Morning After Meme

[memesss]

MORNING AFTER MEME



Last night was pretty wild, or maybe it wasn't. You have just woken up, but you are not alone. Perhaps it is a stranger lying next to you, perhaps it's someone you know. It might be your significant other, or a one night stand. The fact remains that you are in bed together, naked (or maybe not) and something happened.

HOW THIS WORKS; 

➊ comment with your character!
➋ reply to others with wild shenanigans.
➌ soap opera drama ensues.


[lovingly stolen from all over the place]

Comments

[cancercarcino]

[As much as Karkat wants to fight back, that scritcing just feels too good, and it manages to subdue him. He tries to muffle the purring, leering as much as he can at this moment.]

Gamze, fucking... What the shit is this, your... F-Fuck....

[whosthismotherfucker]

You just gotta calm your tightly wound ass down, motherfucker. You just got all up and awake, no need to be stressing out over nothing. Chill, best friend.

[Victory! He is going to make his moirail stay here for as long as possible. 600+ hours of sleep deprivation cannot good for a troll. Dr. Gamzee is prescribing a strict regimen relaxation and giving no fucks.]

[cancercarcino]

[Hey, all of that no sleeping keeps him on his toes and prevents him from seeing horrorterrors. Of course it's good for him!]

[But with that scritching going on and... whatever fucking affect his moirail has on him, he just grumbles defeatedly and curls up on the horn pile.]

[whosthismotherfucker]

[Yeah, the same way that sobering up made Gamzee a more driven and focused individual. Besides, the dream bubbles are nice.

At that defeated look Gamzee gives a happy hum, knowing that he is being a good best friend and helping you get your chill on. And hey, while they're all snuggled up in the horn pile they might as well...]

You got any motherfucking feelings you wanna jam about bro?

[They haven't actually had a proper feelings jam since they became moirails, and now was a good a time as any.]

[cancercarcino]

I just woke up five minutes ago. What feelings could I have possibly conjured up from the depths of my blood pusher in that time??

[whosthismotherfucker]

Feelings can happen any motherfucking time, bro. And I am here for you. Tell me all your wicked feels.

[cancercarcino]

Ugh...

[He grumbles, rubbing his eyes with his hand.]

Fine. I'm feeling fucking shitty and annoyed at being woken up and stuck in a feelings jam with my idiot clown friend.

[whosthismotherfucker]

[Nu-uh. No more grumping. He will scritch and pet the grumpy right out of your head mister.]

You can go back to sleep if you want to motherfucker. It was all kinds of special seeing you all up and contented like that.

[cancercarcino]

I was not...

[Oh fuck not the scritches and pets. He shivers and begins purring again.]

I wasn't content. I was asleep.

[whosthismotherfucker]

You sure weren't sleeping angrily, best friend. Getting your motherfucking snuggle on and all.


[Yisss, let him make you happy, dude. He just wants to see you smiling.]

[cancercarcino]

I wasn't snuggling.

[Sort of like how he's not clinging to Gamzee and purring.]

Sorry, I had no internet this weekend!

[whosthismotherfucker]

Sure, motherfucker. Whatever you wanna call it.

[He knows Karkat likes to be all defensive about shit, and there's no real point in fighting him on this one, not when he's getting his relax on. Don't want to make him all up and offended and run off or some shit. That'd be motherfucking terrible.]

It's all good, bro :0)

[cancercarcino]

[Karkat's debating it right now, he'd be lying if he didn't admit to that. But being stuck under scritches and pets, all he really can do is growl and mutter curses to try and cover the purring. It's not really working.]

[Nor are his attempts to hide the fact that he's feeling very relaxed, even though he shouldn't be. As much as he wants to remain a curled up pile of anger and rage, he's just feeling too... mellow to do so.]