[ eddie that is not the point of having f- okay not friends because harv doesn't do friends but. what. general acquaintances? yeah that sounds all right ]
Even then they're going to ask how you knew their digits but whatever I did my due diligence just try not to hack anything else important
No they're not. They're a way to analyse and establish performances and goals based on academic challenges. I always do exceptionally well at tests.
[oh come on they're such friends. best friends. such bros. bros who will compare academic abilities for Eddie's pride and general smugness. cause that's what friends are for right?]
People aren't that clever with their personal details, most have them on social media and all over the net. You can find a lot about people without hacking. Their name, address, how many kids they have, pets, hobbies, spending habits, etc
[but wasn't the main point of kindergarten to get as many gold stars and show them off to the other kids until they liked you?]
Correct but a proper application of what you learn is achievable and, as they say, scientia potentia est. Or knowledge is power. The more you know, the better you are, the greater chance of doing well in life.
I'm not a stalker, I just like to know about people. And no one will ever tell me these things. [or talk to him for long periods of time. hmm, is it something he's doing wrong?]
[oh. well. that explains why no one wanted to play with him.]
Not yet but it could happen. And if it does, you have the skills. What if you have a murderer who leaves mathematical clues? It's not entirely beyond the realms of possibility.
If people could solve them faster, we'd have more time to talk. Also technically saying a riddle is still saying something
[how could riddles ever be wrong? that just doesn't make sense.]
But leaving something doesn't always mean you're going to catch them. Even handwriting analyses isn't that effective. If you're clever about it, a note could work. [shhh leaving clues is the best.]
Why not? I like gophers. Why don't people like gophers? Though I do find the concept of a gopher using a nerf gun entirely impossible.
[Such priorities. Never mind the advise, let's focus on this nerf gunned gopher.]
Except no matter how "clever" some bozo thinks he is it still gets figured out and then they're busted and then they land in creepy Arkham for being crazy [ no eddie. eddie no ]
Because the gopher just pops up where he's not wanted and leaves holes behind that everybody can trip up on and break their ankle but the nerf gun part doesn't matter about being possible or not because it's I was being metaphorical the nerf darts are your dumb riddles Christ Eddie
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In what cold frozen hell of a crisis would you ever call ME
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[please don't use that brute strength to break him in half.]
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[ wait another point matters ]
Also don't bring the technically up to anyone else they might not see it that way
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[He'd love to compare and contrast with his far superior brain to others.]
I know, I have to respect 'boundaries'. And I do, I don't text people unless I need them for a very specific reason that I myself cannot handle.
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[ eddie that is not the point of having f- okay not friends because harv doesn't do friends but. what. general acquaintances? yeah that sounds all right ]
Even then they're going to ask how you knew their digits but whatever I did my due diligence just try not to hack anything else important
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[oh come on they're such friends. best friends. such bros. bros who will compare academic abilities for Eddie's pride and general smugness. cause that's what friends are for right?]
People aren't that clever with their personal details, most have them on social media and all over the net. You can find a lot about people without hacking. Their name, address, how many kids they have, pets, hobbies, spending habits, etc
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Yeah life doesn't actually have that many kinds of tests because school is nothing like the real world
And ok fine fair point but most people don't go through all that like some creepo stalker to collect them all
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Correct but a proper application of what you learn is achievable and, as they say, scientia potentia est. Or knowledge is power. The more you know, the better you are, the greater chance of doing well in life.
I'm not a stalker, I just like to know about people. And no one will ever tell me these things. [or talk to him for long periods of time. hmm, is it something he's doing wrong?]
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Never in my freaking life have I needed to square root anything or what a mitochondria does so nerts to that
They don't tell you these things because you spend more time asking riddles than actually saying something
[ yes eddie it's EXACTLY wrong ]
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Not yet but it could happen. And if it does, you have the skills. What if you have a murderer who leaves mathematical clues? It's not entirely beyond the realms of possibility.
If people could solve them faster, we'd have more time to talk. Also technically saying a riddle is still saying something
[how could riddles ever be wrong? that just doesn't make sense.]
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Nobody would leave mathematical clues Nygma if they were that smart they'd know better than to leave anything [ COUGH COUGH ]
No but see you don't bookend them you just spring em on a guy like a gopher with a nerf gun and nobody likes gophers
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Why not? I like gophers. Why don't people like gophers? Though I do find the concept of a gopher using a nerf gun entirely impossible.
[Such priorities. Never mind the advise, let's focus on this nerf gunned gopher.]
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Because the gopher just pops up where he's not wanted and leaves holes behind that everybody can trip up on and break their ankle but the nerf gun part doesn't matter about being possible or not because it's
I was being metaphorical the nerf darts are your dumb riddles
Christ Eddie