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the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead

THE ANIMAL TWITTER ACCOUNT PROMPT MEME

1. Post your character and some prompts.

2. Prompts must be from wolfpupy, birdsrightactivist, horse_ebooks, or another Twitter account run by or related to an animal.

3. Use other people's prompts either as text messages or as inspiration for a log.

4. At some point a wolf, bird, horse, etc., must make an appearance.

5. Number 4 is optional.

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1 Hello youth: I am a cool one just like you I wear a backwards hat. Choose bird not drug. Skateboard.

2 Once again I am not included in the list of the world's most successful people because of my complete lack of success, bias at its finest.

3 I continue to be alive just to spite the people who hate me. ah I'm so glad to be alive, sure would hate to be my enemy right now.

a. the people of today don't know the meaning of hard work. I fell out of a helicopter and landed in an open trashcan.

b. you try to drive the hindenburg with your knees ONE time because you are holding two ice cream cones and everyone is mad at you forever.

c. we let the bodies hit the floor and then what? next, we'll have bodies hitting walls, roofs — you name it, bodies will be hitting it.

1. Too much of scarf I can't move

2. things are going really well for me now that ive changed the meaning of really well to the opposite of what it means in my head

3. if youre not a wolf you need to shut up about the moon

1. i dont have time for these questions and i dont have time for answers either 2. you try to drive the mako with your knees ONE time because you are holding two ice cream cones and everyone is mad at you forever 3. the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead 4. why did i do that? you need a reason to do things now?

back in the frankenstein times you could make a monster whenever you wanted, these days you have to have a license or something i guess

a wild tale of mystical happenings, a box of wigs i found in the sewer

i wonder what my future self is doing now, probably something stupid, what a idiot i hope she dies

love is a battlefield. huh love is a emotion or feeling? then what the hell is a battlefield?? no no this doesn't make sense at all

Edited 2015-04-17 01:24 (UTC)

1. putting together a team of ridiculous idiots to rappel in through the roof of the museum and smash up all the historical bull shit inside

2. snowMEN????? why not snowBIRDmen????

3. The early bird get the worm but the earlier bird get a pies.

4. some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster

Edited 2015-04-17 01:35 (UTC)

i just got a new snowcone machine and im busy

Choose your own adventure:

1.

It's clearly a Chantry conspiracy.

Edited (subjects help i guess) 2015-04-17 02:01 (UTC)

1) that time of year where we eat the eggs is fast approaching, thats right, breakfast

2) the human race is asleep at the wheel when its eyes should be awake while its driving the car. in this metaphor the car is a planet

3) i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won

1. people think dogs is so great but i can fetch too I go fetch a breadstick. i will not be bringing it back.

2. hey look i a human look at my arms arming around and how dumb my intelligence is. april fool it me bird I still my wonderful self.

3. human shouldn't allowed to adopt. they indoctrnat the childrens with homosapien propgenda. i will adopt some childs; teach them the birdway

Obligatory:

wow judgy

a. yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both 'handsome' and 'radiant', too bad i got hit by that car

b. This is a very special technique that I have never seen

c. dead people taking up all the good graves, some of us alive folks want to be in the grave too you know

dorian be more careful . . .
if you get too hurt i can't heal you!
and i still need a teacher . . . .

1. Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people

2. This sounds like the beginning of a brutal experience, that I personally

3. sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us

4. i'm not good at making friends but i am good at sitting silently alone, so in a way it works out

1. I've created this important 15-page report to reveal the best option to preserve your wealth.

2. Sometimes the only real friend you have is your countless enemies.

3. Penny for my thoughts? Not on my watch, you want the words from my head you better pony up the big cash.

[OOC: Replies will also come from

thetisfortenacious and

patchworkglory.]

01. you want the couch YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE COUCH

02. IT’S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT and then a step to the right LET’S DO THE BED WARP AGAIN roll roll roll

03. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE WHAT IS WITH PANTS how do you handle it

[OOC: Replies will also come from

gaveupeverything.]

01. i was tricked into believing dropping a candle in to a bath was what a 'bathbomb' is. so tired of being constantly betrayed

02. i'm not good at making friends but i am good at sitting silently alone, so in a way it works out

03. if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on

01. accidental consumption may cause poisoning, better drink it on purpose then

02. when the sun goes out, the air turns to fire, and the streets run red with blood, i am probably to blame for it

03. everyone who has betrayed me will deeply regret it or wont be bothered at all or some other option

i am going to fight a monster and win, then people will give me the respect and hundreds of dollars i deserve

the moon belongs to everyone

Bring me back something

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the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead

anders / dragon age ii

will graham / hannibal

Robbie Morse | 63!Marvel

remus lupin | hp

commander shepard → mass effect

Fran Madaraki | Franken Fran

marian hawke | dragon age

kate bishop | marvel

1

oswald cobblepot | gotham

2 obvs

Kiyotaka Ishimaru | Dangan Ronpa

Diaval / Maleficent

Krem // Dragon Age

4 ofc

dorian pavus / da:i / ota

a

Fenris | DA II | OTA

Flynn Rider | Tangled | OTA

James T. Kirk || Star Trek: AOS

Castiel || Supernatural

Klaus Mikaelson || TVD/The Originals

rin tohsaka. fate/stay night.

guess (it's 3)

1 so proud :,]