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THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND WAVE 'EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE

THE ROLLERCOASTER/ZOO TYCOON MEME

You're at a theme park!

Or maybe a zoo.

You're at a combination theme park and zoo?

SHENANIGANS.

Inspired by this thread.
Need inspiration? RNG prompts are under the cut, or just go wild.

1. IT'S CALLED "ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON" FOR A REASON. Oh my god this is the best coaster ever. Smile for the camera! (Unless you're trying not to lose your lunch.)

2. WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK. Wooly Mammoth 3 has EFFECTIVELY FUCKED UP HIS CAGE AND IS RAMPAGING MY GOD THE HORROR THE CARNAGE, BLOODY FUCKING CARNAGE, CHILDREN'S HEADS ATOP EACH OF HIS TUSKS, PLUNDERING THE VENDORS FOR ICE CREAM AND FUNNEL CAKES (all credit for that one goes to anon)

3. NO FAIR CUTTING. You're queued up for Super Mega Ultra Xtreme Coaster 3000. Waiting. And waiting. And waiting...

4. KIDDIE RIDES. Super Mega Ultra Coaster 3000 looks too intense? Fine, go ride the teacups or something. Wuss.

5. FEEDING THE ANIMALS. Zebras like Dippin' Dots, right?

6. MAKING A SPLASH. I hope you brought a towel because it's time for water rides.

7. IT'S A DIRTY JOB, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. You're the poor sap that has to wear a panda suit for the enjoyment of the masses.

8. THE MOST IMPORTANT QUEST YOU'LL EVER UNDERTAKE. Where the hell is the bathroom? This is worse than trying to find the airport.

9. YOU SEE JIMMY, WHEN TWO TURTLES LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH... You're walking by one of the animal exhibits and saw something man was not meant to witness.

10. CRUEL PLAYER CHARACTER GOD. You just got teleported to the lion cage! Or you were walking uphill in a crowd when the path got deleted under you (human bowling!), or the drinks are cheap as hell but they charge for bathrooms...

11. HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE? The ride's stuck with you on it. Hope you weren't at the top of a loop!

12. WILDCARD. Because we don't need no stinkin' RNG.

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[Hope you don't mind a tiny shipper troll sharing your cup. and making terrible puns at you.]

Hi, lady! Have you been on this ride befur?

yes so good

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11. THIS IS AMY AND THIS IS LATE I KNOW but I wanted to play with you

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I'M EVEN LATER BB <33

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THEN WE'RE EVEN

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>three day later WHAT THE SHIT, SELF

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YEE I'M SERIOUSLY SO EXCITED FOR THIS

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A MOBSTER AND A WIZARD GET ONTO A FERRIS WHEEL AND balls

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NEXT ROMANTIC COMEDY BLOCKBUSTER it's called balls

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BALLS IN MY MOUTH COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

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BALLS IN MY MOUTH A ROMANTIC COMEDY ABOUT A MOBSTER + WIZARD also I love these two's CR if I may say

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I NEED MORE OF THIS CR LIKE I NEED MORE BALLS IN MY MOUTH

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I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH YOU NEED BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH THOUGH SO I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH YOU NEED THIS CR

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I NEED BALLS IN MY MOUTH LIKE I NEED BUTTER CHICKEN IN MY BELLY

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COOL...... I THINK!!!!

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I PUT BUTTER CHICKEN IN MY BELLY TODAY AND IT WAS GR8

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THEN HELL YEAH

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[HORSE GOD CHILD SLEIPNIR is snoozing quietly in his open exhibit.

What do?]

[That is a preposterous amount of legs, and no one told Chell it's rude to stare.]

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if thor isn't in here petting a zebra, imma be pissed

you and me both, bro

[Well, isn't this a usual sight.

Kirino and Taiyou are lost. Again. Except this time it's a little more urgent than the last few times.]

... I knew I shouldn't have left the map with the others. [Yeah, this time it's Kirino's fault for getting into this mess.]

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[ well shit the rollercoaster's stuck

he feels kind of fortunate that the rollercoaster carts are long and thus he avoided being stuck at the top of a loop

still kind of unnerving though ]

Geez, how annoying.

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[It starts with a lot of screaming. And running. And for some strange reason, even though there had not been a cloud in the sky a few minutes ago, a rather wicked storm seems to be brewing.

Suddenly, a tiger goes tearing up the path. And behind it...a red and black blur. That quickly resolves itself to be none other than the Son of Odin...putting the tiger in a choke hold. ]

Marian Hawke | Dragon Age

because it's so easy to picture Hawke on the teacups ride

Arisa Gunhale | Gundam AGE

kobato hanato | kobato

Sleipnir | Norse Myth/Marvel Live Action

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Ico | ICO | OTA

Photo Finish ✶ My Little Pony: FiM ✶ ota

Norman Jayden ☁ Heavy Rain ☁ OTA

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snow villiers | final fantasy xiii

jorge lucas (oc) | mass effect

Amemiya Taiyou | Inazuma Eleven GO

8~

Discord | My Little Pony:FIM

Michael Andrews - Night Arrow | OC | OTA

Portugal | Axis Powers Nyotalia(?)

Masakaki | [C]

11

Rory Flanagan/Glee/boys only

Duchess | Are You Alice?

Lily Baskerville | Pandora Hearts

Duo Maxwell [au]/ Gundam Wing/ OTA

Mako "Nakama" Nakarai | Bokurano

Axel || Kingdom Hearts

Laruna Troven/OC

2.

pierce villiers, alice in the country of clover.

Vriska Serket | Homestuck

2; I adore my luck do you adore my luck my luck is amazing

wesley gibson ( wanted )