THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND WAVE 'EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE

[insanityprelude]

THE ROLLERCOASTER/ZOO TYCOON MEME

• You're at a theme park!


• Or maybe a zoo.


• You're at a combination theme park and zoo?


• SHENANIGANS.

Inspired by this thread.
Need inspiration? RNG prompts are under the cut, or just go wild.

• 1. IT'S CALLED "ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON" FOR A REASON. Oh my god this is the best coaster ever. Smile for the camera! (Unless you're trying not to lose your lunch.)


• 2. WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK. Wooly Mammoth 3 has EFFECTIVELY FUCKED UP HIS CAGE AND IS RAMPAGING MY GOD THE HORROR THE CARNAGE, BLOODY FUCKING CARNAGE, CHILDREN'S HEADS ATOP EACH OF HIS TUSKS, PLUNDERING THE VENDORS FOR ICE CREAM AND FUNNEL CAKES (all credit for that one goes to anon)


• 3. NO FAIR CUTTING. You're queued up for Super Mega Ultra Xtreme Coaster 3000. Waiting. And waiting. And waiting...


• 4. KIDDIE RIDES. Super Mega Ultra Coaster 3000 looks too intense? Fine, go ride the teacups or something. Wuss.


• 5. FEEDING THE ANIMALS. Zebras like Dippin' Dots, right?


• 6. MAKING A SPLASH. I hope you brought a towel because it's time for water rides.


• 7. IT'S A DIRTY JOB, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. You're the poor sap that has to wear a panda suit for the enjoyment of the masses.


• 8. THE MOST IMPORTANT QUEST YOU'LL EVER UNDERTAKE. Where the hell is the bathroom? This is worse than trying to find the airport.


• 9. YOU SEE JIMMY, WHEN TWO TURTLES LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH... You're walking by one of the animal exhibits and saw something man was not meant to witness.


• 10. CRUEL PLAYER CHARACTER GOD. You just got teleported to the lion cage! Or you were walking uphill in a crowd when the path got deleted under you (human bowling!), or the drinks are cheap as hell but they charge for bathrooms...


• 11. HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE? The ride's stuck with you on it. Hope you weren't at the top of a loop!


• 12. WILDCARD. Because we don't need no stinkin' RNG.

Comments

Marian Hawke | Dragon Age

[wilywilyways]

because it's so easy to picture Hawke on the teacups ride

[firstshippurr]

[Hope you don't mind a tiny shipper troll sharing your cup. and making terrible puns at you.]

Hi, lady! Have you been on this ride befur?

yes so good

[wilywilyways]

[Hawke squints at the youngun as they spin-- the horns make her fairly sure she's speaking to some variant of demon, although not a very intimidating one. Did it take an non-threatening form on purpose?]

No. No, I have not been on this ride. . . befur. Have you? Been on this ride? Befur?

[firstshippurr]

Nope! It reminds me of my purrlanet a little, though.

[wilywilyways]

[The demon-girl is totally doing that deliberately. To what end?]

There is nothing about this ride I recognize, but such is everything in this place. Sorry. 'Purrlace'.

Arisa Gunhale | Gundam AGE

[traditionalbuttslap]

kobato hanato | kobato

[colombe]

Sleipnir | Norse Myth/Marvel Live Action

[spiderhorse]

[HORSE GOD CHILD SLEIPNIR is snoozing quietly in his open exhibit.

What do?]

Ico | ICO | OTA

[hornedomen]

Photo Finish ✶ My Little Pony: FiM ✶ ota

[photo_finish]

Norman Jayden ☁ Heavy Rain ☁ OTA

[sunglasses_at_night]

[(Anonymous)]

if thor isn't in here petting a zebra, imma be pissed

[insanityprelude]

you and me both, bro

[rebuildscience]

[That is a preposterous amount of legs, and no one told Chell it's rude to stare.]

[spiderhorse]

[Does she have no Dippin Dots? Does she have no food to share?

Oh yes, he'll still snooze until he can smell food close to him.]

[rebuildscience]

[Tentatively holding out... fries, in blatant defiance of the "DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" signs.]

[spiderhorse]

[Animal fat! He can smell it!

The horse's lifts immediately and he stands with a great deal of grace for such a large creature carrying so many legs. He moves to the staring woman holding out the fries and extends his neck to take what she's holding, giant pink tongue getting slobber all over her hand.]

snow villiers | final fantasy xiii

[steelguard]

jorge lucas (oc) | mass effect

[stickies]

[rebuildscience]

[It's okay, she's pretty hard to gross out. Definitely gonna wipe her hand before pulling out some more fries though.]

Amemiya Taiyou | Inazuma Eleven GO

[glassworkgenius]

Discord | My Little Pony:FIM

[fruity_puppeteer]

8~

[doingthemistything]

[Well, isn't this a usual sight.

Kirino and Taiyou are lost. Again. Except this time it's a little more urgent than the last few times.]

... I knew I shouldn't have left the map with the others. [Yeah, this time it's Kirino's fault for getting into this mess.]

[glassworkgenius]

[Oh no oh no Taiyou really had to go to the toilet too...!]

Aauuugh... Where's the bathroom!?

[He shouldn't have drank so much juice... His eyes are quickly scanning left and right, and he still can't see any sign!]

[doingthemistything]

Do you think we might've passed it or something?