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mid-week sexting

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Right. I almost forgot how "bad" you were for the four seconds there you weren't actively reminding me.

Never forget, Stefan, because it just gives me more reason to supply you with near-constant reminders.

At this point I think I'd prefer you sitting on my face.

You would? I never knew it would be so easy.

Remind me which part of--what was it? Oh, right. Eternal misery. Which part of that has been easy again?

making you eternally miserable? Every part of that has been easy.
I just didn't realize that there was a correlation between making you miserable and sitting on your face. Who knew you were a masochist even in the bedroom.

Easy for you, maybe.

Now now, brother, remember that you're just as good at making yourself miserable as I am at doing it for you.

What was the point of this conversation again?

[Because Stefan's about through with your trollin' ass, bruh.]

your general moody, melancholic, depressing lifestyle and the fact that your face might one day make a suitable throne?

[How could you ever be done with this ass tho.]

Goodnight, Damon.

[Might wanna consider re-thinking your approach tbh.]

what do you mean 'Goodnight'. Don't be such a drama queen.
Do you need me to come upstairs and continue this in person? It would be REALLY hard to sleep if I didn't want you to.

Or we could continue this in your dreams.

[You don't get to run away from him Stefan he will fuck your shit up.]

[More like in your dreams, bitch. Except Stefan isn't stupid enough to try and call Damon's bluff.]

Doesn't this routine of yours ever get tiring?

Tiring? For you, maybe... after all you were the one trying to say goodnight.

Congratulations, you have the upper hand. Is that what you want to hear?

As nice as it is to finally have it acknowledged... that wasn't what I wanted to hear.
Especially considering I always have the upper hand.

Then what is it, Damon? What can I say that I haven't already said?

Jeeze. Cool it with the melodrama.
That was literally so whiny that I actually heard it in your voice.

You know what? Do whatever you need to do, Damon. I'm done.

Well... forgive me for wanting to sit on your face to iron out the moodiness.
I didn't realize it ran so much deeper than a simple facial expression.

[He can't believe Stefan is done. Usually his brother had much better stamina.]

What possible reason could you have to assume I'd be okay with that after everything you've said?

And no, that isn't an invitation for you to tell me about what a great ass you have again.

you're SO obsessed with the past brother. You're like the Great Gatsby if he really needed some Prozac and instead of wanting to change the past he just wanted to wallow in it and gouge even deeper frown lines into his forehead.

[AKA plz ignore everything i have said in the past because I'm awful and instead will make it sound like You are the wrong one in all of this.]

Apology accepted.

[Stefan is fluent in Damon tho.]

... I don't know where you saw "I'm sorry" in all of this but okay Stefan, good for you. Glad you could find some resolve.

Are you saying I would have gotten anything closer to an actual apology if I'd only held out a little longer?

Didn't think so. That being said, I'll take my victories where I can.

[Read: Stop being a dick for the sake of being a dick.]

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