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[memeswearhouse]

Hi! Welcome to my profile ^_^ My name is memeswearhousekitsune-chan(1) and I really like to rite fanfic. So you should join me <3<3<3
Its okay if u don’t know how to start let me help KUDASAI(2). Here’s some ideas on how 2 rite a SUGOIDESUNE(3) story!

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Prompt ideas!!! <3

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoa

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

I hope you all know how much that hurt me to write.

Comments

Tomochika Shibuya | Uta no Prince-sama | OTA

[a_flawless_idol]

Orihara Izaya | Durarara!! | Open

[informs]

[ Izaya-kun is kawaii, ne? ]

6; I have no idea what I'm doing. Apologies.

[mellowyellow]

((A/N::k so for this fanfic, Masaomi ttly has 1 gold eye and 1 red eye cause in the prequil izaya fell madly in love with him (they got in a huge fight and Masa won cause he was too much of a badass and Izaya thought he was so much cooler than Shizuchan and dumped him so they culd be together forever) and gave him one of his cause mikado riped his other one out when he found out that they were dating cause he wanted Masa all to himself.

but that's cool with u, right?))

Shishi Kakeru | Hakujuu Sentai Gaoranger | OTA

[rainbowspirit]

Akagi Nobuo | Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger | OTA

[iheartdekared]

(My LIFE is a bad fan fic!)

Yugi Mutou | Yu-Gi-Oh | OTA

[minigoff]

((A/N: I daisuki bad fanfiction, give me your worst!!! @w@ Unless it's mpreg because that's very unkawaii desu ))

RNG says I get a songfic, so let me open up my music player and...oh look, Evanescence :D

[whitewizardgirl]

Meet me after dark again and I'll hold you
I want nothing more than to see you there
And maybe tonight, we'll fly so far away
We'll be lost before the dawn
-Evanescence, "Before the Dawn"

Ryou was the new girl at school, wearing nothing but black with silver studs in her ears. Her skin was pale. Her hair was white. The only color on her seemed to be her blood red lips. The teachers figured that the girl was wearing her old school uniform, if she hadn't received the new one yet. But Ryou didn't really care for the pink jacket and blue skirt combo. She just preferred black, to contrast her paleness.

Right now, she was between classes, having written a note to a secret crush(that's you, Yuugi-kun) and was hoping that he would move soon so that she wouldn't be caught. She didn't want anyone to know that she had a crush on the shorter boy. It must never be known. It was also why she didn't sign it and was hoping not to be seen when putting it in his desk.

Though, for now, she will just be patient and wait for the right moment.

Yuuki Gai | Chojin Sentai Jetman | OTA

[rainbowspirit]

(Because he's sexy and cool, just like me!)

Spike | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic | OTA

[dragonassistant]

((A/N: I'm cool with Spike being written as his debonair knight not-a-gary-stu fantasy self if anyone wants, lol. HE'S SUPER BADASS AND ALL THE RARITIES LOVE HIM AND HE'LL BEAT UP ALL THE DIAMOND DOGS BAD GUYS AND...))

4

[abeautifulheart]

It wuz a VERY RAINY SAD DAY and Rarity was running through the woods in tears cuz someone had did bad things to her!!! teh diamond dogs had caught her and threatened her and tried to KISS HER and called her names!!!1 so her bueatiful mane was all messy and tangles and she was weeping crystal tears. THEN SHE RAN SMACK INTO SPIKE!

Trixie Lulamoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

((A/N: Hai! ^_^ Mai na,e is seth n I LOVE TRIXIE!!!!! im fine wit NEthing but trixie n twilight shuld b lover lolol))

4

[pinkpartycannon]

HI MY NAME IS CREEPIE PIE!!! IM HERE TO TAKE U AND KIDNAP U AWAY FROM UR ONE TRU WUV AND STASH U AT MY CUPCAKE FACTORY!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Ryou Bakura (genderbend) || Yu-Gi-Oh! || Open

[whitewizardgirl]

((A/N: Teehee, this is already a bad fic waiting to happen. Boobies. That is all.))

Yumehara Nozomi|Yes! Precure 5

[nozomiracle]

5 ((A/N: I'm trying too hard...hahaha.)

[claim_my_place]

Asch stood tall and proud, gazing out across the dawn-lit city. The buildings gleamed in the newly awakened morning light and far below him the townspeople, small as tiny multicolored ants, were slowly wandering from their homes and occupying the narrow dusty dirty streets.

Asch heard the light, metallic sound of a door opening and turned around slowly on his heels, his mouth set into a trademark frown. His wine red locks cascaded across his broad shoulders and his straight back, and they fell across his face. His alert liquid green orbs flickered with intelligence and cunning. He was wearing straight black pants and a black sleeveless turtleneck with gold trim and a zipper down the front. His shiny metal boots rose up on his calves to fasten just above his knees and they too had gold trim with silver designs. His locks were lusciously red but untidy, as he had not yet had time to run a brush through their length. The tips faded gradually to a deeper shade of maroon. Like the hue of dried blood. He looked very handsome, poised there with the sunbeams sharpening all around him and highlighting his regal features.

But, alas, it was not his true love, but his traveling companion who had pushed open the heavy panel.

He uttered a noise which mixed frustration and annoyance.

"You." He managed. "What do you want?"

Asch the Bloody // Tales of the Abyss // OTA

[claim_my_place]

((A/N: Just remember ASHE IS MINE, kk? Good! B|;; Also no flames plz or asche will cut u w/his sword lolol ♥♥♥!!))

2

[nozomiracle]

"Ohayou Asch-san" said nozumi because that means hello or good morning im not sure because i have jampenes class in the morning! "Where are we going this time i want some keiki and food."

Cissnei | Final Fantasy VII Compilation

[crimsonguarddog]

[[ooc: LOL KAWAII DESU NI??]]

You know what? Screw all that pretty boy yaoi crap. Let's get some yuri up in here. Number 8 :D

[whitewizardgirl]

Ryou was just finishing up tonight's dinner, though it seemed to be a tad difficult seeing as her very large, basketball sized breasts kept getting in the way. They were just so troublesome sometimes. Her waist and hips were tiny, however, making her measurements quite amazing.

She hoped that her honey would like what she was making tonight.

Yazoo | FFVII: ACC | Oh god all of it please

[ivorygunslinger]

(A/N: My Yazoo is a CHIBEH L O L!!! HE'S ALSO SUCH A TSUNDERE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT???)

Asuka Langley Soryu | Neon Genesis Evangelion | 1-6

[soulsborderline]

[ A/N: Plz see my shrine to Asuka on geocities ^_^ ]

1

[breatheinthefog]

so one day Karou saw aska who she didnt like because koaru is stupid and evil seriously why does no one see it when she wants to destroy the world. so she taked to Asuka and said "i want to kill things" like she had just said she wanted to go to the mall.

Souji Seta | Persona 4 | 1-6

[punches_fog]

[ A/N: NO SHIP FLAMING!! Souji loves all. ]

Chika|OC|BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS HAPPENS RITE.

[afullmoon]

I'm typing with my eyes closed

[behemah]

It was a beautiful day and awesome sundshine was in the sky. Lykavi was hyut taking a stroll through his favorite park in the countryside when he saw his best bro Chika. "Is there a forest you don't come to? ((A/N: They met one time in a park!!))"

Princess Natalia | Tales of the Abyss

[starofmalkuth]

sherlock holmes | bbc's sherlock | ota

[deduce]

all of the beauty :'''''|

[stillhastrustissues]

OMG HI THANK YOU FOR READING. This is a sotry I wrote with sherlockian221b6912 because she's the best johnlock writer on ff.net and you should go readl all of her stufF!!!!! which hopefully you will bc this might just be a sequel to one of them lol (its not lol thats just to get you to read!!!)

ANYWAY THIS IS HOW WE THINK JOHNLOCK SHOULD BECOME CANON. ENJOY AND PLZ LEAVE A REVIEW IF YOU LIKE IT!!! NO FLAMES. roflmao flames will be used to roast anserson so they wont' hurt us at all

love hotsonisminexoxo

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Morning stole over london like a lover's breath in the chill air light and opaque. Citizens everywhere began their days in good humor (A/N: unless they were dead hahahha)... the buildings cast long shadows across the ground and over their heads, the pictures of strength and harmony. The city is peaceful.

It is a normal day... except in 221B Baker st....

John Watson and Shelrock Holmes were in their kitchen eating breakfast at the table around the experiments and the head from the fridge. Johns heart pounding in his chest from sitting so close to the man he so secretly desired. He dined his feelings to various acquaintances and even pulled the wool over his flatmates crystal cool pools of eyes, so sharply blue and piercing as knives but still couldn't deny it to himself...

And unknown to the household residents the day would be ending unlike any other that preceded it....

Lucifer / Supernatural

[dissemble]

A/N: Lucichan is the BEST charcter haters can b shot by teh WINCHETSER BROS lmao!!!! I do not want luicchan shippng with Dean or Sam cuz theyr 2 prefect 4 each other!!1! <3333333 WINCEST FIVEEVER!!!

Seven k?

[innominepatris]

((Y thay kil papachan??? He da bezt chractur lucihcan onle last won epp if papachan be round loolo))

I believe in you,
I can show you that I can see right through all your empty lies.
I won't stay long, in this world so wrong.
Say goodbye, as we dance with the devil tonight.
Don't you dare look at him in the eye, as we dance with the devil tonight?
Dance With the Devil - Breaking Benjamin

*Jhonz back from the dead He come out of hell for you Luci U leev Sam a Deen alone*

"Lucifar!!1!! U lave sam an Dean alond!! I stup u mysef

Jim Moriarty \\ Sherlock

[sinnerman]

8 and maybe more fuk q

[theblogger]

AN: TRIGEER WARNINGS FOR RAPE ALTHO JOHN ACTUALLY LIEKS IT SO ITS OK PLZ R&R ME AN CROW SPENT 12398208743 HOURS IN MSN PAINT DOIN THIS FIC.

ARIGATOU CHAIO BELLA X0X0X0

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John wrote in his blog that Moriarty just chlorofoams him in the back of the van, puts him in a vest and has him walk out to the pool, but that is not really happens.

What really happens is that John wakes up tied to a desk in this abandoned classroom. It's dark and the only light comes from a nearby long window that is dusty like no one has bothered with this place for years. John can even feel gum still under the desk, which really isn't going to help him in this situation. He looks around, still sort of drugged, but tense because he used to be a soldier and something isn't right here.

"Bloody hell," he curses, because that is how British people curse. What the fuck is going on right now?

finnick odair / the hunger games

[65]

((a/n:arigatou for reading my fic lolol! ^_^ finnick is the kewlest, ne? i ship him with every1 especially Annie. plz review!!1))

[cakeouflage]

(((but dont you think peeta and finnick are kind of cute to)))

*peeta smiles as he walks up to finnick he and katniss jjust had a big fight*

Princess Bubblegum | Adventure Time

[science_with_bonni]

James Moriarty | BBC's Sherlock

[sooochangeable]

[The fever has reached my brain and I must be destroyed.]

7

[theblogger]

Wake up in the morning
feelin' like P. Diddy
Put on my glasses
I'm out da door
I'm gonna hit da city
Before I leave
brush mah teef
with a bottle of Jack
cuz when I leave for the night
I ain't commin' back

Wow so Sherlock had to fake seduce Molly again for corpses so John, now an acceptor of Sherlock's 'Friend Card©', has to take out the ugly chick. Dude.

"This is a pub, you said?" John inquires. It's been a while since he's been to London and things have changed. He's got no idea what this place right up from St. Bart's is supposed to be.

Lisbeth Salander | GWTDT

[thawing]

Cato | Hunger Games

[deadalready]

7 oh dear god I am so sorry

[accidentalrebellion]

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

wen katniss 1st saw cato lookin at her in da traneing centr her heart raced. he wuz so kawaii. (a/n omg he is so sexy rite ^_^) she nevr felt liek dis about ne1 b4.

she coulndt stop thinkign about him he haunted her dreems evry nite. she watned 2 kno wut his lips tasted liek n she longed 4 him.

she starred down at him form da tree wit teers in her eyes. bcuz he wuz a career n she wuz form distirct 12 n it culd nevar be.