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justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-10-06 06:56 am

Wrong Number

The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!


1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying you don't. I just... nevermind.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried to give him advice. I don't know how useful it was but, I did try.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel as if asking will just lead to trouble.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're both happy, then it worked out. If he inquires again, I can always send him to Dorian.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
NO!
Edited (how do i manage to fuck up just the icon of a one word reply) 2015-10-14 22:36 (UTC)
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. That was a little too hasty. No. Thank you, but no.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I understand. I could always ask him in Alistair's place and pass the news along. If, ah, there's anything you'd be interested in.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's a good thing this is via sexting crystal and not paper because it'd be burned from his minor explosion. Cullen might actually see it if he looks out his door toward the tower where his room is. ]

Creators how did this happen?
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's not a typical day in Skyhold if something isn't on fire. ]

I'm not sure. I suspect it had something to do with whatever transpired between the two of you in Crestwood.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A testament to workmanship, really, that it's still standing after this one. ]

That isn't as far back as I intended. Nothing did; we barely spoke.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dwarven craftsmanship wins every time. ]

Sometimes words aren't necessary.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ True. And they would be able to withstand the heat. ]

Maybe... Though, in our case it was a bit necessary.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
To hear Alistair tell it, he was take with you the moment he saw you.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
He says that, but I don't know that I believe it.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe it.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're as terribly romantic as he is.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I would deny that, but I would be lying if I did.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The whole of the Inquisition would prove you wrong if you attempted.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely the Inquisition has better things to do than gossip about my personal life.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-14 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Not since we've returned from the Deep Roads, no.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-15 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
They could gossip about yours. You are the Inquisitor.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
If you think they don't, you're mistaken.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-15 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sure they do. The Inquisitor and the Hero of the Fifth Blight? I'm surprised they have time to discuss what I'm doing.
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[personal profile] blasted 2015-10-15 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
They've learned to mind their tongues about me. Fire tends to work well.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
So I've your permission to set people on fire when their tongues start wagging?

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