holiday auction for charity!!

[fapped]

Are you late with a Christmas present for your friends and loved ones because you wanted to get them something special? Do you want a little something for yourself? In that case, worry no longer! The Winter Holiday Auction is here to fulfill all your money-spending needs. All you have is to sign up for the auction and make sure you follow the dress code. NOTE: Since this involves hypnotism and coercion and such, triggers may be abound!

Men and women, androids and tentacle monsters, any living creature capable of pleasing you can be purchased in this place! Dressed in nothing but holiday ribbons, maybe equipped with obedience collars or hypnotized, drugged, persuaded until they can think of nothing more than fulfilling your desires. And just think of it: all you have to do is to make a high enough bet to beat anyone else. If that isn't the best way to show them how much you want them, what is? (You could also have them being auctioned as a date or a something more harmless!!)

Just remember: whether you're here to buy a slave, a toy, a lover or a friend, you should be prepared to pay accordingly!

GUIDELINES!!

Post with your characters and list them as a BIDDER (whom 'items' or other bidders can reply to) or an ITEM up for auction. You don't actually have to outbid anyone or even be totally under the 'sway'; if you have an idea of how the 'items' were coerced or tricked, go with it! You can also have your character be 'won' by more than one person, and bidders can say they outbid some nameless NPCs.

Meme is lovingly borrowed and slightly modified from the_love_hotel. ♥

All the fictional money goes to a totally good cause like buying small sweaters for puppies or something.

TELL FRIENDS!! LET'S GET SOME BIG BIDDIN' GOING ON!!

Comments

ITEM - Issei Ryudo | Fate/stay night

[unknownrival]

[aquaticrush]

I-I wanted to make sure nobody hurt you, but I'm not really sure what to do now.

nepeta leijon | homestuck | aged up | item

[misspouncellor]

dave strider | homestuck | aged up | item

[accelerates]

[Looks calm right now, but the sellers have it on good authority he'll be feisty as all fuck if someone he doesn't want wins the bet. Thus, the option of collars and/or drugs are fully open. Sux2bthiscool.]

[typeless]

[She'll bid until she gets him, thank you. She has cash to burn, and Dave... Dave's kind of cute.]

Well, hello.

Luka Redgrave / Bayonetta / Bidder!

[grapplinghook]

[ Because what fine lady wouldn't want an evening with this guy? Most of them ]

The Signless | Homestuck | Item

[thesignless]

[Note: This Signless is a younger version, between eight and nine sweeps (approx. eighteen or nineteen years old). Many of the key events that ultimately lead to him becoming the Sufferer haven't transpired yet.]

[heavenscorpse]

Hi. What's your name?

DANTE | DEVIL MAY CRY | ITEM

[partycrash]

[cherrybombpie]

[Well, he certainly got swag.]

What are your talents, good sir? ♥

April Sinclair | OC | Bidder

[technologic]

[Nervous bidder is nervous, mainly due to how her friends forced her to do this. But hey, if it's for a, er, good cause, she'll give it a try.]

[unknownrival]

Err... Were you interested in anyone in particular?

[He looks a bit nervous.]

I-no | Guilty Gear | Bidder

[gstringwitch]

[She likes the idea of someone to please her.]

[serving_touches]

Do you have a bidding preference, m'lady?

"Legal Luke" | Professor Layton | Item

[loopholing]

[Spoilers for Unwound Future may pop up.]

Alphonse Elric - OTA -- Item

[ironysoul]

Bidder/Item/total, utter crack | Johann Schmidt | Captain America: TFA | OTA

[therearenoflags]

buy yourself a new minion or robot, whichever

[ruthless_hunter]

Hey, you look like a smart buyer. I'd be a very good purchase.

Item (duh.) | HK-47 | Star Wars: KoTOR

[arc_wrench]

...I'm so sorry. Only not.

[mistressmadgirl]

The location was maybe a bit sketchy. Okay, a lot sketchy. But Agatha wasn't in the market for sex slaves, she already had two at home had heard there was a clank out here.

...ooh. There was!

Item | A Raptor | THE GREAT AND MIGHTY CRETACEOUS PERIOD

[fluffbuttraptor]

[He has excellent plumage, understanding of mating dances, and is a good hunter! He's also about the size of a turkey. Not every raptor is big and can manage door handles.]

[Also, hello, Dreamwave. You provide a wonderful safe haven for a displaced crack meme dinosaur.]

[desertdaggers]

[…huh! This could turn out to be a bad idea, but he's curious.] Five hundred luc.

Item | Sollux Captor | Homestuck

[thekidsare0kay]

[Apologies for the lack of icons. They're still importing T_T]

[unknownrival]

Two thousand yen.

[He's worried about you.]

Dave Strider | Homestuck | het, aged up | Item

[raps]

[morgues]

[Well, ya know.

Here, Dave, she's offering her FAVORITE PRICELESS INDIANA JONES HAT TO YOU...]

I only really have this to, um... Bid. Is it acceptable?

the disciple | homestuck | item

[thedisciple]

ITEM - Mytho | Princess Tutu

[prinzundrabe]

[...yeah, he was so very easy to get into this.]

Item-Spinneret Mindfang | Homestuck

[pir8ing]

[...okay, she's just getting a taste of her own medicine here.]

[abandonallhope]

[He could've almost sworn that that was Vriska, except that the clothes were antiquated and that this female troll was taller, older, much more imposing.]

Who the fuck are you?

[He looked up at her, his lip curling into a sneer.]

aradia megido | homestuck | aged up/open | item

[morgues]

The Dolorosa | Homestuck | Open | Item

[immaculacy]

....I couldn't help myself

[pir8ing]

Eight hundred caegars on that one.

Souji Seta | P4 | Bidder

[trueending]

Vriska Serket | HOMESTUCK | aged up | item

[lovelikewoe]

Dave Strider | Homestuck | aged up & OTA | Item????

[sufferableprick]

[ I'll use my only sexy icon to be enticing. ]

Johnny D'Amico | OC | item | OTA

[charming_jerk]

[For auction: one feisty, short-tempered, lanky half demon who will be spending his time looking at his feet and grumbling to himself.]

Nina Fortner/Anna Liebert | Item | Monster | OTA

[thegirltwin]