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the bathing meme
THE BATHING MEME

Scrub-a-dub-dub, this meme is ridiculous. No, really. This is a meme about taking a bath. Silly.
- Post your character with name, series, and preferences as the subject header.
- Reply to other characters, using the RNG (1-7) to choose a bath type from the list below.
- Characters bathe. Or other things involving a bath. Whatever, dudes. Anything goes!
- Sexy times and/or triggery material may pop up in threads. Please be conscientious toward your fellow roleplaying buddies!
1. Bubble Bath: Here, the characters are sharing a humongous bubble bath with all the froth they can handle. The scent is delicious, the water is warm—go on, enjoy yourselves!
2. Shower: Perhaps not as fun as a bubble bath, but hey, at least it's built to accommodate two. Don’t slip!
3. Hot Tub: A whirlpool of warmth and—mm. Don't mind me. I'll just be sinking in.
4. Hot Springs: An outdoors bath is good, too, right? Or maybe this is part of a hotel. Either way, it sure is steamy.
5. Decadent Bath: There could be bubbles here, or maybe just those wonderful smelling oils and salts. Awwww, yeah. This bath probably cost a small fortune, so you should enjoy it while it lasts.
6. Lake: In case the hot springs weren't rugged enough for you, here's an actual lake, complete with waterfall for all your rinsing pleasures.
7. Other: Bathe in a shoebox for all I care!
If he hadn't come back Ken would still know nothing about the birds and the bees :D
[Kids these days. You must keep an eye on them or strange things may happen.]
Sweet baby jesus. You'd think Junpei would have done this already.
[What ever happened to playing catch or holding hands?]
Sex is when two people want to be together, either out of love or lust. A boy and a girl will make a baby. Male and Male is just for intimacy or pleasure same with Female and Female. You should really only do it with someone you care for a lot other wise it'll only cause you trouble.
Junpei doing the talk? are you sure about this? :D
[Deep in thought, Ken rests his head on his knees, but he's not hiding his face this time.]
I am even adult enough to have this sex?
He'd at least maybe check girls out with him? Come on it's Junpei.
[Turned them all down since he may not seem like it but he actually has some form of class.
Again, why is he left to deal with this?]
How old was the girl who asked?
I bet he would take Ken and Koromaru just to pick up the hottest girls
[And there he is, awaiting his senpai's answer with flushed cheeks.]
Just like look at how caring Junpei is ladies. You dig the nurturing type
[Is probably a surprise since girls hang out with him all the time.]
Just keep in mind that there will be both girls and boys who will want to be with you like that. It's important that you don't allow anyone to pressure you into it.
[No one can ever say he didn't try being a good influence on him.]
no subject
[Interesting, interesting...he's in the bathtub with a boy who likes other boys, they're both naked, and a few minutes ago Ken wanted to kiss him. WAIT WHAT.]
It couldn't be the case that...you didn't want to kiss me, because you could want to have sex after?
..........I wrote 'not' I swear. How does that keep happen? I reread it and thought there was a not.
[KEN NO. DON'T COME TO THIS CONCLUSION.]
Teenage hormones do that. [Wait. NO. THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.]
I'm warning you, that kissing when both parties are naked usually means sex.
don't worry, at first i was 100% sure the 'not' is there too :D
[He follows this train of thought for a bit, not speaking up his conclusions to Minato. HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING INSIDE KEN'S HEAD RIGHT NOW. Oh no, he's going to learn it anyway-]
Let's say...I would kiss you right now. What would happen after?
Thank goodness I wasn't alone!
[He's pretty sure he'd be shocked to know Ken was already at that age. Where did the time go. Oh yeah.]
You still want to kiss me? [Someone needs to give Ken the talk because obviously Minato is doing something wrong.]