let's all get shitfaced and text

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[otherford]

Thank you.
Are you feeling any better? Should I come find you?

[vowedtostay]

the water helped
you are supposed to be wooing dorian
don't worry about me

[otherford]

I'll check on you in the morning.

[vowedtostay]

you're too sweet
midmorning perhaps i don't know if i'll be in any state to be seen before then

[otherford]

Yes, Your Worship.

[vowedtostay]

braaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[otherford]

;)

[vowedtostay]

:|

[otherford]

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

[vowedtostay]

i really don't think i should be anybody's worship in this state

[otherford]

But that's the proper form of address!

[vowedtostay]

but heralds of andraste do not throw up on the floor

[otherford]

Heralds are people, too.
I'm sure history will forget you throwing up.

[vowedtostay]

i hope so
it got in my hair

[otherford]

Are you in any shape to manage a bath?

[vowedtostay]

first i have to clean up the floor
maker i am never drinking again
hold me to this bran
never let me do this ever again

[otherford]

I can't promise that.
How do you think I ended up in bed with Dorian?
Well, neither of us threw up...

[vowedtostay]

bran
darling
my dearest friend in all the world
please don't tell me the details

well
actually i guess i deserve a few
after telling you about the pine needles

[otherford]

no details, I promise!
But that's what happened. We got drunk and there you have it.

[vowedtostay]

branson rutherford
you ridiculous man
and it just keeps happening?

[otherford]

Yes, but we're sober most of the time.

[vowedtostay]

then he can properly appreciate all your charms
good

[otherford]

make my brother wash your hair for ditching you when you needed someone to hold it back.

[vowedtostay]

i might
unless it turns out he's in a hedge somewhere
then i think we abandoned each other

[otherford]

let's hope he didn't throw up on his cloak. he might be crying if he did.