bakerstreet | minor injury meme.

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

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But you're clearly in pain! [ what is it with boys and walking off injuries like they're tiny boo-boos wow. She's already hovering one hand anxiously over his. ] Please, let me see it... I'd like to try to help!

I-I'm not in pain at all! I-- [IT'S ALL ABOUT PRIDE AND BEING STUPID. He tries to pull his hand back from hers... But there's another sharp pain and he winces.] --Ah! Don't you have better things to do!?

There's nothing more important than helping someone in need!

[ ... Yes, this is still the same shy girl in your class. ]

[That catches him off guard. Kouga goes quiet before he pulls his hand back out.]

How else do you think I ended up like this? A bunch of jerks were picking on someone, so I had to step in and do something.

So that's what happened... [ she doesn't sound too surprised, though, digging in her bag for a roll of bandages. Because after all the Precure fighting, she's taken to carrying around supplies. ] You're very kind-hearted, Kouga-san, to do that for someone else's sake.

Oi, oi... Don't go around saying weird things. [He'll turn a little red in the cheeks as shrugs and looks away. Jeez, how embarrassing...] Anyway, you're more kind-hearted than me. Fighting is really the only thing I'm good at doing.

Ah, no! [ And there are the bandages, so she'll murmur a quick apology for any discomfort, and get to tending to his arm. ] I think there's a difference between fighting just because you like to, and fighting to protect others. You're very noble!

Wha-- Didn't I say to not say weird things?! Knock it off, will ya? [JUST GOING TO USE HIS GOOD ARM TO PULL HER CHEEK JEEZ.]

O-ouch! I-- I was being honest! [ HER CHEEK. ]

Jeez... [Now he'll be letting go.] Anyway, I'll have to owe you one for helping me out.

[ Rubbing her cheek... ]

Eh? No, I'm just glad I could help...

A man always has to repay his debts. That's just how we roll.

[ So he's going to be stubborn-- wait. ]

Then--! [ and she finishes her bandaging job, clapping her hands together. ] Um! Please be my friend, Kouga-san!

Eh? [THIS IS SUDDEN.] Be your-- What's this all of the sudden?

I was a transfer student, myself... so I understand what it must be like for you, at least a little. And you're certainly a good person, so... would that be all right?

Really? So you were in the same boat too, huh? [It was a little easier for him to stick to his closely knit crew than go actively looking for friends, but hey... He couldn't stay in the shadows forever.] Okay then. I'll be your friend, Hanasaki!

Thank you, Kouga-san! I'll do my best to be a very good one!

[ Erika would be so proud of her. ]

[Speaking of which...]

Oh yeah... You hang around that loud mouthed octopus girl, don't you?

Octo-- Erika?

[ Octopus?? ]

Yeah, that's her! Her hair is seriously shaped like one!

[HE'S FOR REAL...]

Haa... please don't let her hear you say that. Erika is very nice and welcoming, I promise!

As long as she doesn't put me in a dress or something, then I think we'll be able to get along.

She wouldn't do that!

... But she might want enlist to you as a model...

Edited 2014-12-03 01:32 (UTC)

Really? You think I'd look good enough to be one?

Yes! Kouga-san, you have a very dynamic presence!

[ Totally dominating the stage!! ]

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