sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[fbitchesgtmoney]

it's more of a peace of mind type thing than something that actually works. It feels safer.

wow these two suck at sexting

[loveandlanguish]

well that's bullshit pants aren't going to do you any good you should have invented some sort of junk-guard AGES ago

lmao legit ;~; but pants.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

I've only set my crotch on fire once. For the record. It's not something that happens frequently.

[loveandlanguish]

did you immediately contact someone with the sole purpose about making a quip about kissing it better I absolutely would have

[fbitchesgtmoney]

of course it was the only fun part of the situation.

[loveandlanguish]

I'm glad not to be disappointed in you Tony

[fbitchesgtmoney]

if anyone didn't grab that opportunity they should be subjected to it again until they do.

[loveandlanguish]

soooooo

Anything hurting right at the moment?

[fbitchesgtmoney]

my balls are pretty sore, landed awkwardly in the suit the other day, so they could use some tlc.

Wow Tony who taught you to sext

[loveandlanguish]

you're not making that idea sound very into I've got to be honest with you.

he is a troll ok he can't do this srsly.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

well you already know you're going to end up doing it so it's not like we need to dance around the bush.

Why does he even bother

[loveandlanguish]

well see if you ever get your balls in anyone's mouth again with that attitude. You're not the not one on my call list you know.

emojis?

[fbitchesgtmoney]

i might not be the only one, but i'm the best.

Nope it must be the butt

[loveandlanguish]

very confident. All I've got from you so far is that you like attention on your balls.

I supposed their wouldn't be any interest in being bent over and fucked then.

it's a pretty great butt.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

if it's the right person, i especially like it over my desk between appointments. also while i'm on the phone.

[loveandlanguish]

I figured you'd be the type for quick and dirty

[fbitchesgtmoney]

I have a very tight schedule.

[loveandlanguish]

you see that just begging for some sort of 'not the only thing that's right' come back.

You would be the only to keep talking on the phone while you're being fucked. I'd love to hear you try to keep your calm while you're being opened up from the inside.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

I almost added it. i wrote it then deleted it. but it's true.

i can't stop a deal just because i want to get off, and sometimes those meetings take ages. plus it's a fun game i like to play. who can close the deal first? yeah? you should try once.

[loveandlanguish]

and the need to get off trumps anything else obviously.

I'd love to catch you of guard, interrupt you mid conversation to see how well you keep yor cool.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

exactly.

as long as there's no surprise penetration we're good. because ouch.