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The How Am I Supposed to Sleep Like This Meme

We've all been through it. The hotel room with the obnoxiously loud snorer, the camping trip with the air mattress that just won't stay inflated, that dog across the street that just won't shut up. You really want to sleep, but it seems like that's not happening tonight, for whatever reason. Use the RNG or pick from the list for some ideas or make up your own scenario!

1. Bed Hog - The person you're sleeping next to is a bed hog, hope you like trying to sleep while balancing on the edge of the mattress with someone's knees in your back.

2. Where are my blankets? - When you went to bed you were nice and warm but now it's freezing! It'd be nice if your partner would share some of the blankets.

3. Keep it down over there! - Looks like you're not the only one not getting any sleep tonight, but your neighbor sounds like they're having way more fun with it. Maybe hitting the ceiling with a broom will get them to knock it off, or asking politely never hurt...

4. The great outdoors! - Camping is a lot of fun, but night time can be an adventure. Maybe the tent isn't big enough, or there's some spooky noises in the woods. Was that a chainsaw killer you just heard?

5. Insomnia - There's no good reason, but you just can't stop tossing and turning. Just try not to keep everyone else awake.

6. Wild card - Pick anything! Or make up your own!

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Yeah, that would kind of make you a huge dick.

Are you intending to sleep tonight, Jonathan, or are we going to talk forever?

[He's grinning at you, even if you can't really see from that angle.]

[ John just kind of makes a face into the darkness. ]

Dude, not even my dad calls me that.

[He laughs.]

I can refrain.