Yeah, uh...ridiculous. Definitely need to get you something that fits.

[Okay, he does not need that mental image. Good thing he's facing away from Valmont...although the red ears are probably still visible. Of course, that also means he doesn't notice Valmont dragging all the blankets to one side of the bed until he flops down on the other side-still facing away.]

Uh, Valmont? I kinda need some of those. It's not like they don't cover the whole bed.