Monster Transformation meme

[ldfsh]

(warning: body horror)

Whatever you were before, there's something inside you that needs to surface. You can feel it coming, fast or slow. The change will be painful, and not pretty, and it comes with strange cravings. Can you count on anyone to help you through it? Will your friends accept you in your new form?

Choose a beast from the list, or RNG for one.

1. Arachne
   
2. Cecaelia
   
3. Centaur
   
4. Cyborg
   
5. Demon
   
6. Dragon/Dragonborn
   
7. Dryad
   
8. Faerie
   
9. Gargoyle
   
10. Giant/Titan
    
11. Goblin
    
12. Gorgon
    
13. Harpy
    
14. Incubus/Succubus
    
15. Kelpie
    
16. Kitsune/Kumiho
    
17. Lamia
    
18. Manticore
    
19. Merperson
    
20. Minotaur
    
21. Mothman
    
22. Naga
    
23. Nymph
    
24. Satyr
    
25. Shade
    
26. Siren
    
27. Sphinx
    
28. Troll
    
29. Vampire
    
30. Wendigo
    
31. Werebear
    
32. Werecat
    
33. Werehyena
    
34. Werewolf

Comments

[deernoise]

Well that isn't happening. Come on, we have to get them out of here.

[He grimaces, glaring back out the window.]

Maybe we can lure them away from town?

[toothaches]

_{[Maurice recollects himself and finally stops dropping feathers before tying his jeans around his neck like a weird denim scarf.]}

Right...and if we can get that gun away from Sunglasses, I can whup the tar outta 'em and send them packing.

[deernoise]

Okay...I think they'll notice and come after us, so as long as we don't let them get too close we'd be fine...and I can run pretty fast like this.

[Trust him, he's...had to run from predators a lot lately.]

[toothaches]

_{[He glances at Dipper's nimble little deer legs and makes a concerned rumble. He has no doubt that the kid can book it when he needs to...but these are guys with guns. Having actually been shot several times, Maurice feels a knot of worry for his new pal form in the pit of his stomach. This just got a lot realer.]}

Good, you leave 'em in the dust, Blitzen. We gotta find somewhere safe to try and re-people ourselves.

[deernoise]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Come on, we should probably get out there before they start for town.

[toothaches]

Yeah. Grab some supplies since you have hands and I'll carry you back down.

_{[He gathers up what's left of his clothing again in one of his wings and waits by the stairs. Once Dipper is ready, he carefully carries him down and slinks up to the window to peek through it. The van is still visible by the edge of the trees but the men have disappeared.]}

Ugh...well, at least they don't have an obnoxious camera crew with them. Did you know these monster hunter shows are big again alla th' sudden? I remember when it was just ghosts. At least they can disappear when these nerds come to bother them.

[deernoise]

Yeah...and I don't think ghost hunters usually carry guns, do they?

[He mumbled as he buried his hands in Maurice's fur, staring out the window with him.]

...are you ready?

[toothaches]

_{[Noticing the kid's hands, he tries to give a big liony rumble of reassurance before slinking toward the door. He peeks around the frame and squints at the end of the drive.]}

As I'll ever be. If you hear a gunshot, you keep going. If they hit me, they'll have to reload before they can hit me again. That should give me enough time to get the gun if they don't--

_{[Hit me in the heart. Gulp.]}

[deernoise]

[The cervitaur nods, reaching up to tug on the brim of his hat a little.]

I'll jump if I have to. Distract them, maybe. I know you're a Vampire and all, so it shouldn't matter...but I don't know how being part Sphinx is going to affect your body if you get hurt.

[toothaches]

A sphinx? Is that what I'm supposed to be?

_{[He pats his face with his lion paws and grimaces.]}

Oh, ugh, I have a people face...I thought I was just a lion thing. I guess I am a lion thing but...

_{[NOT IMPORTANT, MAURICE. He shakes himself and creeps down the Mystery Shack steps. There are no sounds outside save for a woodpecker he cannot see. Elbows low to the ground, the sphinx army crawls his way along the side of the house, carefully avoiding the garbage cans for more than one reason, and waving for dipper to follow with the end of his tail.]}

[deernoise]

[Dipper is quick to follow Maurice, walking on tiptoes- not that he can't do anything else- as he tries to remain as quiet as he possibly can. His heart is already pounding in his ears, and they haven't even gotten to where the hunters actually are yet.]

[toothaches]

_{[Maurice continues to creep to the edge of the house and then all but throws himself across the yard to the totem pole. He leans back on his hind legs and peers out from behind it. Then he waves for Dipper.]}

I don't see 'em.

[deernoise]

[Dipper is careful to be quick but cautious as he makes his way over, but he can't help but stop midway and look up and around, his ears turning this way and that. His deer half seems to know better about danger than he does, so he's fine with letting it take control...so long as he doesn't bolt at the wrong time.]

[toothaches]

_{[Maurice's eyes bug out when Dipper stops. He makes a hissing sound under his breath and starts waving his paws frantically for him to COME OOOON. Come on. Come. On.]}

Dipper!

_{[Dipper's instincts were right because somewhere out of sight, the crunching of boots on brush and the rattle of various Bigfoot Hunting Equiptment (tm) can be heard to his superior ears.]}

[deernoise]

[Though he can hear Maurice calling for him, he can't will his legs to move. His body remains perfectly still as he stares into the distance at the sound, his chest heaving and his heart hammering.]

[toothaches]

<sub>[The crunching continues, moving around the Shack's clearing counter clockwise. Low voices can be heard but the words are hard to make out.]

[And meanwhile there's Maurice.]</sub>


Dippeeeeeeeeeeeeer, what are you doooiiiiiing?

[deernoise]

Wuh-!?

[The cervitaur startles, jumping a few inches forward as he snaps his head over to look at Maurice with wide eyes.]

I-...I'm coming! I'm almost there, see?

[...he's not almost there.]

[toothaches]

<sub>[The sphinx's mouth stretched into a broad, toothy frown.]

[He sees that.]

[With a loud huff, Maurice plods out from his hiding place with every intention of scruffing dipper so that he hurries his spotted little behind up. And unbeknownst to him, somewhere the hammer of a gun is cocked.]</sub>

[deernoise]

[Dipper hears the sound of the cocking of the gun just seconds before Maurice makes his way over, and in his haste to get out of the way he leaps forwards, unintentionally ramming right into the Sphyinxpire's side.]

[toothaches]

_{[Maurice lets out a yowl of surprise and is bowled over just in time for the wooden fence post behind them to explode into splinters. The sphinx's eyes grew wide at the wreckage. How did--nevermind how! He scoops Dipper up in his fore paws and sets off for the trees at a very ungraceful waddle. Once they hit he bushes, he drops the kid and starts bounding.]}

You really saved my ass back there! Looks like I owe you all over again!

THAT GIF IS SO PERFECT FOR THIS SITUATION HELP

[deernoise]

D-don't mention it!

[Dipper wheezes, clinging to Maurice as he runs. He wasn't actually intending to knock him over like that, but it sounds like it's a good thing he did.]

Now what do we do?!

HER HE COM

[toothaches]

DON'T GET DEAD, THAT'S WHAT!

_{[He leaps blind over fallen trunks and runs straight through thorns, ignoring how they tear at his haunches. Thick fur was good for something after all!]}

[deernoise]

That way!

[He suddenly shouts, pointing to the left.]

The trees get thick there, they won't be able to follow us!

[toothaches]

<sub>[Maurice dove left, his tail whipping around wildly behind him. He pressed his stumpy wings tight to his sides but still lost feathers.]

[The plan had worked so well in his head, but now that his ears were ringing from the gunshot, all he could do was panic. The memories of being shot multiple times pushed their way to the front and center. What if they had hexed bullets? He couldn't fight that again!]

[And what about Dipper? He was just a kid! Er. Fawn???]</sub>

I have--a question! If everyone in town is a monster, does that mean everyone found that stream?

[deernoise]

No! I mean...not really! We had a problem with the water getting into town, it's a long story. But most people still don't know where it is!

[He yells over the sound of Maurice crashing through the undergrowth. It's a good thing that it's still relatively hidden- nobody else needs to know about it, if it can be helped.]