THE ATTACK OF THE DATE AUCTION MEME

[memeswearhouse]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and Canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Thursday June 14th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

Comments

SHERLOCK HOLMES \\ SHERLOCK

[neverleftbehind]

deduce

Starting bid: $0.50

This is unprofessional of me, but I feel like he could benefit from a bit of socializing. He needs a lot of care, and someone who is willing to listen.

[deductions]

$0.51.

His taste in scarves is most atrocious. I shall leave nothing higher and all charges will be sent to John Watson.

Orihime Inoue | Bleach | Het

[leekspins]

Starting Bid: $1.00 / 100 yen

[drywall]

I was under the impression that selling human beings is an illegal practice.

David 8 » Prometheus

[(Anonymous)]

automaton

Starting bid: What do robots go for nowadays?? $100

[leekspins]

[A ROBOT!!?!?!?!?!]

One hundred dollars!

[She really can't afford this, but ohhhhh a real robot THIS IS SO COOL!]

Steve Rogers ● Captain America

[personalassistant]

triedfivetimes

Starting bid: $50.00

He's a little old-fashioned, quite a gentleman, and a wonderful catch.

[triedfivetimes]

[ But a date! :( ]

...Old-fashioned?

Shu Ouma / Guilty Crown

[crown_of_thorns]

Starting Bid: .10 cents....

Yeah, I think this anime is too ambiguous right now.

Emma Frost ● X-Men

[e4e5nf3nc6nc3nf6]

scintillating

Starting bid: $100.00

As intelligent as she is beautiful, but this lovely lady isn't for men who prefer shrinking violets.

Jason Walsh || The Unusuals

[thatsthejob]

[All for a good cause. The Police Athletic League and Yankees Universe.]

Starting bid: $100

[justananny]

[Even though Emmy isn't originally from New York and she is most definitely NOT a Yankees fan, she still can't resist a good cause.]

$100

Justin Hammer ● MCU

[personalassistant]

therealgenius

Starting bid: $10.00

[therealgenius]

[Ten dollars? Seriously?]

You forgot that I could take them to Acapulco for dinner, Virginia.

Phil Coulson | MCU

[capfanboy]

[Someone signed Phil up for this.]

Starting Bid: $50.00

[personalassistant]

$100.

Claire Redfield | Resident Evil

[escapedpandora]

bravevalkyrie

Starting bid: $300

...She really needs a date. Pretty and knows her way around guns!

[bravevalkyrie]

Hope... come on, I don't need a date that badly.

Aziraphale | good omens

[delightme]

tartanisstylish

Starting Bid: One bottle of a Glenlivet. Or something of equal value.

All proceeds go directly to me.

[eyesofaserpent]

[Really? Really? Crowley feels a vague need to rescue the angel.]

Er... I'll bid a case of Le Romanée-Conti.

Chizuru Yukimura | Hakuouki: Shinsengumi Kitan

[worstdisguise]

[Whoever signed Chizuru up for this is probably in big trouble.

Starting Bid: $10]

[windowcrash]

$100!

Molly Hooper | BBC Sherlock

[wealldosillythings]

[Who put Molly's name down for this? WHO?!]

Starting Bid: 10 pounds = approx 16 dollars (Glee CDs and kittens are also accepted)

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock secretly deposits 10£ but inside is wrapped a note:
Thank you,
Molly Hooper.]

John Watson | BBC Sherlock

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

missesthewar

Starting Bid: Three toes from three different bodies - dead no more than 3 hours. See Molly Hooper in Bart's Morgue for assistance.

Remit payment to 221B Baker Street.

[Yes, the image IS of what John will do to Sherlock.]

Re: John Watson | BBC Sherlock

[ignorethereddot]

[Toes - more than acceptable as means of payment, thanks to Jim there's never a shortage of bodies in London. Sebastian deposits a bag with assorted toes on Sherlock's door mat. Attached to it is a note made from paper clippings.]

Shooting range, tomorrow evening, 18:00.
BYOG (bring your own gun).
~SM

HUNK | Resident Evil

[readytoplay]

hmfic

Starting Bid: $600

He is good at his job; he will not displease you.

[hmfic]

[DISAPPROVING MASK-STARE]

Balthazar | Supernatural

[tartanisstylish]

delightme

Starting Bid: A case of . . . PBR I still don't know what that is

[immolatio]

According to my databases, PBR is the shortened named for Pabst Blue Ribbon brand of beer.

Hope Estheim | Final Fantasy XIII-2

[bravevalkyrie]

directorestheim

Starting Bid: $300

He's the sweetest guy in the world and means well. But he really needs a date.

[directorestheim]

...This is revenge for my childhood behavior, isn't it?

[dawning]

deicidal

Starting Bid: One Hoagie

I heard it turns him into a butterfly!

[deicidal]

I wonder if you would educate me. What precisely is a "hoagie," Dawn?

Butch DeLoria | Fallout 3

[inthegrass]

Starting Bid: Anything you want, baby 1 Cap

[you know he signed himself up for this]

[mameshibas]

Did you know?

Butch's 'tunnel snake' is uncut.

putting up Alfred Ashford | Resident Evil

[wills]

naiveking

Starting Bid: $50. Because he's classy.

[dawning]

Two Bidoofs!

[gonnabite]

[WHAT NO]

Starting Bid: $50.00

[playedgay]

Seems a bit steep.

Rochelle || Left 4 Dead

[axemeaquestion]

What? Who the HELL put me in this?!

Starting Bid: $20.00

[100to1]

Shit, thought you had a higher sense of self worth than that, Ro. Only $20?

[He takes the starting bid though]

dean winchester | spn

[beasimpleman]

Starting Bid: Beat me in a game of pool. I know most people can't do that, so fifty bucks is good, too.

[nyaruko]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, MISTER!

So pool's that game with sticks and balls, right? I heard it was popular with the guys, but that's okay because I always look forward to learning about new games anyway and wow, don't people also make a lot of euphemisms about that game because that's sure a funny game to start off with, mister!

Death The Kid | Soul Eater

[(Anonymous)]

soulsymmetrical

Starting Bid: $77

[scytheyouout]

[LAUGHING FOREVER OH MY GOD.]

America| Hetalia

[changedbywar]

In this corner sincerelyourhero!

Let's start things off with fifty dollars! He's a hero and a primo snuggler folks!

[sincerelyourhero]

A hero and a primo snuggler, I like it!