bakerstreet | minor injury meme.

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I had a very similar childhood. Of course, my magic was encouraged. The whole point of my childhood was magic as you know.

[He doesn't have to hide that from her. She's met his 'father' and knows his past.]

I suppose we were both tools for our families. Glad to have escaped that, at least.

[ His usefulness ended with his refusal to marry. Hers, with her magic. ]

It's nice to be seen as a person, at least by the ones who matter.

Has your family contacted you? I imagine they'd want to know.

[He has hopes things can change for Thedas' mages, especially with her as the Herald.]

We were always people and we can't let others make us forget that.

[ She gives a humorless sort of laugh. ] Oh, they have. I'm useful to them again, you see.

[ And then a sigh. ] That's not entirely fair. My parents... They care, I suppose, in their own way. I haven't seen them much since I was ten years old, though. Once a year or so, since I passed my Harrowing. I have an older brother and sister, and another brother who was born after I went to the Circle.

Nothing says you have to be fair to your parents. [Just look at him and the disaster of his parents.]

What a large family. Perhaps one of them is worth knowing.

Maybe. [ She studies her hands for a moment. ]

I'm sure - once this is all over - [ And if she survives, of course, but that's what she's operating on, because the alternative isn't something she can think about if she wants to sleep at night and keep her sanity. ] I'll likely invite them to Skyhold.

That's good. They can meet Cullen. [He would like to see someone's parents be excited and happy for them. It would be a nice change.] You'll have people flooding Skyhold to meet you though and when this ends, you'll never shake the Herald title.

Some of them will like him. My family is very pious, lots of priests and Templars. Some will only see a commoner from Ferelden, but that's their problem, not mine.

[ She tilts her head. ] I'm going to need a holiday.

I hear Antiva's nice if you don't mind assassins. Cassandra hasn't ever said anything nice about her homeland. I wouldn't recommend it. Don't go to Tevinter.

[He makes a face at the very idea.] Or the Qun.

No, I'm sure Par Vollen is right out after what I did to that alliance with the qunari.

[ She makes a slight face. ] I think Empress Celene wants me to spend more time at the Imperial Court, too. The food is alright, but ugh.

I doubt he'll say thank you for that, but he's grateful you saved them.

[Enough feelings. Dorian laughs.] Don't go. Or if you do go, bring Josephine to distract people while you explore Orlais.

[ Yeah, there's no point. She wasn't going to let Bull's friends die. The alliance wasn't important enough for that. He seems alright, all things considered. ]

What we need is someplace to go and hide. Like Hawke. [ She'd have to come back, though. She and Cullen are both far too duty-bound to run away forever. ]

You know, a nice, quiet little cabin in a wood somewhere, or near the sea.

[Dorian is fond of the Charges, almost as fond of them as Bull is. It's a strange little family he's been adopted into.]

I don't think the caves in Crestwood are a romantic get away. [He makes a face at the very idea of going back to that charming little hell hole.]

What about a quiet little place in your home March? Have Josephine quietly buy you a place and disappear.

Ostwick. It's near the sea. My family has an estate at the seaside, I've always liked it there.

We couldn't stay away forever though. [ She's far too aware of the position she occupies as the Herald of Andraste. The Inquisition might be able to continue on without her, eventually, but not right now. Possibly not for a long while, even if they manage to fix this mess. ]

I don't recommend a family home for a romantic get away. Your family can find you.

No, you'd have to come back but we would be waiting to welcome you back. [The others might not stay while she was gone, but Dorian would. He didn't have anywhere else to go after all.]

No, I wouldn't use their estate, but something... like it. On the seaside, might be nice.

[ She pats his shoulder fondly. ] If you're not off traipsing about with Bull, you mean.

I'm sure there's a nice home you could buy with all the gold flowing in. Or maybe a Keep to take over.

[He scowls at her but it's more of a pout. Is he that obvious?] I am not joining his Chargers. I have no intents to wander the world with him.

A cozy little shack with a big bed would be enough for me.

[ She smirks at him. ] Uh-huh. There's a lot of world to see, you know. You'll always have a place at Skyhold.

That must be easy to be find.

I've seen a great deal of it. I don't need to see more of it. [Unless, maybe, Bull is there. He might see more if Bull is there.] Of course, the library would fall apart without me.

It probably would. It's only just getting on its feet, really.

It's lovely, but has so much potential. It could expand in to the mage tower you built if you'd like.

If you want more space, then sure. If there's one thing Skyhold has in abundance, it's space.

I'll talk to the librarians and see what they think. Thank you, I appreciate the consideration.

minor injury meme.

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject