pancaked: (Default)
pancaked ([personal profile] pancaked) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-08-27 04:22 pm

sexting



the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




loveandlanguish: (thinking)

Nope it must be the butt

[personal profile] loveandlanguish 2014-08-28 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
very confident. All I've got from you so far is that you like attention on your balls.

I supposed their wouldn't be any interest in being bent over and fucked then.
fbitchesgtmoney: (pic#3115014)

it's a pretty great butt.

[personal profile] fbitchesgtmoney 2014-08-28 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
if it's the right person, i especially like it over my desk between appointments. also while i'm on the phone.
loveandlanguish: (laugh)

[personal profile] loveandlanguish 2014-08-28 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I figured you'd be the type for quick and dirty
fbitchesgtmoney: (pic#3114984)

[personal profile] fbitchesgtmoney 2014-08-28 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a very tight schedule.
loveandlanguish: (beard stroke)

[personal profile] loveandlanguish 2014-08-29 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
you see that just begging for some sort of 'not the only thing that's right' come back.

You would be the only to keep talking on the phone while you're being fucked. I'd love to hear you try to keep your calm while you're being opened up from the inside.
fbitchesgtmoney: (pic#5172043)

[personal profile] fbitchesgtmoney 2014-08-29 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost added it. i wrote it then deleted it. but it's true.

i can't stop a deal just because i want to get off, and sometimes those meetings take ages. plus it's a fun game i like to play. who can close the deal first? yeah? you should try once.
loveandlanguish: (Default)

[personal profile] loveandlanguish 2014-08-29 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
and the need to get off trumps anything else obviously.

I'd love to catch you of guard, interrupt you mid conversation to see how well you keep yor cool.
fbitchesgtmoney: (pic#2944778)

[personal profile] fbitchesgtmoney 2014-08-29 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
exactly.

as long as there's no surprise penetration we're good. because ouch.