the bathing meme

[misfortuneforall]

 THE BATHING MEME

Scrub-a-dub-dub, this meme is ridiculous. No, really. This is a meme about taking a bath. Silly.


- Post your character with name, series, and preferences as the subject header.
- Reply to other characters, using the RNG (1-7) to choose a bath type from the list below.
- Characters bathe. Or other things involving a bath. Whatever, dudes. Anything goes!
- Sexy times and/or triggery material may pop up in threads. Please be conscientious toward your fellow roleplaying buddies!

1. Bubble Bath: Here, the characters are sharing a humongous bubble bath with all the froth they can handle. The scent is delicious, the water is warm—go on, enjoy yourselves!
2. Shower: Perhaps not as fun as a bubble bath, but hey, at least it's built to accommodate two. Don’t slip!
3. Hot Tub: A whirlpool of warmth and—mm. Don't mind me. I'll just be sinking in.
4. Hot Springs: An outdoors bath is good, too, right? Or maybe this is part of a hotel. Either way, it sure is steamy.
5. Decadent Bath: There could be bubbles here, or maybe just those wonderful smelling oils and salts. Awwww, yeah. This bath probably cost a small fortune, so you should enjoy it while it lasts.
6. Lake: In case the hot springs weren't rugged enough for you, here's an actual lake, complete with waterfall for all your rinsing pleasures.
7. Other: Bathe in a shoebox for all I care!

Comments

May god have mercy on us all

[chainedtodespair]

I don't see anything awkward about this.

[Why was Ken so curious to know how much he liked him?]

How much is your very much? I'll tell you if you tell me.

[longspear]

I've asked first... [But he already knew that this way wouldn't get him anywhere, not with Minato.] It's probably this much, I think. [Ken straightens up his posture and stretches his arms as much as possible as well. The truth is it's even more than that, but he doesn't really know how to express it. Or rather, he's too shy to do it.] Your turn!

[chainedtodespair]

That's a lot....I like you....

[Minato straightens up his own posture and stretched out his arms far apart. Though he was now curious about what kind of like Ken meant.]

This much. Does this mean I like you more than you like me? [More teasing.]

[longspear]

No...because I like you twice that much, actually!

[That was smooth, well done, thinks Ken, being really proud of himself he found a really good answer. But will he actually notice what he has just said?]

You can't beat that, Minato!

[No, he won't. At least for the time being.]

[chainedtodespair]

[That childish response....He couldn't help but laugh softly. It was nice to see that even though Ken tried so hard to act like an adult, he could still be a kid]

The only way I could beat that is by saying I like you three times more than you like me.

[longspear]

Oh.

[Ken didn't see that coming, and yet, it was fairly easy to notice the flaw in his plan. But he has one more chance left and he's going to take it...]

Three times, right? Then prove it that you like me three times more, otherwise I won't never ever believe you.

[chainedtodespair]

How would I prove it?

[He didn't see that coming and he had no idea how to prove that.]

[longspear]

I'm fine with anything, if you really like me that much. Just prove it.

[He's obviously not telling him, that he waits for at least a hug or something even more...

Instead, Ken crosses his arms on his chest and looks away.]

[chainedtodespair]

Then, will you prove that you like me that much?

[Minato was curious to see how Ken would respond to that.

He was curious what Ken expected.]

[longspear]

There is no way you will go first, right?

[Ken lets out a loud sigh and while still trying to escape his gaze, he moves closer and gives Minato a hug.]

But you won't get away with just a hug!

[chainedtodespair]

You're the one wanting all these things.

[This was new, but he hugs him back. Giving him a soft head pat before speaking again.]

Do you want me to kiss you or something? [Because he doesn't know how to out do a hug.]

[longspear]

And you? You don't want to? If you don't that's fine...

[The truth is Ken saw his schoolmates kissing each other and he began to be curious how it is like. Minato, as his senpai, would be perfect to help him discover what's so great about that, Ken thought. But that wouldn't change the fact that, he likes Minato very much, he's just unsure how to call this feeling.]

[chainedtodespair]

I'm six years older than you.

[Now physically two or three years but still. He gazed at Ken with an openly surprised look.]

Wouldn't you want to kiss someone in your class?

[longspear]

Just forget I've said anything, okay?

[He gets back to his own end of the bathtub and squeezes the rubber duck really hard. Maybe it would be better, maybe it wouldn't, how would he know that?]

I've joined soccer team lately, it's so much fun.

[Not that his voice definitely doesn't express that. Maybe that wasn't a smooth change of subject, but it doesn't matter to him.]

[chainedtodespair]

I never said I wouldn't do it.

[Minato sighed when Ken moved away from him, leaning in to place a soft kiss on his forehead. It may not be what Ken was expecting but it was good enough right?]

You do soccer now?

[longspear]

I've just said it, didn't I?!

[A few moments passed after Ken realizes he snapped at Minato and splashed some water from the bathtub.]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shout...

[Except he actually meant to. It was really frustrating to him - everyone talking about how he grew up, but still treating him as a little kid. Ken sure knew he can be childish sometimes, but he didn't take it as something bad.]

Sorry.

[chainedtodespair]

[Minato gazed quietly at him. Taken aback by how upset he had made Ken. He sighed softly, was he really not going to be happy unless he kissed him? Why would a kiss mean that much?]

I'll do it. If you want me too.

[longspear]

Stupid, stupid, stupid Minato!

[That was really the adult way of doing things. Or maybe not really. And he has just said sorry a little while ago. Ken burrowed his head in his knees again as he couldn't bring himself to look at the older boy.]

If you don't truly want it there is no point of doing it at all...I'm not the type to force someone to do these kind of things...and sorry for calling you stupid...

[chainedtodespair]

[Minato sighed when Ken called him stupid, reaching out to lightly pet his hair in a soothing manner.]

It's alright. But Ken, you do realize that we're naked right?

[longspear]

We are? I mean...of course we are!

[He doesn't exactly understand what is the problem with being naked. Is it dangerous? Or prohibited? It's true that his classmates were wearing their uniforms back then.]

But I really don't want to make you do this. I'll find someone else.

[chainedtodespair]

I'll kiss you. I wouldn't mind it. But not now okay? Kissing and being naked doesn't mix well.

[Hopefully he didn't have to explain that.]

[longspear]

[Sorry Minato, you have a pretending-to-be-an-adult-kid there who apparently doesn't know why being naked is that bad.]

But why? It isn't allowed or something? Or even against the law? Tell me, please!

Leave it to the group to leave the most awkward task to Minato.

[chainedtodespair]

Because kissing when naked means.....

[Can he truly ruin this boy's innocence? It was for the best....but...] You don't want to be treated as a child. So I will tell you as an adult.

Kissing when naked often leads to sex.

[Done. He said it. Wait. Did this mean he was going to have to give him the talk too? Dammit.]

If he hadn't come back Ken would still know nothing about the birds and the bees :D

[longspear]

Sex? Kissing is not enough for people? And what is it exactly? One girl from my class wanted to have it with me, but I didn't really know what she meant so I turned her down. Did I do something bad, Minato?

[Kids these days. You must keep an eye on them or strange things may happen.]

Sweet baby jesus. You'd think Junpei would have done this already.

[chainedtodespair]

Kissing is one form of affection, sex is strictly for adults.

[What ever happened to playing catch or holding hands?]

Sex is when two people want to be together, either out of love or lust. A boy and a girl will make a baby. Male and Male is just for intimacy or pleasure same with Female and Female. You should really only do it with someone you care for a lot other wise it'll only cause you trouble.