mid-week sexting

[forfun]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries | OTA

[angelus]

misfire or nah u decide bc lbr this could be anyone who knows him

[predatoryspecies]

You look so mad and disappointed all the time I just wanna sit on your face to cover it all up.

let's go with nah because it's too easy otherwise

[angelus]

Funny. But I get the feeling that's your solution to more than just one problem.

iight

[predatoryspecies]

Well brother if you had an ass like mine it might be your solution to life's problems too.

[angelus]

Spare me the details.

Besides, I think it's safe to say that your ass has started more problems than it's solved.

[predatoryspecies]

That's... kinda true. My ass is the modern day Helen of Troy.

[angelus]

Easy there, Helen. Wouldn't want to start another war.

[predatoryspecies]

No brother, YOU wouldn't want to start another war. I'd happily do it.

[angelus]

Right. I almost forgot how "bad" you were for the four seconds there you weren't actively reminding me.

[predatoryspecies]

Never forget, Stefan, because it just gives me more reason to supply you with near-constant reminders.

[angelus]

At this point I think I'd prefer you sitting on my face.

[predatoryspecies]

You would? I never knew it would be so easy.

[angelus]

Remind me which part of--what was it? Oh, right. Eternal misery. Which part of that has been easy again?

[predatoryspecies]

making you eternally miserable? Every part of that has been easy.
I just didn't realize that there was a correlation between making you miserable and sitting on your face. Who knew you were a masochist even in the bedroom.

[angelus]

Easy for you, maybe.

[predatoryspecies]

Now now, brother, remember that you're just as good at making yourself miserable as I am at doing it for you.

[angelus]

What was the point of this conversation again?

[Because Stefan's about through with your trollin' ass, bruh.]

[predatoryspecies]

your general moody, melancholic, depressing lifestyle and the fact that your face might one day make a suitable throne?

[How could you ever be done with this ass tho.]

[angelus]

Goodnight, Damon.

[Might wanna consider re-thinking your approach tbh.]

[predatoryspecies]

what do you mean 'Goodnight'. Don't be such a drama queen.
Do you need me to come upstairs and continue this in person? It would be REALLY hard to sleep if I didn't want you to.


Or we could continue this in your dreams.

[You don't get to run away from him Stefan he will fuck your shit up.]

[angelus]

[More like in your dreams, bitch. Except Stefan isn't stupid enough to try and call Damon's bluff.]

Doesn't this routine of yours ever get tiring?

[predatoryspecies]

Tiring? For you, maybe... after all you were the one trying to say goodnight.

[angelus]

Congratulations, you have the upper hand. Is that what you want to hear?

[predatoryspecies]

As nice as it is to finally have it acknowledged... that wasn't what I wanted to hear.
Especially considering I always have the upper hand.

[angelus]

Then what is it, Damon? What can I say that I haven't already said?