the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead

[unbeliever]

THE ANIMAL TWITTER ACCOUNT PROMPT MEME

1. Post your character and some prompts.

2. Prompts must be from wolfpupy, birdsrightactivist, horse_ebooks, or another Twitter account run by or related to an animal.

3. Use other people's prompts either as text messages or as inspiration for a log.

4. At some point a wolf, bird, horse, etc., must make an appearance.

5. Number 4 is optional.

Comments

anders / dragon age ii

[dissent]

1 Hello youth: I am a cool one just like you I wear a backwards hat. Choose bird not drug. Skateboard.

2 Once again I am not included in the list of the world's most successful people because of my complete lack of success, bias at its finest.

3 I continue to be alive just to spite the people who hate me. ah I'm so glad to be alive, sure would hate to be my enemy right now.

2 obvs

[storied]

It's clearly a Chantry conspiracy.

will graham / hannibal

[look]

Robbie Morse | 63!Marvel

[sinsonte]

a. the people of today don't know the meaning of hard work. I fell out of a helicopter and landed in an open trashcan.

b. you try to drive the hindenburg with your knees ONE time because you are holding two ice cream cones and everyone is mad at you forever.

c. we let the bodies hit the floor and then what? next, we'll have bodies hitting walls, roofs — you name it, bodies will be hitting it.

a.

[emmaswans]

i cant imagine how you must feel right now, im busy imagining cool things like driving a motorcycle and having dinosaurs as pets

remus lupin | hp

[fullmoon]

1. Too much of scarf I can't move

2. things are going really well for me now that ive changed the meaning of really well to the opposite of what it means in my head

3. if youre not a wolf you need to shut up about the moon

1

[alsohawkeye]

i just got a new snowcone machine and im busy

commander shepard → mass effect

[vadiation]

1. i dont have time for these questions and i dont have time for answers either

2. you try to drive the mako with your knees ONE time because you are holding two ice cream cones and everyone is mad at you forever

3. the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead

4. why did i do that? you need a reason to do things now?

Fran Madaraki | Franken Fran

[chirurgical]

back in the frankenstein times you could make a monster whenever you wanted, these days you have to have a license or something i guess

marian hawke | dragon age

[storied]

a wild tale of mystical happenings, a box of wigs i found in the sewer

i wonder what my future self is doing now, probably something stupid, what a idiot i hope she dies

love is a battlefield. huh love is a emotion or feeling? then what the hell is a battlefield?? no no this doesn't make sense at all

two.

[babblish]

But then wouldn't you end up dying?

kate bishop | marvel

[alsohawkeye]

1. putting together a team of ridiculous idiots to rappel in through the roof of the museum and smash up all the historical bull shit inside

2. snowMEN????? why not snowBIRDmen????

3. The early bird get the worm but the earlier bird get a pies.

4. some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster

4 ofc

[lostsoldier]

wow judgy

oswald cobblepot | gotham

[maliceaforethought]

Choose your own adventure:

1.

2.

3.

1. did you want annoying emojis because you got em

[eleusis]

I thought of you as more of an Old Testament sort. Clearly I will have to re-assess...and re-read my religious literature. 😺

Kiyotaka Ishimaru | Dangan Ronpa

[hallacious]

1) that time of year where we eat the eggs is fast approaching, thats right, breakfast

2) the human race is asleep at the wheel when its eyes should be awake while its driving the car. in this metaphor the car is a planet

3) i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won

Diaval / Maleficent

[thewings]

1. people think dogs is so great but i can fetch too I go fetch a breadstick. i will not be bringing it back.

2. hey look i a human look at my arms arming around and how dumb my intelligence is. april fool it me bird I still my wonderful self.

3. human shouldn't allowed to adopt. they indoctrnat the childrens with homosapien propgenda. i will adopt some childs; teach them the birdway

Krem // Dragon Age

[charges]

Obligatory:

dorian pavus / da:i / ota

[serpentis]

a. yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both 'handsome' and 'radiant', too bad i got hit by that car

b. This is a very special technique that I have never seen

c. dead people taking up all the good graves, some of us alive folks want to be in the grave too you know

a

[realhumanbeing]

dorian be more careful . . .
if you get too hurt i can't heal you!
and i still need a teacher . . . .

Fenris | DA II | OTA

[halatinous]

1. Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people

2. This sounds like the beginning of a brutal experience, that I personally

3. sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us

4. i'm not good at making friends but i am good at sitting silently alone, so in a way it works out

Flynn Rider | Tangled | OTA

[heey]

1. I've created this important 15-page report to reveal the best option to preserve your wealth.

2. Sometimes the only real friend you have is your countless enemies.

3. Penny for my thoughts? Not on my watch, you want the words from my head you better pony up the big cash.

James T. Kirk || Star Trek: AOS

[thetisfortalented]

[OOC: Replies will also come from thetisfortenacious and patchworkglory.]

01. you want the couch YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE COUCH

02. IT’S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT and then a step to the right LET’S DO THE BED WARP AGAIN roll roll roll

03. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE WHAT IS WITH PANTS how do you handle it

Castiel || Supernatural

[featheryass]

[OOC: Replies will also come from gaveupeverything.]

01. i was tricked into believing dropping a candle in to a bath was what a 'bathbomb' is. so tired of being constantly betrayed

02. i'm not good at making friends but i am good at sitting silently alone, so in a way it works out

03. if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on

03;

[righteously]

congratulations, pal, you're officially part of the club. we don't have sweaters but we do have alcohol.

Klaus Mikaelson || TVD/The Originals

[displaysofviolence]

01. accidental consumption may cause poisoning, better drink it on purpose then

02. when the sun goes out, the air turns to fire, and the streets run red with blood, i am probably to blame for it

03. everyone who has betrayed me will deeply regret it or wont be bothered at all or some other option

rin tohsaka. fate/stay night.

[gandere]

i am going to fight a monster and win, then people will give me the respect and hundreds of dollars i deserve

[vulpetuous]

ah! so brilliant! tamamo will be cheering for you so don't get eaten! \(*3*)/

[tippytoes]

i just thought youd enjoy being bitten to death thats all. i sharpened my teeth and everything. to late now go bleed out somewhere else then

natasha romanoff, marvel cinematic universe

[vdova]

stop throwing shade at me, its too shady, i hate being in the shadows, just kidding i love it dumb ass

jack benjamin | kings

[mightyfallen]

1. if the bible has taught us anything its that you have to fight for your right to party. a song? oh then i guess it taught us nothing then

2. seems to me if we all worked together to make my life better then eventually everyone elses lives would get better at some point probably

3. accidental consumption may cause poisoning, better drink it on purpose then

4. if you didnt want me to ruin your life you should have bought jackbenjamin insurance or whatever, i dont know how things work

3!

[lasile]

Somehow, I don't think that would make much of a difference.

[He is chuckling as he replies back, though.]

Gangryn | Dragonflyz

[flightlesser]

1. if you drag out your slight thoughtful pause eventually the other person will walk away and then you dont have to say anything

2. i dont have time for these questions and i dont have time for answers either

3. have yet to receive any accolades, will wait patiently

1

[caregiven]

Or they'll get a response from someone else! And they won't really notice you. Yes.

Wheeljack | Transformers Prime

[quipping]

1. things wrong with me: fire damage, water damage, structural damage, dino damage,

2. hurtling forward, crashing through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, for no reason

3. just because i caused the problems doesnt mean i have the solutions to them

1

[caregiven]

oh no, you and Grimlock didn't fight did you??

are you hurt do you need help?

Fixit | Robots in Disguise 2015

[caregiven]

1. i'm not good at making friends but i am good at sitting silently alone, so in a way it works out

2. the "drama" fiasco is over, we learned nothing from it and nothing changed but we can safely say it is over for sure i hear that

3. i have to lay low for a while, by that i mean lay on the ground and not move

4. i got lost in a sweater

1

[antidogma]

Making friends is just a form of marketing. It doesn't have anything to do with the actual quality of what you're offering.

I don't like to think of you sitting silently alone :(