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Yamaguchi Tadashi | Haikyuu!!

[tsukkinice]

1. I drank myself into bisexuality again.

2. Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up

3. I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother

4. [-text him-]

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[scaryfaces]

LMFAO

they grow up so fast :,)

[tsukkinice]

[Yamaguchi stares down at the text on his phone for a good fifty seconds of incomprehension, before he finally understands what happened.]

WRONG NUMBER
REALLY WRONG NUMBER
SORRY TANAKA-SAN, SORRY!!!

[scaryfaces]

[He figured, but this is way too funny to pass up! and let's be real, it probably happens to everyone at some point or another.]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

GETTING EXTRA FRIENDLY OVER THERE???

[tsukkinice]

NO IT ISN'T LIKE THAT

[scaryfaces]

WHATS IT LIKE THEN!!

[tsukkinice]

IT'S LIKE.........A JOKE!
I was joking ha ha ha!!! Fooled you Tanaka-san [don't tell anyone]

[scaryfaces]

yeah haha ok except that part wehere u didn't

yamaguchi chill its OK

[like, he COULD and there's probably someone better at talking about this kind of thing but. well.]

[tsukkinice]

[A bit of a delay before the next text comes through.]

Wait so...if I was really "like that," you think it's okay? [he doesn't want his teammates to think he's some kind of weirdo even though let's face it they're all really weird]

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[steadyset]

wrong number? or did you actually want to talk?

[tsukkinice]

Sugawara-san what should I do, this keeps happening and it's PROBABLY really weird? [STILL DRUNK AND STILL DEFINITELY ATTRACTED TO DUDES, NEED ASSIST]

[steadyset]

You should probably drink water to start?

And, um, do you...not want it to be happening?

[tsukkinice]

I don't know. What if he hates me? ? ??

[steadyset]

Why would he hate you?

[ It's hard to imagine anyone hating Yamaguchi. ]

[tsukkinice]

I don't know...it's weird now...everything's weird

[steadyset]

...

This has happened before, right? Was it the same person?

There's nothing wrong with liking guys.

[tsukkinice]

Do you like guys

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[toocutetokill]

And I keep telling you that's not something you can drink yourself into. Admit it, you want the D.

[tsukkinice]

I only feel like this when I...you know...drink a whole lot!! [that's our story and we're sticking to it]

[toocutetokill]

So if you see him when you're sober you don't think he's cute, you don't want to kiss him, and you absolutely don't care if he doesn't pay attention to you?

[tsukkinice]

Definitely not!! [not enough that he can't repress]

[toocutetokill]

Ehh? That's not very nice to him! [She's not buying it.]

[tsukkinice]

Whaaa? It isn't!? [OH NO, WHAT IF YAMAGUCHI'S INADVERTENTLY BEEN TERRIBLE TOWARD A PERSON HE REALLY CARES ABOUT, THIS IS TERRIBLE–]

[toocutetokill]

If there was a guy that only liked me when he was drunk I would punch him in the dick! Hard!

[tsukkinice]

What? Why!? That's so mean!