minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[callmedummy]

The nurse bustled out and took all her chirpy glory with her leaving the room a much quieter more tolerable existence. D lamented the fact that once where he craved noise, as it meant that his creator was not only around but actively focusing on work, he seem to enjoy the peace that silence brought. It may or may not be related to the annoyances that were called headaches but D wasn't examining it too closely.

D glanced down at his secured arm with a grimace then back up to Jarvis. The thought of complaining, loudly, about the frankly appalling durability of the human body was tempting but he didn't like the idea of whining about a situation in which no one had the power to change, at least not yet. D was holding out hope that Thor or, more accurately, his mother, The Lady Frig, would be able to shed some light on why D was currently inhabiting a flesh form but thus far there had been no word. He'd just have to make due even if it meant injuries to his chassis would not be so easily fixed by a hammer and the buffer bots.

"The maintenance check, I just said that." After a moment D winced but not from pain, chagrined. "Okay, so maybe I was trying to reorganize the tool dump too but that doesn't mean I caused this!"