Wrong Number

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The Wrong Recipient Meme




Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.

¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!


1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

[underthings]

[ His bodily functions aren't!! ]

No. I'm afraid I'll have a slight irritation if anyone comes between us this evening. That isn't for Skyhold and I want to see how it fits.

[officer]

[ So rude. ]

I'll tell the Inquisitor that we're not to be disturbed. Where is it for?

[underthings]

[ Look. Some things just need to be kept private. ]

Looking at it, where would you think?

[officer]

[ He'll ask Leliana. ]

Judging by the cut of the cloth, Rivain.

[underthings]

[ No! She probably knows more about Dorian's blushing than he does. ]

No. Try again.

[ REALLY, CULLEN?? ]

[officer]

[ Exactly why he ought to be asking her. ]

Antiva? Orelais?

[underthings]

[ NO. ]

Now you're just being obtuse on purpose.

[officer]

[ He's writing the message right now. ]

You know you've only to say the word and I'll accompany you anywhere. For as long as you wish to stay.

I don't know how the clothes will look on me, but I'm certainly partial to Tevinter fashion. When you're wearing it, anyway. When do we leave?

[underthings]

[ May it catch fire on the way there. ]

I'm meant to return soon, but not after a proper rest. This trip is dreadfully long and tedious. And to take care of a few things while I'm in the south again.

In any case, I think you'll wear it quite well. I've an eye for this sort of thing.

[officer]

[ It will not. He's sending Jim to guard it. ]

I suppose I ought to get packing, then. How long shall we be gone?

I will be guided by you in this. I trust your judgment.

[underthings]

[ Oh, good. It probably won't make it, then. ]

Not just yet. There's time to enjoy without the immediate need to travel. I... am actually not quite certain. I would not make you stay should you not feel like staying. So, the length will be dictated by you.

[officer]

[ One day, Cullen will realize his trust in Jim is misplaced. One day. Maybe. ]

If you're there, I can't imagine wanting to be anywhere else. I suppose it doesn't matter. If I need anything I haven't brought, I'll get it there. I've a substantial amount of money saved up.

[underthings]

[ How it isn't yet, we'll never know. ]

Don't go flaunting that, now. Some dowager may overhear you and snatch you away to Orlais before I return.

[officer]

[ Jim's a good guy! ]

If one does, I'm trusting you to ride to my rescue.

[underthings]

[ Uhhhhhhhhhh. They need to have a little talk.... ]

I would consider it.

[officer]

[ They really do. Cullen needs to learn the truth. ]

Just consider?

[ At the bottom of the letter is a picture drawn by Cullen's inexpert hand: a circle with two dots for eyes and a frown. ]

[underthings]

[ He's really not super aware for being a commander of a huge army... ]

Over a nice cup of brandy.

[ At the bottom of Dorian's is a heart with a smarmy looking grin and handsome mustache. ]

[officer]

[ Jim isn't an elf tho. ]

I can't believe you'd capitalize on my pain and suffering for free drinks!

[ This face looks angry. Or it tries to. Cullen's not an artist. Mostly it looks like part of a face and a squiggle for a mouth. ]

[underthings]

[ Some humans are really shitty. ]

Pain? Really? A little posterior pinching brings you great pain?

[ There's an even bigger heart with an even more smarmy grin. Still the handsome mustache. ]

[officer]

[ Even Jim??? ]

When it isn't you doing the pinching, yes.

[ Another "angry" face, this time underlined for emphasis. ]

[underthings]

[ Especially Jim. ]

You're so dramatic.

[ There is a small drawing a a hand pinching a butt. Sera would be proud. ]

[officer]

[ It's always the quiet ones. ]

I prefer some things were kept private for you. My posterior is one of them.

Taking drawing lessons from Sera now?

[underthings]

I must say, I'm rather glad I get to enjoy it myself.

Something like that. I don't believe I have her cavalier panache.

[officer]

I should hope so, because you're the only one who's ever getting to do so.

If that's what you're trying to achieve, it likely needs a few more dicks cocks er, well, dicks.

[underthings]

At least until you find yourself around an abundance of Orlesians again.

Very true. I'll do my best to remember it for next time.