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texts from mothafuckin' last night!

Comments

[tsukkinice]

I don't have those kinds of feelings! Really...it's just the alcohol, it can do strange things to your brain...

[toocutetokill]

Deny it all you want. I just hope you're leading anyone on or I'm going to give you a hard knock on the head.

[tsukkinice]

I'm not trying to lead anyone on!!!
it was an accident really i didn't mean it

[toocutetokill]

Hnn... So what did you do while drunk and bisexual?

[tsukkinice]

Umm...2 tell the truth, I'm not rly sure.

[toocutetokill]

Ehh? Yama-chan, that's so boring. there's no cute guy involved?

[tsukkinice]

Er, no...what I mean is...I don't know what happened, exactly? But I kinda, woke up...w/ someone...?

[toocutetokill]

clothes on or clothes off? is he cute? send me a picture!

[tsukkinice]

I CAN'T SEND YOU A PICTURE!! Y would u ask for that!?

[toocutetokill]

because I'm super curious! and I have enough blackmail material on you to end you already so just hurry up and send it!

[tsukkinice]

[And now you're getting a series of rapid-fire text messages one after the other.]

Namiiiii!
I can't do that
RLY THO
I definitely can't!!!
I mean what if he finds out?
And what if he doesnt remember anything either?
I cant tell ne1...ever!
WHAT IF HES RLY MAD THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED?
I DONT WANT HIM 2 HATE ME
Plz nami...
Do I really have 2?
?

[toocutetokill]

[you're only getting one text in return]

send it

[1/2]

[tsukkinice]

[AUGHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




why]

[2/2]

[tsukkinice]

[and, lo and behold, a few minutes later a new snapchat comes in. it contains a six-second image of a handsome, sleeping blond dude with his face mashed against something that may be a blanket or some kind of floor rug, along with the frantic caption 'PLZ DONT SCREENSHOT!!!!!'

also, yamaguchi's pretty darn careful to only frame the guy from the neck up. which is a pretty solid dead giveaway that yes, there was some form of clothing loss involved in this.]

[toocutetokill]

[OF COURSE SHE SCREEN SHOTS. WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?]

date him! i approve.

[tsukkinice]

This isn't gonna happen again!!!!!

[toocutetokill]

Eh? Why not?

[tsukkinice]

Because the next time I even think about drinking so much, I'll probably end up sick

[toocutetokill]

I told you. Liking guys isn't something you drink yourself into.

[tsukkinice]

Tell that to this guy then

[toocutetokill]

Did he turn you down!?

[tsukkinice]

He's still asleep...
Nami what do I do if he wakes up I have no idea

[toocutetokill]

Wake him up with a kiss! He's bound to fall for your cute face, Yama-chan.

[Someone maybe read one too many romance novels.]

[tsukkinice]

Stop it!!! I don't want to kiss him I don't even wanna remember this ever happened. C'mon and help me think of something!

[toocutetokill]

Stop being a crybaby! You're the one that got drunk, so now you have to face the consequences.