Blind Date meme

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The Blind Date meme. Pretty self-explanatory. No matter how awkward and unexpected they might be, there is always something exciting about them. Who is your company for the evening going to be? Will it be a person of your innermost dreams or someone you absolutely can't stand? And most importantly...
 

How are you going to handle it?

What do:
1. Post with your character! They're now in the middle of a blind date.
2. Comment to each other! When you do that...
3. Go to Random.org and roll a single die!

1. 

First date

 -- You've never been out on a date before, so someone's decided to give you a helping hand.
2. 

On the rebound

 -- You're recovering from a painful breakup, but your friends/family think they found a great person for you anyway.
3. 

Not strangers at all

 -- Someone thought you didn't know your date. Turns out you know them from somewhere.
4. 

Hideously awkward

 -- Hey wait, that's your ex/boss/doctor/distant family member! Or, even worse, it's that person you absolutely despise. This will go well!
5. 

Existing partner

 -- You two are just acting like strangers to spice up your love life.
6. 

Future spouse

 -- Unfortunately, you have to have an arranged marriage. Fortunately, you get to meet that special someone for a date beforehand. How will the night go?
7. ...or, instead of rolling, come up with your own scenario!

4. Play out the date. This meme can be completely fluffy, smutty, or hilarious. If you don't want smut, you can put that in your subject. It doesn't even have to be romantic.

Comments

[reproducer]

Ehhh, Takaocchi, are you saying if there's no one else like that, you'll have to marry Midorimacchi instead? What an awful think to say to your date! [He laughs. It's so, so great being around someone who teases and jokes around in return. Unlike the rest of his Teiko and Kaijo teammates! All sticks in the mud!!]

If I have such a big, strong guy around, I think I can handle anything! [A gentle shoulder bump to emphasize their height differences. Kise's not as tall as Midorima, but he's still not short by any means.]

[pedal]

[ Kise's comment makes Takao let out a playful, amused-sounding gasp as he tightens his grip on Kise's hand for a second. ] If that's the case, you've gotta help save me, Kise-kun! We'll have to run away together so I don't end up in that kind of marriage.

[ His staged concern for his own future is broken by the laugh that comes with the bump to his shoulder. ] Hey, hey. My height is a nice balance. It's right between all you tall guys and people like Kuroko-kun. [ And Akashi, but he refrains from mentioning that height difference. ]

[reproducer]

Ah-- you're right!! I don't want you to suffer in a sea of lucky items... [He returns the grip, determined!!] After this, I'll take you away from here, Takaocchi, don't worry! You don't have to think about oha-asa ever again!!

[Kise laughs.] You're like- the messenger from us tall people to Kurokocchi!!! Ah- even on the court, too... it's amazing.

[pedal]

I knew I could count on you! [ The exclamation is followed by a laugh as they move forward in line, now close enough to see the cars of the roller coaster they're currently filling. They may not make the one in front of them, but they're surely be on the one that follows. ]

I get the feeling Kuroko-kun wouldn't like hearing that. It makes it sound like you guys can't talk to him yourselves!

[reproducer]

Well, I definitely can't see Kurokocchi all the time by myself... [Even though he tries so hard...and loves Kurokocchi so much... the pain.]

That reminds me- I really wanna play against you on the court sometime. It'd be pretty fun, hmm? I've always wanted to see how the hawk eye works for myself. [~innocent smile~]

[pedal]

You don't have to see him to talk to him, Kise-kun. That's what we've all got phones for. [ It's teasing, though, said with a grin aimed at Kise. ]

Trying to borrow my moves? [ He nudges Kise as they move forward again, a train of cars currently emptying to allow them on next. ] You can't have that one! It's built in and you're not getting in my head.

[reproducer]

[Kise climbs in and buckles down, nearly bouncing with how excited he is for this ride. He slides down a little in his seat, though, so he isn't as stupidly tall.]

Kurokocchi never texts me back! And he hangs up on me when I try to call him! Even though I know he cares about me- he has to act this way. It hurts!

[But his sad face quickly turns to a grin.]

I just wanna see~ No harm in trying, hmm?