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[otherford]

Don't do that. Save the bread for morning.

[vowedtostay]

i think i might be sick anyway
where is cullen i hate holding my own hair back

[otherford]

He isn't with you?

[vowedtostay]

he was
i think he stepped out

are yuo having a nice saturday

[otherford]

Better hope he's not passed out in a shrubbery somewhere.

It's not as eventful as yours, but yes. Very nice.

[vowedtostay]

maybe i should look for him

good
what have you been up to

[otherford]

Maybe. But not if you're going to be sick. Be sick first, then find him.

I am... trying to get someone to fall for me.

[vowedtostay]

good point
maybe i should drink some water first

wait
wait wait awiat wiat
really

[otherford]

If you think you can keep it down, yes.

...really, yes.

[vowedtostay]

i don't mind if water comes back up

this is so exciting
who is it
wait no don't tell me
don't write back
go make whoever it is fall in love with you
anyone would bran darling
go be your charming self

[otherford]

I don't know if he likes me very much. :(

[vowedtostay]

oh dear
he must like you
you're terribly likable you know
who is he

[otherford]

I shouldn't say... I don't want him to think I'm gossiping.

[vowedtostay]

i wont tell a soul
you've my word

[otherford]

It's Dorian...

[vowedtostay]

DORIAN
dorian really
he must care for you bran he really must
you're both such wonderful fellows

[otherford]

Please don't say anything to anyone!

[vowedtostay]

i won't
not even cullen or josephine
i can't believe he didn't tell me about you
he must care for you bran
he's being secretive

[otherford]

Is he? I just thought he was being private.

[vowedtostay]

hmmm
you might be right
but
i still think he has every reason to love you
you're kind and funny and very handsome
and maker bless him dorian can be shallow

[otherford]

He's not the only one with that weakness. Promise you won't tell Cullen when you find him?

[vowedtostay]

i promise
that's YOUR news to share
please tell him when i'm there
i want to see his face

and i think it's all right to be a little shallow
after all you have to look at him all the time
he might as well be handsome

[otherford]

You have a deal.
Hopefully he won't kill me. Or Dorian.

Do you really think my brother's good-looking?

[vowedtostay]

if he tries i'll step in
i can't have him murdering my dearest friends

don't you
not in the same way of course but
he's terribly handsome

[otherford]

Have you ever seen his hair? I mean what it really looks like?