bakerstreet | minor injury meme.

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

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Believe me, I've had a lot worst than this before! [He'll pump a fist (with his good arm) at her.] I'm made of tough stuff.

I believe you! But that doesn't mean that you shouldn't take care of yourself, for the people who care about you.

How many times have I-- [SIGH.] Cut me some slack, will ya? I can totally take care of myself just fine!

[NO. NO HE CAN'T.]

... Having help couldn't hurt...

Haaah? Are you gonna be my designated medic from now on?

I can take you to the infirmary?

Guess that works. Wouldn't be the first time I made myself at home there.

Please don't do that here! It would be better if you didn't get hurt at all!

Shut up already! If you keep hanging around me, you're probably gonna be seeing more fights from now on.

[ That shuts her up-- before she presses her lips together and shakes her head. ]

Then... then that's fine! As Kouga-san's friend, I won't abandon you!

... Are you absolutely sure about that? Some fights won't be like the schoolyard brawls around here.

[Especially since he has his "God Slayer" title. Who knew when someone from very far away could come around itching to get a taste of him. A mere human who managed to take down TWO of them.]

... I'll be prepared.

[ She's not just his shy pigtailed classmate, after all, although he doesn't know that. ]

... [He's staring at her hard before he lifts a fist LIKE HE'S GONNA DECK HER... And lifts up his pinkie instead.]

Eh-- huh?? [ STARING AT IT. ] What am I promising?

Jeez... That we won't abandon each other! And we'll protect each other with our lives! [SO DRAMATIC.]

Oh... then yes, of course!

[ LINKING PINKIES. Tsubomi, you might've wanted to hesitate a little. ]

Eh?! You could'va freaked out a little, y'know...!

[Promises were like blood oaths to Kouga. He'd put them above his own life.]

Edited 2014-12-04 04:56 (UTC)

... Well... I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to protect people. And being alone is a terrible feeling... so I want to honor this promise.

Haah... Guess it can't be helped. I thought you were quiet and a little creepy, but you're actually a pretty strong person! I like weirdly determined people like you!

Creepy... and weird.. is that really how I come off as? [ SHE'S DROOPING. ]

[ERK.]

N-No, that's just from-- ["First impressions!" Though he's quick to shut his mouth and more quicker to pick a flower and hold it up in front of her.] Oi! Look at this flower! Isn't it pretty?!

[ Tsubomi's still looking more than a little downcast, but she blinks at the flower and just barely nods her head. ]

Y-yes... it's one of the ones our club planted.

Oh, um... I can see that you took care of it and--

[And he just pulled it out. Kouga awkwardly rubs the back of his head. It was times like this that he wished that he was more of a smooth talker and socially savvy like his best friend.]

And I'm sorry if I... [Come on, Kouga. Just admit it.] ... say stupid things sometimes. If you're gonna be friends with me, then I'll probably end up doing that a lot too. Just because I said that you were creepy and weird doesn't mean I want you to change who you are.

[ ... He's rough around the edges, but he really does mean well. That much isn't hard to see at all. And even if he's more or less saying that he's fine if she's creepy and weird-- he's trying to cheer her up, isn't he?

So a tiny smile tugs at her lips and she ducks her head. ]

Your intentions are good, and warm... so I think it's fine.

[ Once she recovers. ]

[Honestly, he doesn't get too much interaction with girls. Most of the ones he knew were trained for battle, so they were treated more as warriors than women. Doing the latter would've been insulting over the expected former. Though Tsubomi was different compared to them... It was a good kind of different.

Kouga still felt a little bad for saying those things when she was doing her best to help him out. He already thought that she deserved a better friend than himself. Either way, he'll lean over to casually place the picked flower in her hair.]

And sorry I picked out your flower. It looks more better right here, I think.

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