THE ATTACK OF THE DATE AUCTION MEME

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Thursday June 14th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

[wealldosillythings]

[Well, Sherlock, if you really want to be 'saved', there's always the morgue attendant with the heinous crush on you!]

Oh, gosh, I would've expected more. Um, once I figure out the conversion rate, I'll bid $2 worth?

[deduce]

_{[ OH THANK GOD. ]}

I did tell her that it's too cheap.

[wealldosillythings]

[Molly chuckles nervously.] W-Well, it's still early. You never know, maybe somebody with fat pockets'll swoop in and bump it up! [OnlypleasenobecauseMollywillneverevergetadatewithhimanyotherway. Wait did she really just think all that?]

[deduce]

_{[ Sherlock's just going to peer at Molly. He could have sworn she was thinking something odd. Something... without spaces. ]}

The only person I know with fat pockets is Mycroft, and I can only hope he doesn't.

_{[ Hahaha get it. He's fat and rich. ]}

[wealldosillythings]

[Molly doesn't get the joke, but the mun certainly does!] That, uh, would be weird. Your brother buying you for a...date.

...What're you looking at me like that for?

[deduce]

_{[ What a glorious mun you must be. ♥ ]} ... Yes, which is why I said that I hope he doesn't.

<sub>[ Though really, who would honestly put it past Mycroft? He'd buy Sherlock just to keep an eye on him for an hour. Oh, god, no one tell any Mycrofts about this auction only actually do.

Oh welp. FLAWLESS SMILE TIME. ]</sub>

Like what?

[wealldosillythings]

[D'aww, the mun tries. And sometimes ends up tormenting Molly by accident. But enough about thaaat...

Molly feels her stomach surge with tense excitement at the way he smiles, and she tries not to fidget with her hands in front of him.] Um, I-I dunno, it just sort of looked like you were trying to explode my brain or something with your eyes...