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Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime.
![]() twitterpated: adj. Smitten or love-struck; romantically infatuated. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example: you're walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face. Woo-woo! You begin to get weak in the knees. Your head's in a whirl. And then you feel light as a feather; and before you know it, you're walking on air. And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop, and you completely lose your head!
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There's no nervous hope or expectation, this time, he's literally just curious.
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"Nope- I'm here all weekend. Hotel room in the city, all that."
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And so this time it's Eggsy stopping him with a quick, gentle hand to the arm. If he's seriously contemplating London traffic then he really doesn't know about the shuttle, in which case he's going to get in so much shit, but--
"Nah. Come downstairs with me, I wanna show you something."
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"Showin' me the dungeons, Eggsy?" He just knows it's going to be something interesting and secret, because this is Kingsman, and it always is.
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"Nah, if Merlin's got some Red Room shit goin' on I think I'll be the last person to find out about it."
He leads him through the parts of the underground levels Tommy will know - the labs, the testing rooms - and out into Merlin's nerve centre. To one side, there's a vast panoramic window over their assorted vehicles - planes, cars, bikes, even buses - and to the other side, the sliding doors that open into their own private shuttle.
"Look at this. When I talk about takin' the Tube here, this is what I mean. Straight through to Savile Row in five minutes flat - beats hacking through traffic, dunnit?"
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"Jesus Christ," he says, his shock replaced with boyish enthusiasm. "They could've saved me so much time."
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He presses a button just inside the door and the doors slide shut, and the shuttle moves away - quick and smooth, with barely even a jolt.
"I mean, you probably ain't got the clearance, so I'll probably got bollocked once Merlin's checked surveillance, but - Jesus, if anyone's earned it by now."
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When the minute's passed he turns back to Eggsy and knocks the back of his hand against the younger man's. "Thank you. This is fuckin' fantastic, eh?"
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"Yeah, it is. Was how I got here, the first time, right after Harry - um, the Galahad before me - told me he weren't really a tailor. Comes up in one of the fitting rooms."
In fact, when they arrive, the entirety of Fitting Room One is waiting for them on the underground level. Eggsy does sometimes wonder what happens if they arrive while there's a civilian customer in for a fitting, but - there has to be another way in, surely. He lets Tommy out first and follows him over, getting them in situ for the ascent to ground level.
"Where's your hotel? Some good bars in Soho, if you're near the shop."
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He touches the tips of his fingers against Eggsy's when they step into the elevator- he does know this place, because it's where most of their product ends up, and he'd asked to see it one day. It always fills him with pride to see it, but right now he has very little attention for the weaponry.
"Yeah- Yeah, I'm just 'round the corner. You pick a place."
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It's not too busy yet, and Eggsy orders a pint. He doesn't want to get onto anything too strong, not when he's not sure where tonight's going. (Surely Tommy wouldn't have specifically said he had a hotel room for the weekend unless he was thinking--)
"What're you having?" he asks, glancing back to Tommy.
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When they have their drinks he leads them to a booth in the back, where they can talk about their jobs and their lives without being overheard. He's too tentative, still, to put a hand on Eggsy's arm or back, but once they're seated he can't help but sit close enough for their knees to touch.
He makes small talk, asks after Eggsy's family and tells him about his own; says a few words about his time in the army, lets him know how long he's been single, how long it's been since he's been interested in a man, talks about the first time he kissed a bloke and how shockingly nice it'd been. By that time he's slightly flushed, from the warmth and conversation more than the whiskey.
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By the time he's at the bottom of his beer, he feels weirdly intoxicated for reasons that a single pint of lager could physically not affect in him.
"...another?"
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"Got a bottle of me own in the hotel. Could grab some beer from the shop if you'd like--?"
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"No, you - I - I mean, yeah, I could have a whiskey. At yours. That - that's fine."
He's developed some kind of weird psychosomatic allergy to brandy, but whiskey? Whiskey, he's got no problems with whatsoever. He laughs, uselessly, ducks his head.
"Sorry, I'm really shit at this."
He bets James Bond never got tongue-tied over someone he properly liked.
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"How about I stop talking in metaphors, then, eh? I wanna take you to my hotel room and kiss you, but other than that I just want to spend time with you. Yeah? Nothing you ain't done before."
He'd be up for more, but he thinks they should probably take it slow.
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"Yeah. That sounds -- that sounds good."
But he thinks Tommy could look at him - those pale blue eyes, that slow hypnotic blink - and Eggsy would follow him anywhere. He tilts his head toward the doors.
"We gonna head off, then?"
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"If anything we do makes you uncomfortable, if you wanna speed up or slow down- tell me, yeah? I'm here because I- I like you, not because I want to get in your pants."
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"Yeah, but you like my pants too, dont'cha?"
And he actually manages to summon up a flirty little grin.
"...Don't worry. I ain't gonna let it go further'n I want it to."
And if he wants it to go further than he might have first contemplated? Well, clear enough that Tommy'll be happy to make that happen, as well.
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His hotel's on the cheaper side of the spectrum, but it's nice, and the rooms aren't too small, the beds are comfortable. He's got an electric kettle and a television, and his luggage tucked neatly in a corner. He locks the door behind them out of habit, places the key on the nightstand, and lets Eggsy take off his coat, lets him get comfortable. He's not in a hurry, and he doesn't want to hurry Eggsy either.
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But maybe a bit of a thing for being told what to do might be transferable.
He takes off his coat, his jacket. Loosens his tie, then - after a moment - reaches to take off his shoes.
"Been pinching like a bastard all day," he says, by way of explanation. "I, uh, I'll take that whiskey, if it's still going."
He feels like he's being pulled every which way, from anticipation alone, and he could use a drink to bring his nerve down.
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"You live far from here?" Just some more small talk, to settle him. As far as he's concerned they can spend the rest of the night talking.
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He sips his whiskey, hums. It's very good.
"Bits of it have got gentrified, it's all fuckin' - hipster pricks with fixie bikes an' beards, round Camden Lock. But that never really got as far as our estate," he says, smirking.
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"Still proper rough there, eh?" The problem, of course, is that the gentrification makes for fewer living spaces for families like him and Eggsy had grown up in. Small Heath may have been a shithole, but it'd been affordable, and it's been theirs.
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Showing slight signs of improvement, now a mystery benefactor is ploughing half his ridiculous paycheck into various local charities. There's only so much he can do, but it's the old adage, isn't it? If he can protect just one kid from the life he lived...
"Sorry, that got grim." He sips his whiskey. "What about you, where'd you grow up?"
Just gonna... Merge rl and canon here...
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