sexting meme

[waitingforsin]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[guiltier]

good

i wanna be the only girl you do things with

if another girl sexted you i'd bite her

[teenyoda]

Yeah?

[And because he was feeling cheeky...]

Where?

[guiltier]

probably the leg

[ #sexy ]

[teenyoda]

[Malia... god. Work with him here.]

You'd bite a girl on the leg for texting with me?

[guiltier]

[ do you want a boner or not, stiles? mixed signals! and suddenly she's feeling sort of self-conscious; clearly, stiles is implying that she should deal with jealousy in a way that doesn't involve biting girls' legs. she probably wouldn't actually bite them! she'd just want to. ]

is that bad

[teenyoda]

I'd prefer pillow fights. Or water fights. Maybe naked jello wrestling?

[guiltier]

people actually naked jello wrestle

[teenyoda]

ATTCH: I couldn't find jello, but this works too.

[guiltier]

[ what the hell did she just watch... ]

biting her on the leg is easier than that

but you can naked jello wrestle with someone if you want

[teenyoda]

Nope. It's only sexy when girls do it.

[guiltier]

i think you're sexy no matter what you're doing

but you would lose

[teenyoda]

five girlfriend points to you.

depends on who I'm fighting.

[guiltier]

[ only five? stiles is stingy as hell. also, this conversation about sexting sort of turned into a conversation about stiles naked jello wrestling instead, but she's kind of cool with it. stiles. jello. two great things. ]

ok who would you fight

[teenyoda]

You? =D

[guiltier]

you would lose

[teenyoda]

Would I REALLY, tho? Naked mud wrestling? With you? That's losing?

[guiltier]

where would we get the mud

[teenyoda]

From the ground?

[guiltier]

so you want outside sex

[ that's all she's getting from this... ]

[teenyoda]

Malia, I want all kinds of sex. Lots of sex. All the sex. In every place imaginable. With you.

[guiltier]

every place

like school

[teenyoda]

Not in the cafeteria in front of the school

[guiltier]

i told you i know. not the cafeteria

[teenyoda]

That's right. No one gets to see you naked but me. Or touch you. Or do dirty things to you. I'm going to get a stamp with 'Property of Stiles' and put it on your butt every day.

[guiltier]

my butt is mine

[ she would totes put a 'property of malia' stamp on his, though. matching literal tramp stamps! ]

would you bite someone's leg if they touched me