only to come back and find your beloved has a child...with your eyes.  Other      Of course, you are free to make up your own scenario, or do a relationship not done here! "

Comments

[losingherhead]

[She waits until Kido's out ahead of her before following behind.]

Let's get the hell home

[blindfoldcode]

W-what's gonna happen? Should we do something?

[losingherhead]

Police should be here soon and the bartender will probably be able to take care of them. They aren't usually so public.

[She puts a hand on Kido's shoulder and looks in straight in the eyes.]

Are you okay

[blindfoldcode]

[She can only hold the gaze a moment, even when she's looking at a helmet, before she looks down.]

I'm not hurt.

[losingherhead]

Okay.

We'll be safer away from here.

[blindfoldcode]

But that guy... is he your friend? Are you worried?

[losingherhead]

He'll be okay. I've seen him take on less.

[blindfoldcode]

Celty, did I get adopted by the Yakuza?

[losingherhead]

[WHAT]

No no, I'm just a normal

headless

person

[This sentence didn't go as planned.]

[blindfoldcode]

Are you sure you seem pretty unsurprised by that I mean it seemed really normal to you?!

[losingherhead]

I mean I guess I've met those kinds of people in the search for my head but

I try not to associate with that?

Most of that

[blindfoldcode]

[Now Kido looks a little more scared but--she looks at the ground, away.]

... Am I going to be in your way? [She's nervous. She's going to ask this a lot.]

[losingherhead]

[Now both hands are on her shoulders.]

Never.

[blindfoldcode]

[Celty has grown almost fiercely caring very quickly. Kido... nods.]

Do you want to go back in? I can wait.

[losingherhead]

No, we better go home.

Something tells me we shouldn't be around when the police show up

[blindfoldcode]

[She nods again. She'll let Celty lead her.]

... Do your friends know about me yet?

[losingherhead]

[Hesitates.]

Not yet.

I'll tell Shizuo, the guy in the bartender outfit, later. The others, maybe not.

[blindfoldcode]

[Oh. She drops her eyes silently.]

[losingherhead]

[Erm.]

They're a little more connected to gangs than me is all. Rather keep that away from home.

[blindfoldcode]

You'll be able to see them, still? [She does not want to be an inconvenience.]

[losingherhead]

Yeah. Just want to see if they're still talking to the creep before trusting them too much

[Mikado slipping about Kido to Izaya sounds like the worst thing ever, honestly. And she doesn't know enough about the Van Gang to really test the loyalty there.

Kind of weird that she trusts one of Shinra's closest friends so much, but he was basically her only contact outside of the creep in question for a while. They were monster buddies.]

[blindfoldcode]

[MONSTERS PROTECTING MONSTERS.]

What if one of them tells him where you live. [sigh. so much for those "we"s and "us"s]

[losingherhead]

We'll keep that a secret until we're sure they're good.

["We"s and "Us"s are gonna be the hip new thing. It's gonna happen.]

[blindfoldcode]

What's his name? [... Just in case she happens to run into multiple lab coat wearing glasses characters.]

[losingherhead]

Shinra Kishitani