minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

[inquisitorialness]

A "Vint" and a Qunari, it's terribly scandalous.

[ She flashes him a smile. There are people who find the very fact that she's allowed someone from Tevinter and a Qunari to join her cause scandalous, but she ignores it. ]

We trust each other. That's - amazing, really. [ Considering the years of conditioning, the years of being taught that Templars and mages don't mix, that they can never and should never trust each other - coupled with knowing what Cullen went through in Ferelden. It means the world to her. ]

[pavus_redemit]

My ancestors are properly horrified, I'm sure. Of course it's none of their business. It's never been anyone's business who I bed but that's Tevinter for you. We're as concerned with breeding as the Qun.

[The blacksmit spits at him. It's one of the nicer reactions. There's that damn Chantry priestess who keeps harping on him too. Nothing is easy for him here.]

And why wouldn't you? Put aside the ridiculous Templars and Mages titles and see each other for people and suddenly you can be lovers, shockingly, you can love! It's amazing how treating people with respect makes them human.

[inquisitorialness]

Does wonders for the ego, too. Not being seen as a potential abomination, or a weapon, or a tool for someone else's ends.

[ She nudges him again. ] And being worshiped, not because I'm the Herald of Andraste, that's nice...

[pavus_redemit]

I have learned that it is not magic that makes someone a weapon or an abomination.

[He laughs and it's deep, genuine laughter.] He does look like a man who is very good at worship. Very devout.

[inquisitorialness]

True enough.

[ Her smile turns a little lovestruck. ] He's very attentive. Have you ever been with someone who makes you feel like their whole world revolves around you?

[pavus_redemit]

Bull is very attentive in other ways. [He doesn't want to be the one to explain their unusual sex life to her. He really doesn't. Bull can be the one to do it.] That's not to say he doesn't leave me satisfied but I don't think it's quite like what you and the Commander have.

[Although, he would not be surprised if the Commander has a bit of kinky side to him.]

[inquisitorialness]

[ Details - probably aren't necessary. As far as she's concerned, knowing he's happy is all the detail she needs.

Cullen probably would never be as kinky as Iron Bull. Sex on his desk is the most unusual thing they've done so far. ]

As long as it works for you. I know you rib each other all the time but you can't hide the fact that you care about each other, you know.

[pavus_redemit]

[It's a shame she will never know the joy of being tied up and driven crazy. A shame Cullen will never know it either.]

I can't decide if his teasing is the worst or the Chargers. Don't let his good looks fool you, Krem is ruthless. I cannot see the Commander as someone to tease. Very direct that man. Problem? Siege engines will fix it.

[inquisitorialness]

Something tells me you enjoy it quite a bit, regardless.

[ She tilts her head back a little, that soft smile still on her face. ] I tease him.

[pavus_redemit]

Well, maybe a little bit.

[He's quite happy to see that look on her. She deserves it.] Thank the Maker someone does. He needs to be teased one and awhile.

[inquisitorialness]

You should've seen his face the time I asked him if he took vows of celibacy.

[pavus_redemit]

I wish I could have! That would have been a sight to remember. Was he shocked? No, no, he scowled. No, that's not right, he stuttered his way through an answer, yes?

[inquisitorialness]

He was shocked, and he stuttered. He blushed very handsomely, and asked me why I wanted to know.

[pavus_redemit]

I imagine you didn't say something along the lines of wanting to tear off his armor and ravish him.

[inquisitorialness]

No, that would've been a bit much, even for me. Besides, I was worried his face would literally catch on fire.

[pavus_redemit]

That might be funny to see. You should try it, let me watch. It might set all that fur on fire.

[inquisitorialness]

[ She laughs again, sheepish. ]

Maybe, someday.

[ Mostly, she agrees that their private affairs should stay just that - private. Though, she also has to resist the urge to treat it like a shameful secret at times. Something else to unlearn from her life in the Circle - trysts were frowned upon in general, and privacy was difficult to come by. ]

[pavus_redemit]

Well, I hope you have a lot of somedays with your Commander. Maybe one day little mageling babies running around, setting things on fire out of mischief.

[He wiggles his fingers around, like they were little mage babies running around causing trouble.]

[inquisitorialness]

[ That definitely gets the blush to return to her cheeks. What a thought. Children? Of her own? With Cullen?

He would be a wonderful father, she knows that much. She hasn't allowed herself the possibility of being a mother, however, not since her magic manifested. Children born to Circle mages get taken away by the Chantry. Occasionally, she knows visitations would be allowed, but only when they are older. ]

I hadn't thought about it.

[pavus_redemit]

Well, think about it. Imagine all you wish, dear. You have freedom now. Imagine your wedding, imagine your children, and mostly imagine him naked.

[He wishes he could give her the sense of freedom he has from Tevinter, though his preference for men means he's only ever allowed imagination. No wedding, no children, none of those things for him within Tevinter.]

I really need to teach you how to enjoy your freedom.

[inquisitorialness]

[ She laughs, leaning her head on his shoulder. ]

Yes, do. I clearly have a lot to learn, and I'm enjoying what I already have. [ Given the circumstances. ]

[pavus_redemit]

Where should I start, apprentice? Perhaps with flashier robes. You don't have to dress like Solas, you know. Homeless apostate you are not.

[It warms his heart that she is so easily affectionate with him. It's the true companionship he never had in Tevinter. The South, though freezing, is more warming than his home.]

[inquisitorialness]

I wouldn't want to outdo you.

I do like the color blue, though.

[ She enjoys it, too. One thing she did not expect to come of all this mess - friends, people who genuinely care about her and want to see her happy. It's a big part of why she sees Skyhold as more home than any other place she's lived. ]

[pavus_redemit]

Don't worry, your personality is too humble to out do me.

[He pats the back of her hand gently.]

I'm not suggesting something like Vivienne's robes. That's not your style. A little more Herald, less Orlesian Game, in blue.

[inquisitorialness]

I don't have the decolletage for something like Vivienne wears.

[ Cullen would find it terribly distracting, she's sure. ]

But I'll leave that in your capable hands, my friend.