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[memeswearhouse]

Hi! Welcome to my profile ^_^ My name is memeswearhousekitsune-chan(1) and I really like to rite fanfic. So you should join me <3<3<3
Its okay if u don’t know how to start let me help KUDASAI(2). Here’s some ideas on how 2 rite a SUGOIDESUNE(3) story!

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Prompt ideas!!! <3

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoa

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

I hope you all know how much that hurt me to write.

Comments

jesus h pogo christ why

[sinnerman]

Jim (A/N:his name is james but he goes by Jim and that's what sebbie calls him in his head lol) didn't even look up from his tea, his deep sea blue eyes focused bordly on the table while he sipped at it because iit was still realy hot. He liked having breakfast with Seb even thou he'd never say that to him b/c seb was ordinary like John who hung out with that idiot sherlock but jim still had a special place in his heart for seb anyway because of how good he was at what he did nad for being so loyal.

"Of course he did" said jim casually sounding bord, "but that's because I let him solve it." His azure-gray pools lifted t look at seb finaly with a hint of a smile at the corner while he took in his shining sandy hair ans the swell of his muscles and how strong and attractive his snipper was. Jim secretly wanted to be held in those strong warm arms but he didn't dare say it or else then his image as a man that didn't care would be ruined een thou he really did care.

"We'll show them what it mans to meddle in the affairs of James Moriarty" he giggled out, taking anouther little sip of his realy hot tea. "Won't we seb?"

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER MY TEARS ARE FROM HILARITY OR SHAME. PROBABLY BOTH, LET'S BE REAL.

[aimsthegun]

Sebbys heart skiped abeat when jim gave him that littlle barely there smile that still managed to light up his whole face like the sun was shining on it even though they were both in side of the flat(A/N: thats british for apartment! lol doesnt that sound so COOL???) Seb tried not to show how much that little not realy there smile effected him but he still couldnt help but let his lips quirck a bit in response as he turned a page in his paper. "He'd never have a chance in hell of sovling it if you didn't make it so he could." Seb agreed seriously because he meant every word of it and he realy did. Jim was beyond genius pretty much always and even though seb knew he wasnt as smart as jim he was still smarter than average people and he was just glad that jim liked him enough to put up with him anyway.

Seb loved the sound of jim's voive when he laughed. it made him feel too hot and amazing all at once and he raised his dark bluish-green orbs back up to jim's face, trying not to make it to obvious that he was taking in all the beautiful angles of jims face and wanting nothing more than to reach out and touch even though he knows he shouldnt dare. "Of course we will, Boss. They have no idea what there getting themselves into.

SOUNDS LIKE MY TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT.

[sinnerman]

"Well obviously" Jim told Seb haughtily but with a little hidden affection in his voice for the stong and beautiful man sharing breakfast with him. He liked the way Seb looked at him and admired him because Jim knew he could admire him being a proper genius like Sherlock and that cabbie had been before he got shot. It was nice to be admired because deep down all jim really wanted was to be loved by somebody which he wondered if Seb could do beucase Jim could be kind of mean sometimes but he really did feel so much love for him for being such a good fighter and bodyguard for him!

Looking across the table jim noticed that seb had a little bit of crumpet (A/N: that's a food they have in britain lol it rules!!!) on the corner of his mouth so he leaned across the table and gestured for his soldier to lean over so he could clean it off for him just to have an excuse to touch him without looking soft and silly and not in charge of things even thou he really was all the time.