Wrong Number

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The Wrong Recipient Meme




Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.

¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!


1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

[officer]

I don't doubt it. The two of you could use some time to yourselves. You ought to get out of here for a while once he returns.

[blasted]

We'll be done with the council before he returns, as I imagine he'll remain in Weisshaupt for a time. I may just depart from Halamshiral to meet him.

[officer]

I believe that would be a wonderful surprise for him.

[blasted]

Maybe not for everyone else. The wardens and their secrets... Though I can understand. The Dalish aren't all that accepting, either.

[officer]

With all due respect, hang what the rest of them think. This is your life. Yours and his. The rest don't matter.

[blasted]

You know I'm of the same mind, but I also don't want to make anything harder on him.

[officer]

With a life with you to look forward to, I can't imagine what might be hard for him.

Besides the obvious, of course.

[blasted]

Did the uptight commander just make some sort of filthy joke?

[officer]

Perhaps Dorian's rubbing off on me.

[blasted]

In more ways than one, apparently.

[officer]

I meant his sense of humor

[blasted]

Just as Alistair meant corks.

[officer]

I'm not sure if that means it was an innocent comment or not.

[blasted]

I'm assuming it was not.

[officer]

Knowing Alistair, no. It probably wasn't. Though the last time I heard him speaking of... such matters, he was using the term "lamp post." It's nice to see he's added some variety to his euphemisms.

[blasted]

Oh. I'm... actually not quite sure what to say to that. Though it doesn't surprise me even a little.

[officer]

For both our sakes, please teach the man to use proper language. While I'm not exactly ecstatic to hear about his private life, I'm even less enthused when I have to try to figure out what he actually means when he starts talking about molesting half the items in the keep.

[blasted]

Why is he molesting things in the keep?!

[officer]

He isn't. From what I gather, he's talking about being intimate with you.

[blasted]

Which just begs to question why he's talking about it to anyone.

[officer]

He was asking for advice.

[blasted]

You may as well just tell me what happened because I'm going to keep questioning until I get the full story, Cullen.

[officer]

He wanted to impress you. Or at least keep things interesting so you didn't grow bored with his limited repertoire of skills. He felt comfortable speaking to me about it and asked after what he could do in the bedroom. Or elsewhere.

[blasted]

So he asked you. For help. In this area.

[officer]

I know some things!