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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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or will it

[rockhop]

ya hihi whos this??

[captaining]

you a girl or a boy?

Haruna Motoki. i don't go to your school.

[rockhop]

wtf............... im A BOY
dont get misled by the girly name!!!!
did u get my number just to ask me that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[captaining]

don't have an attitude with me punk i was just asking!

i had to go through about 10 people to get your number. our bags got switched on the train.

[rockhop]

oh.
they did?? so thats y none of this stuff looks like my homework...

[captaining]

yeah, and i wouldn't be caught dead in whatever it is you have in here.

seeing as this is your fault, you really should be the one to come to me.

[rockhop]

what!!! how is it my fault!!! i was 2 tired 2 pay attention... so YOU should come HERE

[captaining]

uUUUGGHHHHHHH

[rockhop]

or maybe ill just keep it ♥ a souvenir of our meeting

[captaining]

you've gotta be kidding me. i heard you were a pain but still.

your school is pretty far so let's meet in the middle.

[rockhop]

lol ok where??
plz say somewhere with food, im starving

[captaining]

no, at a station. too bad, if you were a cute girl instead of a really annoying guy i would have treated you.

you didn't touch anything in the bag right?

[rockhop]

RUDE... yes i touched everything!!!! and i licked it so now it has my germs!!!!
and i put my bug collection on it too!!!!!!!!!!

[captaining]

why are you like this? jeez you better lose my number after this and not talk to me further...

[rockhop]

im saving u in my phone riiiight now♥
haruna toki-chan... the guy who thought he could mess with me and compare me 2 a girl...

[captaining]

[ maybe he's disappointed okay he thought you were kind of cute ... ]

toki-chan? (VOMIT EMOJI)

do you want to die?

[rockhop]

｡◕‿◕｡
we're friends now rite??? even if it was accidentally, and even if ur super rude
if u want ur stuff back u better say yes!

[captaining]

i guess i'm a little hungry too.

[rockhop]

yay!!!!! ok, so i know a really good burger place
its not far from the station, u just get off at that big junction u know with all the crossing signs??? and then go across the street
its kind of old timey foreigner stuff idk if ur into that but its rly good i swear!!!!

[captaining]

sure ... i have some protein powder in my bag make sure it's in there so i can use it at lunch.

i'm not paying for your food just getting that out there.

[rockhop]

[ PROTEIN... POWDER.... O///////////O ]

whatever thats not important!
u like protein powder???????? the flavored kind?!?!?!!?

[captaining]

yeah of course i live off that stuff! i've got strawberry and chocolate in there.

[rockhop]

omg... thats my FAVORITE!! i put it on everything!!!!!
u shouldnt have told me... im almost out over here... its going 2 b tempting me the whole time （πーπ）

[captaining]

JUST BUY YOUR OWN??? i swear i'll kill you if you touch it!!!

i thought you were trying to bond not take my food!

[captaining]

a wuss like you doesn't need it anyway ...