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justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-10-06 06:56 am

Wrong Number

The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!


1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!
officer: (080)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather hoped I would be included in that resting, yes.
underthings: (65)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-14 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not getting away from me so easily.
officer: (101)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I should hope not. Though I do wish you were here now. Waiting is growing tiresome.
underthings: (58)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-14 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Soon. At least, sooner now than when we first began.
officer: (135)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not soon enough. Though truthfully, it never is where you're concerned.
underthings: (14)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-14 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
A true miracle you managed to survive without me for as long as you did!
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Truer words have not, I think, been spoken.
underthings: (24)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-14 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my dear man, you're terribly sad at times. You're capable, that's how you survived.
officer: (098)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Surviving and living are two different things. You taught me that.
underthings: (31)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-14 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Be that as it may, my point still stands.
officer: (020)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how much is capability and how much is stubbornness. I think it's the latter more than the former.
underthings: (09)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering it's you? They go hand in hand.
officer: (042)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you calling me stubborn?
underthings: (26)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-14 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to say you aren't?
officer: (107)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-14 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
When it's important.
underthings: (46)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-14 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If memory serves, and I believe it does, that's when you're the worst.
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[personal profile] officer 2015-10-15 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
At my worst? Truly?
underthings: (36)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-15 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, perhaps not worst. Though, your stubbornness is quite the force, then.
officer: (101)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-15 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I do try to use it for the best intentioned things.
underthings: (18)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-15 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
You mean nearly everything?
officer: (029)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that, yes.
underthings: (48)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-15 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're lucky you're so handsome.
officer: (111)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-15 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose so. Otherwise I might never had stood a chance with you.
underthings: (34)

[personal profile] underthings 2015-10-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you think me so shallow, do you?
officer: (120)

[personal profile] officer 2015-10-15 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all. I just didn't have much else to recommend me, being a Fereldan templar.

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